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Heartless


I laughed, hard.
0bs3n3
I think I came.
Darth Sexy
Hell yeah.
Massacre
Dolph! Comedy event of the year.
TheAnalogKid2112
Even though Jason Statham is in this movie, there's enough mindless violence and Stallone to get me to see it. I'll be there.
Heartless
I agree with all of these comments.
Hardcore Ottoman
Rourke!
Heartless
Arnie and Willis are in it too.
Darth Sexy
And Stone Cold Steve Austin. It should be great.
Massacre
The bald guy (not Statham), was that Randy Couture?
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 29 2010, 12:44 PM) *
The bald guy (not Statham), was that Randy Couture?

Yes.

This movie looks ridiculous.
DonkeyTits
Bautista from Dexter!

Anyone? Anyone?
Darth Sexy
QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 30 2010, 04:36 AM) *
QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 29 2010, 12:44 PM) *
The bald guy (not Statham), was that Randy Couture?

Yes.

This movie looks ridiculous.

Probably why I'm excited.
ThePaleOgre
During the movie youll probably end up growing a full beard and gaining at least 30lbs of muscle
DiO
This movie is going to be fucking amazing.
DuPz0r
Lots of big people and many guns. sounds like a METAL COATED SAUSAGE FEST! Sounds like fun.


This film is out in like less than two weeks. I might watch it.
TwoFacedTanner
Excuse me...where is Steven Seagal?
Massacre
I've always thought of Seagal as B-list, to be honest. Even though some of his movies were okay, he never got A-list recognition.
bOnEs
i'm watching this... i don't think it will be any good because, it's written by stallone... but, it's got a who's who list of action movies stars... and going in with low expectations will keep it entertaining for me biggrin.gif... willis, statham, li, rourke, stallone, crews, austin and even ahhnohld...

it'll be interesting to see how they play off each other on the big screen... who's going to play the idiot, the muscle, the brains, the sensible one, the crazy one, the one that dies at the end, etc...
Heartless
QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Aug 4 2010, 10:56 PM) *
Excuse me...where is Steven Seagal?


Or JCVD. Wesley Snipes. Kiefer Sutherland. Matt Damon. Vin Diesel. Danny Trejo. There's a list of people who could have been included instead of football players or wrestlers.
TwoFacedTanner
QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Aug 5 2010, 10:37 PM) *
QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Aug 4 2010, 10:56 PM) *
Excuse me...where is Steven Seagal?


Or JCVD. Wesley Snipes. Kiefer Sutherland. Matt Damon. Vin Diesel. Danny Trejo. There's a list of people who could have been included instead of football players or wrestlers.


Yes, I agree.
0bs3n3
QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 6 2010, 04:00 AM) *
I've always thought of Seagal as B-list, to be honest. Even though some of his movies were okay, he never got A-list recognition.


Agreed.
Darth Sexy
QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Aug 6 2010, 01:37 PM) *
QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Aug 4 2010, 10:56 PM) *
Excuse me...where is Steven Seagal?


Or JCVD. Wesley Snipes. Kiefer Sutherland. Matt Damon. Vin Diesel. Danny Trejo. There's a list of people who could have been included instead of football players or wrestlers.

I'd prefer Austin to Vin Diesel. That guy is shit.

Shame there's no JCVD, though.
bOnEs
^agreed... and terry crews is a fine addition, even if he hasn't really been much of a big action movie star... he's played the supporting role numerous times and he was in one of the funniest movies ever created, idiocracy...

JCVD, the rock, and chuck norris are the only other action movie stars that are missing... the rest are shitty... especially vin diesel...
Heartless
Eh, Norris would be a bit much. He tends to produce laughter more then anything else.
DuPz0r
Matt Damon ROFL! roll2.gif
bOnEs
QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Aug 6 2010, 01:02 PM) *
Eh, Norris would be a bit much. He tends to produce laughter more then anything else.

...and this movie wont produce laughter?? i'm going to LOL when i see ahhnohld...
Massacre
I saw a new commercial for this movie last night. It contained review quotes, which included "This is the manliest movie of all time," "If testosterone and an explosion had a baby, this would be the offspring," and the always-classy "Get ready to have a MANGASM."

Make of that what you will.
DuPz0r
QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 6 2010, 07:39 PM) *
I saw a new commercial for this movie last night. It contained review quotes, which included "This is the manliest movie of all time," "If testosterone and an explosion had a baby, this would be the offspring," and the always-classy "Get ready to have a MANGASM."

Make of that what you will.



