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Psy
I told her no one here would want it, because 1. it's shit, and 2. I'm sure you'd all rather steal one. But anyway, she asked me to post her link here to see if anyone's interested in buying it because she got a new car a few months ago and still hasn't been able to sell her old one.

http://newcastle.gumtree.com/newcastle/03/48922803.html

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I am selling a silver 1.2 Vauxhall Corsa Elegance which I have owned for over 2 years. It has had 2 previous female owners.

It is a 52 reg, has air con, electric front windows, electric mirrors, 11 months MOT, 5 months tax, CD player, height adjustable steering wheel, full size spare tyre, 5 doors and is cheap to insure and tax. The car is in immaculate condition both inside and out and I have the full service history.

I have already purchased my new car and so I am looking for a very quick sale of 2,100 or nearest offer. It has been a perfect first car and first to see will buy. Would make a perfect christmas gift.

Feel free to get in touch about further details or to arrange a viewing.


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Pieface
When I put my first Saxo on Autotrader it took 4 days to sell. Could try on there?
0bs3n3
She come with the car?
Psy
It's been on autotrader since a few months ago I believe. She's hardly had any contact from anyone at all.

And nah, I think you'd have to put in an extra fiver for her.
Pieface
Put it on Pistonheads?
PabloHoneyOle
Let me know when she starts selling herself.
Ex-PS Fanboy
Euro cars look so fucking weird...
Marney1
QUOTE (Hustler One @ Dec 2 2009, 04:32 PM) *
Euro cars look so fucking weird...

I just saw your Yearbook pic - you should buy it, it'd suit you.
Ex-PS Fanboy
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 11:37 AM) *
QUOTE (Hustler One @ Dec 2 2009, 04:32 PM) *
Euro cars look so fucking weird...

I just saw your Yearbook pic - you should buy it, it'd suit you.

Fuck hatchbacks.
koneko
I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.
DuffMan
QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM) *
I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.

It's car sellers shorthand for 'not serviced properly; never driven by anyone who gives a shit about their car; driven badly; smells of girly things; has random CDs lying around; free condoms in the glove box'.
Marney1
QUOTE (DuffMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:08 PM) *
QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM) *
I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.

It's car sellers shorthand for 'not serviced properly; never driven by anyone who gives a shit about their car; driven badly; smells of girly things; has random CDs lying around; free condoms in the glove box'.

....and the gear box and clutch are fucked.
ViceMan
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 06:12 PM) *
....and the gear box and clutch are fucked.


I think that comes under "never driven by anyone who gives a shit about their car."

Plus it usually means you get a free Playboy bunny transfer on the boot, and a "little princess" sign hanging in the window.
Marney1
Something tells me she's not going to sell her car through this site.
ViceMan
Well I always said if I did buy a car it'd probably be a Corsa, but since I have nowhere to go with it I never felt the need to buy one.
Marney1
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:47 PM) *
Well I always said if I did buy a car it'd probably be a Corsa, but since I have nowhere to go with it I never felt the need to buy one.

Have you ever been outside of Essex?
Pieface
Rememeber though Corsa's are shit. Saxo's are where it's at.
PabloHoneyOle
I'm going to test drive this car, then kidnap Psy's sister a'la GTAIV.

Now THAT'S irony.
bOnEs
QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 01:06 PM) *
I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.

yea for real... i mean come on, what guy would actually drive that?
ViceMan
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 06:49 PM) *
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:47 PM) *
Well I always said if I did buy a car it'd probably be a Corsa, but since I have nowhere to go with it I never felt the need to buy one.

Have you ever been outside of Essex?

Yep, i've been to Cornwall quite a few times, Lanzarote, France, Portugal, but nowhere in the last few years.

QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 08:42 PM) *
Rememeber though Corsa's are shit. Saxo's are where it's at.

Chaaaaaaav!
The Awesome One
I might get a new car, just not one that looks like that.
DuffMan
QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 08:42 PM) *
Rememeber though Corsa's are shit. Saxo's are where it's at.

The funny thing is my Corsa is amazing and all Saxo's are shit.
Marney1
Saxo's are for queers.
ViceMan
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM) *
Saxo's are for queers.


I like that logic; queer=chav, they're synonymous.

They also like Mk.3 Fiestas, Mk.4 Escorts and their dad's Imprezas.
Pieface
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM) *
Saxo's are for queers.


Just find the crappest photo of a Mk1, 1.5 Diesel is it?
Marney1
QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11:45 PM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM) *
Saxo's are for queers.


Just find the crappest photo of a Mk1, 1.5 Diesel is it?

Dunno, couldn't care less to be honest. A French car is a french car.
Pieface
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 11:48 PM) *
QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11:45 PM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM) *
Saxo's are for queers.


Just find the crappest photo of a Mk1, 1.5 Diesel is it?

Dunno, couldn't care less to be honest. A French car is a french car.

What do you drive?
Marney1
QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11:57 PM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 11:48 PM) *
QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11:45 PM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM) *
Saxo's are for queers.


