Big'n'Veiny

Cutscene

Claude answers the ringing payphone inside the park in Hepburn Heights.

El Burro tells Claude a thieving opportunist has stolen a van of his latest publication hot off the press, but the SPANKED-up idiot has left the rear doors open and now his beautifully produced, tasteful adult literature is being dropped all over Liberty. El Burro wants Claude to take his van and follow the trail of Donkey Does Dallas volumes 1, 2 and 3, collecting it as he goes. When you reach the thieving SPANK-head, waste him! Then deliver his donkey derby to XXX Mags in the Red Light District.

After the phone call, you'll see a parked Rumpo nearby, marked with a blue arrow. Get inside.

Cutscene

The camera zooms down the street, highlighting spinning magazines floating on the road.

You're then given a 45 second countdown timer to collect the magazines. Each one adds an additional 1 second to your time, so you need to keep up your speed and try to miss as few as possible. You don't have to collect every single one, but there is a cash bonus if you do manage to get them all.

Whether you choose to do the whole thing properly or not, you just need to follow the trail of magazines which ultimately takes you through Hepburn Heights, Harwood, Saint Mark's, Chinatown, Callahan Point, Atlantic Quays and finally to Portland Harbor.

The magazines aren't marked on the radar, so you'll have to physically follow them as they float on the road. They're highlighted with an orange glow making them much easier to see, but if you lose the trail, you'll be on your own to find your way back.

Keep collecting the magazines to keep your time up As you head down the hill in Saint Mark's you'll probably start picking up magazines faster than your time is going down which will increase it by a few seconds, otherwise you'll generally be keeping the time pretty static by picking up a magazine per second.

If you decide to take the shortcut and skip half of the mission, you can pick up the trail under the Callahan Bridge.

You'll then follow it around Atlantic Quays and into Portland Harbor.

You'll go past the Import / Export garage.

And finally track down the thief whose standing behind the van he stole.

You need to kill him, so most people will probably just plough into him with the Rumpo you're driving.

You can get out and attack him on foot with a weapon if you prefer though.

Either way, once he's dead, you'll be told to take your Rumpo to XXX Magazines in the Red Light District.

I guess the fact you picked up most of the magazines on the way means you don't need to take his van any more, so the game will instruct you to get back into yours, assuming you left it.

Head into the Red Light District where you'll find a blue marker down an alleyway behind XXX Mags, then park up inside it.

Cutscene

We see a bunch of shady men wearing trench coats waiting in line for their magazines at XXX Mags.

Mission Passed!

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