Sounds like most American commercials, always advertising something to the extreme.
Heartless
QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Aug 6 2010, 02:27 PM) *
Matt Damon ROFL! roll2.gif


Hey, I liked the Bourne movies. Some of them at any rate.

And yeah, I know that all of those guys have had laughable b, c, d and f movies, but come on. Walker Texas Ranger? He's a living internet meme. There's no coming back from that one. I would have much preferred Wesley Snipes over that other black guy. And a JCVD/Jet Li tag team would have been crazy nuts.
TwoFacedTanner
QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Aug 6 2010, 02:04 PM) *
QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 6 2010, 07:39 PM) *
I saw a new commercial for this movie last night. It contained review quotes, which included "This is the manliest movie of all time," "If testosterone and an explosion had a baby, this would be the offspring," and the always-classy "Get ready to have a MANGASM."

Make of that what you will.



Sounds like most American commercials, always advertising something to the extreme.



What are British commercials like?
I know its not like this at all but I imagine a posh accent saying things like "Grotesque action not suitable for the civilized". happy.gif
Massacre
QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Aug 6 2010, 03:04 PM) *
QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 6 2010, 07:39 PM) *
I saw a new commercial for this movie last night. It contained review quotes, which included "This is the manliest movie of all time," "If testosterone and an explosion had a baby, this would be the offspring," and the always-classy "Get ready to have a MANGASM."

Make of that what you will.



Sounds like most American commercials, always advertising something to the extreme.

They normally don't say 'mangasm' on television commercials. And that quote came from a formerly respectable source, if I remember correctly. The internet is finally seeping into mainstream media, but it's not the porn. Sad.
bOnEs
QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Aug 6 2010, 06:17 PM) *
QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Aug 6 2010, 02:27 PM) *
Matt Damon ROFL! roll2.gif


Hey, I liked the Bourne movies. Some of them at any rate.

And yeah, I know that all of those guys have had laughable b, c, d and f movies, but come on. Walker Texas Ranger? He's a living internet meme. There's no coming back from that one. I would have much preferred Wesley Snipes over that other black guy. And a JCVD/Jet Li tag team would have been crazy nuts.

you don't like terry crews? the father in the "everybody hates chris" TV show? a regular voice on the boondocks? president dwayne elizondo mountain dew herbert camacho in idiocracy? the black dude from the old spice commercials (not the one riding a horse, the explosion one)? the only good movies wesley snipes was in were major league and demolition man (with stallone)... he's put out a HUGE list of bombs... terry crews, not so much...
DuPz0r
QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Aug 7 2010, 12:52 AM) *
QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Aug 6 2010, 02:04 PM) *
QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 6 2010, 07:39 PM) *
I saw a new commercial for this movie last night. It contained review quotes, which included "This is the manliest movie of all time," "If testosterone and an explosion had a baby, this would be the offspring," and the always-classy "Get ready to have a MANGASM."

Make of that what you will.



Sounds like most American commercials, always advertising something to the extreme.



What are British commercials like?
I know its not like this at all but I imagine a posh accent saying things like "Grotesque action not suitable for the civilized". happy.gif



lol
Heartless
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Aug 7 2010, 12:43 PM) *
QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Aug 6 2010, 06:17 PM) *
QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Aug 6 2010, 02:27 PM) *
Matt Damon ROFL! roll2.gif


Hey, I liked the Bourne movies. Some of them at any rate.

And yeah, I know that all of those guys have had laughable b, c, d and f movies, but come on. Walker Texas Ranger? He's a living internet meme. There's no coming back from that one. I would have much preferred Wesley Snipes over that other black guy. And a JCVD/Jet Li tag team would have been crazy nuts.

you don't like terry crews? the father in the "everybody hates chris" TV show? a regular voice on the boondocks? president dwayne elizondo mountain dew herbert camacho in idiocracy? the black dude from the old spice commercials (not the one riding a horse, the explosion one)? the only good movies wesley snipes was in were major league and demolition man (with stallone)... he's put out a HUGE list of bombs... terry crews, not so much...


None of those are action hero credentials?
Massacre
Hey, Blade was good. And Blade II. Triple H made me hate Blade Trinity. I didn't really care for Ryan Reynolds in BT either, even though that's the role that first made me think of him to play Deadpool.

And I pick Terry Crews for Luke Cage.
Heartless
QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 8 2010, 10:04 PM) *
Hey, Blade was good. And Blade II. Triple H made me hate Blade Trinity. I didn't really care for Ryan Reynolds in BT either, even though that's the role that first made me think of him to play Deadpool.

