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Screw Loose
Talking about shit is entertaining, thats why i put it in here

Yesterday, at a vocational school i attend, somebody shit on the floor during the 10 minute break... we aren't allowed 10 minute breaks anymore. I heard it was a diarhea shit too, so sucks for the guy who had to clean it up.

BTW, does anybody else wipe back to front? I do, it's just convenient.

Also, I hate using the urinal next to a creepy mother fucker then having a stalemate in pissing because I'm too wierded out to piss and he probably doesn't even have to. They just HAVE to use the urinal RIGHT fuckin next to me, christ

Lastly, any shit-yourself-at-school stories?
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TwoFacedTanner
QUOTE(Screw Loose @ Nov 21 2008, 12:17 AM) [snapback]1472294[/snapback]
Also, I hate using the urinal next to a creepy mother fucker then having a stalemate in pissing because I'm too wierded out to piss and he probably doesn't even have to. They just HAVE to use the urinal RIGHT fuckin next to me, christ

Lastly, any shit-yourself-at-school stories?


1.) Yeah, same here, thats why if someone is using a urinal, I go to the stall.

2.) Not shitting myself at school(or myself at all), but I was at the gym once, and this lady was running on the treadmill in front of where I was lifting weights. Well, she all of a sudden just passed out and hit the treadmill which threw her off. She shit herself in the process. It was one of those times where I felt bad for laughing, but the farts she let out while shitting her pants were hilarious.
ENVi3
anyone else have a special place you go to shit when you're at school?

i just go to the empty bathrooms that practically no one goes to; that way i can do it in peace.
Hardcore Ottoman
QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Nov 21 2008, 02:18 PM) [snapback]1472345[/snapback]
2.) Not shitting myself at school(or myself at all), but I was at the gym once, and this lady was running on the treadmill in front of where I was lifting weights. Well, she all of a sudden just passed out and hit the treadmill which threw her off. She shit herself in the process. It was one of those times where I felt bad for laughing, but the farts she let out while shitting her pants were hilarious.


I farted whilst reading that... this explains why you quoted me. I remember holding a fart until I jumped into the air, positioning my butt against my friend's face whilst midair, and then letting it go. When I hit the ground I farted again too!
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