
Espresso-2-Go!
The Cartel are selling SPANK through their coffee stalls and Claude must smash them to splinters.
The objective for this mission is to discover and destroy 9 espresso stalls, spread across all 3 islands. None of them are marked on the map to start with, but as you get close to their location, within 100 meters or so, they'll be marked with a blip on the radar.
As soon as you destroy the first stall, you'll have 8 minutes to take the rest of them down. Because you won't actually know where they are yet, the best technique for this mission is to drive around all 3 islands and uncover their locations first. Once you've got them all marked on the map, start at either Portland or Shoreside Vale and begin destroying them.
The locations of each of the espresso stalls are listed below. Check out our map at the bottom of this guide if you're more of a visual learner.
Portland Espresso Stalls (2)
Trenton: Across the road from the entrance to Portland Harbor. You can't really miss it.
Saint Mark's: In the entrance to the rooftop gardens, directly across the road from Salvatore's mansion. Thankfully on this mission, the Mafia don't carry shotguns, but they're still hostile towards you which is why I recommend the Bulletproof Patriot.
Staunton Island Espresso Stalls (5)
Newport: In a courtyard just South of the multi-story car park. This one is usually marked on the map immediately as it's close to where you start the mission.
Belleville Park: Inside the actual park, on top of a hill towards the South-West end of the park.
Bedford Point: Right outside the church, just off the main road.
Bedford Point: Further South from the church, just off the main road.
Torrington: Near the star-shaped architecture a block away from Kenji's Casino at the South-East end of Staunton Island.
Shoreside Vale Espresso Stalls (2)
Francis Intl. Airport: Right next to the subway entrance at the top of the stairs in front of the airport.
Pike Creek: Right outside the hospital at the South-West end of Pike Creek.
Tactics
Now that you know where they all are, you should just start at one end of Liberty City and make your way across to the other end. I personally chose to start at Pike Creek on Shoreside Vale, ending up in Saint Mark's on Portland. You don't want to start on Staunton Island because you'll waste extra time having to drive back and forth between Staunton and Portland or Shoreside Vale.
You can drive your car into the stalls to take them out quickly. You'll need a fair bit of speed and it might lead to your car being damaged over time, but you should have enough time remaining to get it resprayed if you need to. You can also use a rocket launcher to blow them up from distance which might save you a few seconds too.
This is the order I took them down after driving across all three islands to locate them.
Stall 1: Shoreside Vale - Hospital
Stall 2: Shoreside Vale - Airport
Stall 3: Staunton Island - Belleville Park
Stall 4: Staunton Island - Church
Stall 5: Staunton Island - Bedford Point
Stall 6: Staunton Island - Star Statue
Stall 7: Staunton Island - Multi-Story
Stall 8: Portland - Harbor Entrance
Stall 9: Portland - Saint Mark's
You can take them down in any order as long as you manage within the time limit.
Mission Passed!
- Reward: $40,000
- Mission Unlocked: S.A.M.