QUOTE(ViceMan @ Jan 4 2009, 05:06 PM) [snapback]1477642[/snapback]
Sign Your Life Away:
Niko, Brucie and Roman attempt to install a copy of GTA IV on their PC, after an hour of installation they find they have to register to two separate sites. They enter their (fake) information into the system and install various programs onto their computer. After all this they excitedly click the GTAIV.exe on the desktop only to be greeted by a blank window. They spend the next half an hour attempting to get it to work to no avail. This causes Niko to go on a 5-day killing spree for no apparent reason. After this Niko must escape from a belligerent group of microsoft employees who are after his blood (and money.) Niko barely manages to save his soul (and his wallet) but escapes nonetheless, he writes a strongly worded letter to microsoft explaining his problem (the letter becomes more offensive as you mash the controller) Niko posts the letter - Mission Passed.
Get this man a medal or something.