
Conduct Unbecoming
Vic tracks down and picks up a girl called Mary for Jerry.
Victor walks in to Jerry watching adult entertainment on the TV. After making fun of Victor Vance's name, he points at the tv asking "is that legal? Can animals give consent?"...
Vic asks Jerry if he can stash the weed somewhere else. "Weed? What weed?" jokes Martinez, before telling Vic to relax once again. Jerry is then distracted by the tv telling Vic "look at that, now she got a pig and a horse". After taking a closer look at the screen, he announces "That's Candy Suxx! He he he! That's some guy's daughter man!".
Jerry tells Vic he's gotta get laid, and if Vic wasn't such a square, he'd do him! Just kidding... This is the army - not the navy! Jerry says he really needs a broad. He needs Mary.
Vic says he'll get her if Jerry collects his pot, so he agrees. He tells Vic that he'll find Mary over at Viceport, but first he should see Phil again because he said something about a gift for Vic.
Vic tells Jerry he doesn't trust him, and Martinez replies "that is not an appropriate way to speak to a superior officer" before laughing and telling Vic to get on with it. As Vic leaves the room he tells Jerry the reefer is under his bed. "Oh, genius! Great hiding place... what are you? 15?".
Outside, you're told to meet Phil at his old place - the house you just recovered from the Cholos. It's marked on the map with a pink blip.
Grab a vehicle and make your way there, stopping in the pink marker when you arrive.
You don't necessarily need to take the car, but you might as well jump in. You're told to look for Mary around Viceport. Her location is marked with a pink blip on the radar.
Drive into Viceport and a girl will be standing at the side of the road, marked with a blue arrow above her head. Drive near to her and a cutscene will kick in.
You're then told to take the girl to the party, which is marked by a new pink blip on the radar.
Make your way North and then across the bridge to Starfish Island where you'll find the party at a mansion to the North-West. Pull into the pink marker when you arrive.
Vic and the girl pull into the parking lot behind a bunch of high end sports cars.
They then exit their car and head towards the party. The girl thanks Vic for the ride and suggests she can pay him back in kind later? Vic tells her he just needs to find Mary, and the girl points her out to him.
Vic calls out to Mary and tells her "come on, let's go", but the two men she's with aren't happy, exclaiming "hey, we've paid for her! She's not going anywhere!". Vic asks if that's a fact and they tell him they're going to teach him and this bitch a lesson.
You're now tasked with protecting Mary - highlighted with a blue arrow - from the violent assholes - marked with red arrows - by killing them before they cause her too much damage.
If you've got a weapon, which you should have, just pull it out and open fire.
Once they're both dead, you'll be told to take Mary back to Fort Baxter which is now your destination, marked with a pink blip on the radar.
Get back in your car, or take one of the other ones which are still parked out front, then set off back to the army base.
As you approach the main gate to Fort Baxter, a cutscene will kick in.
Vic drives through the main gate with Mary.
Just inside, he's stopped by the commanding officer who asks him why there's marijuana hidden under his bed, and who the Sam Hill is this?
"Hey buddy, listen I charge more for groups" says Mary after getting out of the car.
"You brought a whore onto the base! Have you no shame boy! Are you a moron? Is that it?". The CO continues... "DRUGS! WHORES! You're out of here soldier! You're a disgrace.". The camera fades to black, a few hours pass, then Vic is seen walking out of the gates, no longer wearing his army fatigues as the gates shut and lock behind him. All of his weapons have been removed.
Phil sends a pager message saying he's got work for Vic and a place for him to stay, so we need to make our way back to Phil's old place, marked by a pink blip on the radar.
There's a fairly weak motorbike propped up against the wall which you can take, or just steal a passing car, and make your way back to Phil's house.
Park up in the pink marker when you arrive.
Mission Passed!
If you've burst any of the 99 Red Balloons hidden around the city, weapon rewards will spawn in the back alley after every 10th balloon you pop. It's definitely worth going after them as soon as possible.

You can head inside the safehouse with the blue arrow out front. Inside you'll find a health pickup, a save icon and a clothes icon which can be used to change your outfit. Currently the 'Casual' outfit is the only one accessible to Vic.
- Reward: None
- Safehouse Unlocked: 101 Bayshore Avenue
- Garage Unlocked: You can save a vehicle in the garage behind the safehouse when you save your game.
- Outfit Unlocked: Casual
- Outfit Removed: Army Fatigues
- Vic has been kicked out of the army and is no longer allowed to access the Fort Baxter army base. In addition, all of his weapons and ammo have been removed!
- Jerry's Streetfighter bike and the Patriot near the barracks inside the army base will no longer spawn there after this mission.
- Mission Unlocked: Cholo Victory