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Walther PPK


What is that even suppose to mean?
TreeFitty
What mod is that?
Ex-PS Fanboy
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ May 31 2010, 03:25 PM) *
What mod is that?

My thoughts exactly. Still, I find it interesting that someone made an Epsilon Program mod.
Walther PPK
QUOTE (Pickles @ Jun 1 2010, 04:33 PM) *
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ May 31 2010, 03:25 PM) *
What mod is that?

My thoughts exactly. Still, I find it interesting that someone made an Epsilon Program mod.


I just found the image online doing a search. So can someone fill me in on the joke?
Ex-PS Fanboy
It's not a joke "per-say" there was a myth going around about the big secret, one of them was you can join the epsilon program (you can hear them talking on radio stations and shit, basically they are a cult, but similar to Scientology). And supposedly if you wore their costume e.g. Eye patch, blue suit etc. and went to a certain point and made a certain action, a certain someone would come to you, and there's some other shit about talking trees and whatever, it's not that important. It was all false anyway.
demon
"The Epsilon Program" is a mysterious cult in San Andreas. It is thought to be based on Scientology.


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The Epsilon Program is a fictional religious cult across a number of GTA games, led by Cris Formage.

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Rockstar's Epsilon Program website includes lots of info about Epsilon, such as the twelve tenets of Kifflom:

  1. The world is 157 years old, and it doesn't age
  2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak
  3. You are happy, you just don’t know it
  4. We all come from the same tree
  5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair
  6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told
  7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day
  8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm
  9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them
  10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure
  11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed
  12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!

Quotes from http://gta.wikia.com/Epsilon_Program.


By the way Walther PPK, welcome to the forum. cool.gif
Walther PPK
Ok I see. I thought I was missing a sub mission or something. So what mod is this from anyone know?

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