And I pick Terry Crews for Luke Cage.


Iron Fist?
bOnEs
i really don't like wesley snipes at all... he's a horrible actor and he chooses really bad movies as well... it's the double whammy for me... he's worst than eddie murphy, by far...
TwoFacedTanner
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Aug 9 2010, 12:17 PM) *
i really don't like wesley snipes at all... he's a horrible actor and he chooses really bad movies as well... it's the double whammy for me... he's worst than eddie murphy, by far...


He wasn't that bad in Brooklyn's Finest.
Heartless
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Aug 9 2010, 01:17 PM) *
i really don't like wesley snipes at all... he's a horrible actor and he chooses really bad movies as well... it's the double whammy for me... he's worst than eddie murphy, by far...


If you think eddie murphy is a bad actor, then that just means you're younger then 20. Beverly Hills Cop, Coming to America and Harlem Nights were great comedies. Even a Vampire in Brooklyn was good.

Oh, and for Snipes, don't forget New Jack City.
bOnEs
QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Aug 9 2010, 01:27 PM) *
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Aug 9 2010, 01:17 PM) *
i really don't like wesley snipes at all... he's a horrible actor and he chooses really bad movies as well... it's the double whammy for me... he's worst than eddie murphy, by far...


If you think eddie murphy is a bad actor, then that just means you're younger then 20. Beverly Hills Cop, Coming to America and Harlem Nights were great comedies. Even a Vampire in Brooklyn was good.

Oh, and for Snipes, don't forget New Jack City.

dude, i'm probably older than you... i know about eddie murphy but, he's definitely better than wesley snipes... but i wouldn't call him a good actor either... in my opinion, there isn't much to choose from when it comes to black action movie stars except maybe samuel l. jackson but, he's in everything... he probably makes a cameo in this movie, just like he does in every movie...
Heartless
I think that's because any film with a black character as lead is going to be 75% black culture and 25% of whatever the hell else the movie is about. Look at Rambo. He didn't lament baseball and apple pie when he was mowing people down. But New Jack City and American Gangster were centered more about what they did in their off times then anything actually to do with their drug empire.
bOnEs
aHA!! american gangster... now i know what other black action movie star there is... denzel washington biggrin.gif...

but, your right... most movies with black stars is a 90% black movie, which can be funny but, for the most part, not really funny since we don't get in the "in" jokes they tend to make, or understand the struggles of living in da hood... but, guys like eddie murphy and denzel star in white movies so, it's easier to resonate with them...

eddie does have some hits though, i'm not gonna lie... but damnit, i like terry crews and think he's on the up and coming list of black actors in hollywood... more of a comedy guy but, also an action star...
cuda is your boi
wesley snipes, blackest man in hollywood.

respect
Darth Sexy
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Aug 10 2010, 08:10 AM) *
QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Aug 9 2010, 01:27 PM) *
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Aug 9 2010, 01:17 PM) *
i really don't like wesley snipes at all... he's a horrible actor and he chooses really bad movies as well... it's the double whammy for me... he's worst than eddie murphy, by far...


If you think eddie murphy is a bad actor, then that just means you're younger then 20. Beverly Hills Cop, Coming to America and Harlem Nights were great comedies. Even a Vampire in Brooklyn was good.

Oh, and for Snipes, don't forget New Jack City.

dude, i'm probably older than you... i know about eddie murphy but, he's definitely better than wesley snipes... but i wouldn't call him a good actor either... in my opinion, there isn't much to choose from when it comes to black action movie stars except maybe samuel l. jackson but, he's in everything... he probably makes a cameo in this movie, just like he does in every movie...

Carl Weathers.

Admittedly he's old and fat now, but back in the day he was gold.
bOnEs
apollo creed... ah yes... but, he's no older than some of the other guys in the movie... did you know stallone is over 60?
DuPz0r
I think we need a bit of Carlton from Fresh Prince in this movie.



No wait, that's him now. He looks fucked.


that's better!
bOnEs
damn, he does look fucked up...
Massacre
QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Aug 9 2010, 12:57 AM) *
QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 8 2010, 10:04 PM) *
Hey, Blade was good. And Blade II. Triple H made me hate Blade Trinity. I didn't really care for Ryan Reynolds in BT either, even though that's the role that first made me think of him to play Deadpool.

And I pick Terry Crews for Luke Cage.


Iron Fist?

I had heard Ray Parks (Toad in X-Men) was being considered. Good choice, I think.
Heartless
Not to shabby. I was hoping for that guy who played the green ranger, tbh.
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