Just find the crappest photo of a Mk1, 1.5 Diesel is it?

Dunno, couldn't care less to be honest. A French car is a french car.

What do you drive?

Nothing at the moment but my last car was a Ford Focus Sport Ti-vct.
Pieface
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 3 2009, 12:07 AM) *
QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11:57 PM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 11:48 PM) *
QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11:45 PM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM) *
Saxo's are for queers.


Just find the crappest photo of a Mk1, 1.5 Diesel is it?

Dunno, couldn't care less to be honest. A French car is a french car.

What do you drive?

Nothing at the moment but my last car was a Ford Focus Sport Ti-vct.

So you have no car, yet you try to influence a topic with your input? How dare you.
Marney1
QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 3 2009, 12:08 AM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 3 2009, 12:07 AM) *
QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11:57 PM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 11:48 PM) *
QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11:45 PM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM) *
Saxo's are for queers.


Just find the crappest photo of a Mk1, 1.5 Diesel is it?

Dunno, couldn't care less to be honest. A French car is a french car.

What do you drive?

Nothing at the moment but my last car was a Ford Focus Sport Ti-vct.

So you have no car, yet you try to influence a topic with your input? How dare you.

I have a van..............a silver one exactly like this one and even that's better than a Saxo.

TreeFitty
Does your van have no windows? and do you tell children there is candy inside?
Marney1
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Dec 3 2009, 12:15 AM) *
Does your van have no windows? and do you tell children there is candy inside?

I hardly ever see the thing because my slaves use it to make their master money. It does have curtains behind the seats though (previous owner was in the caravan club) so you can drag victims over the seat into the back.
TreeFitty
surprised it isn't a Sprinter. Since that seems to be the only van I ever see over there.
Darth Sexy
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 3 2009, 07:20 AM) *
Saxo's are for queers.

Oh wow. What a faggot car.
Marney1
QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Dec 3 2009, 02:01 AM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 3 2009, 07:20 AM) *
Saxo's are for queers.

Oh wow. What a faggot car.

Pieface loves them.
TreeFitty
hmmm....
Marney1
I'd rather have that than a Saxo ^
TreeFitty
It has a better reputation too. sleep.gif
DonkeyTits
Also selling my jilopy:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1492609233.html
Marney1
QUOTE (DonkeyTits @ Dec 3 2009, 05:14 AM) *

Just burn it.
TreeFitty
you been trying to sell that thing for a while.
DonkeyTits
I repost it every few weeks, yea.
TreeFitty
figured someone would've taken it off your hands by now. thought a car like that would be bought right up by a collector or something.
DonkeyTits
Perhaps. Also a shitty time of year to be selling.
Pieface
QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Dec 3 2009, 02:01 AM) *
QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 3 2009, 07:20 AM) *
Saxo's are for queers.

Oh wow. What a faggot car.

Yeah, looks a bit different to mine

ViceMan
The only thing i've driven since I passed my test 4 years ago is this:



Although a slightly better conditioned and vehicle - and green. The suspension is shite, if you go over even a small speed bump at over 10mph you're bouncing down the street for the next 3 minutes. Plus the gears are in a different order and the stalks are on opposite sides of the steering column as opposed to most cars. But that's what you get with Japanese vehicles.

(The one I drive has the wing mirrors placed differently too.)
TreeFitty
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 3 2009, 04:18 AM) *
The only thing i've driven since I passed my test 4 years ago is this:



Although a slightly better conditioned and vehicle - and green. The suspension is shite, if you go over even a small speed bump at over 10mph you're bouncing down the street for the next 3 minutes. Plus the gears are in a different order and the stalks are on opposite sides of the steering column as opposed to most cars. But that's what you get with Japanese vehicles.

(The one I drive has the wing mirrors placed differently too.)


it's... um....... cute? *holds in laughter*
ViceMan
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Dec 3 2009, 09:22 AM) *
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 3 2009, 04:18 AM) *
The only thing i've driven since I passed my test 4 years ago is this:



Although a slightly better conditioned and vehicle - and green. The suspension is shite, if you go over even a small speed bump at over 10mph you're bouncing down the street for the next 3 minutes. Plus the gears are in a different order and the stalks are on opposite sides of the steering column as opposed to most cars. But that's what you get with Japanese vehicles.

(The one I drive has the wing mirrors placed differently too.)


it's... um....... cute? *holds in laughter*


Not really, but I drive it at work occasionally, only when I have to.
TreeFitty
everything in Europe is so tiny and small. makes me love my American over-sized gas guzzlers. wub.gif I'll never give up my trucks especially.
ViceMan
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Dec 3 2009, 09:43 AM) *
everything in Europe is so tiny and small. makes me love my American over-sized gas guzzlers. wub.gif I'll never give up my trucks especially.


Did I mention that's Japanese, not part of Europe... Yet. sleep.gif

And I don't think i'd like to drive an American car, far too big and unresourceful.
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