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DANNY B0Y
Post your best-ever quotes/reference you've heard in any GTA game.
Marney1
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaggghhh I've been shot in the leg!" (Niko - GTA4)
TreeFitty
"My mother's my sister!"
Ex-PS Fanboy
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 7 2010, 07:54 PM) *
"My mother's my sister!"

Classic.

*Gives CJ a silencer*

-Where'd you get that?

-Same place I buy my pants, this is America!
Marney1
QUOTE (Hustler One @ Jan 8 2010, 01:19 AM) *
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 7 2010, 07:54 PM) *
"My mother's my sister!"

Classic.

*Gives CJ a silencer*

-Where'd you get that?

-Same place I buy my pants, this is America!

You can buy guns in America? Fucking crazy!
Psy
The GTA3 ped phrases were the best. So was chatterbox.

"Killer bees lazlow, killer bees!" haha. Love it.
Marney1
I'm sure I could hear something being said when I was right up close to the wall of the hospital in GTAIII something like "Now bend over, this won't hurt at all".
TreeFitty
There was that apartment complex in the Red Light District (where you pick up Misty I believe) and you could hear a crazy guy banging a girl.
ViceMan
"In the navy."

Yes, it's true that the GTA III ones are the most memorable. Can't remember any from VC and very few from SA.
Ex-PS Fanboy
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 8 2010, 11:21 AM) *
"In the navy."

Yes, it's true that the GTA III ones are the most memorable. Can't remember any from VC and very few from SA.

All the Village people references, "Young Man" and "There's a place you can go"
Marney1
"Go fuck yourself in the ass with a used tampon!" (GTA4)
ViceMan
The only one I remember from IV is the one everyone knows;

"Cheesy vaginas!"

Why isn't this topic in the GTA forum? Then again, I guess there isn't a general GTA discussion forum.
TreeFitty
Yeah thats why it's still here. Not like General is too busy to handle it all.
ViceMan
Sure it is, I can hardly move for all the noobs in here. I've been trying to reach the snack table for the last hour, someone's eaten all the cocktail sausages now. How I do like cocktail sausages. Also there's a bird over there but I can't quite see if she's worth doing or not, it may be Fanboy in drag, I can't tell from this angle.
Passionate Homo Sapiens Ingester
You can sail the seven seas is the best from III...Jesus.

But the best overall is anything from Tommy's gang..."You better tell him, Mario" etc.
Tranque
Donald Love: Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good
old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that
may be going too far in this case.
DANNY B0Y
She kept AIDS drugs out of the hands of poor people so her C.E.O could buy a plane.
No that's a lie, it was a boat, not a plane (PLR on GTA4)
angeal18
You must really think my mother fucked an idiot instead of my father, Are you calling my mother an idiot? - Salvatore Leone

I would fuck an elephant before your mother. But hey what do I know, You can have the money. But just give me control over the books. ? We can't do that mister Leone.. ? Then I meant it, Your mothers a fucking transvesdite. - Salvatore Leone
Ex-PS Fanboy
QUOTE (Passionate Homo Sapiens Ingester @ Jan 9 2010, 12:56 AM) *
You can sail the seven seas is the best from III...Jesus.

But the best overall is anything from Tommy's gang..."You better tell him, Mario" etc.

I really hated tommy's gang, because everything involved "Mario"
Marney1
"He's got a gun! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhh!" - Random pedestrian.
Mekstizzle
From GTA IV, when Ray's on the phone to that Diamond Jew guy after the deal went bad at the Museum. Then he's bitching about it to Niko... something along the lines of

"This guy's blaming us for everything"

"Even the shit we didn't do"
Massacre
Hey look, it's Mek.

Um, I think Niko said that at some point.
bobert
i said mom schools for squares- the street wannabes in VC.

i made that fool drink piss- the car jacker in SA

a europian gang plans to hit a bonk in vice city, my clients would rather this not happen.- the dude on the payphone in VC

your next job is taped under the phone- same dude
CougarGamer
Here's four of my favorites (all are from GTA IV)

1. From Niko - "??Витериас?? Мој Ауто! [??viterias?? Moj auto!]" (I can't really make out what the first word is in Serbian so I'm just writing how I hear it) this happens when a police car, or other cars hits the vehicle that Niko is driving translated it means "?????, my car!"

2. Another one from Niko "Сероња!! [Seronja!!]" I've heard him scream it twice so far. It's Serbian for "bullshitter"

3. From the Greek taxi cab drivers "Stupid malaka"

4. Police officers (I believe after two stars) "those who want to survive Get Down!!


I'll write a few more down when I play some more GTA IV
skyfam
groove street, home
we need reinforcement from cafe,CHARGE!-------------cuban gang





CougarGamer
This seem funny to me, GTA 4 police officer:

"Permission to blow his head off"
DuPz0r
"Fuck you in the ass, ass hole" - IV online co-op.

"I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother" GTAIII, 8-ball, introduction.
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Peds

"cheesy vaginas!!"
"we're going to Aruba!"
"i've got ur number!"
"you carpet muncher!"
" ey, yo. ey yo yo MOVE!"
"you got any bright ideas what to say?"
"im hot, you're noooot!"
"there's a place you can go.."


Radio

"i live alone so ofcourse i need seating for 12 and a car that can drive across artic tundra; it just makes me feel better."
"WKTT. because i love my country and if you dont, fuck you and your fat wife." lol
"there are two kinds of people in this life: those who love me and those who can go to hell"
"will someone please just sleep with me?!"
"get out of here, you creep! omg,.. is that Bouche cologne you're wearing?" Fernando [with heavy spanish accent] "yes, that is Bouche cologne. do you like that and do u like this??"
"if i bleed for 7 days, i die!!"


...i cant think of anymore for now unsure.gif
Rconover
"I told myself I wasn't going to kill anyone" ~ Niko Bellic

and now I have over 1000 pedestrian kills
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