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Banana Boy
I saw the GTA machinma movie "Flatliners" on youtube.com heres the link to the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbxH8nbdBw

so after seeing this, i got inspired to actually re-create this in Single Player mode. so this is what I did...

SPOILERS OF FUTURE CONTENT OF STORY MODE!!!!!!!!! (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED STORY MODE)

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ok so this is what i did

1. take out the map that came with your GTA 4 Disc Case

2. search for the Alderny Island Hospital, LOOK FOR THE WESTDYKE HOSPITAL (the one that stared in the film, Flatliners)

3. if you killed Playboy X instead of Dwayne, you have unlocked Playboy X's awsome apartment. live in this for as long as you want to follow this gig

4. look through your closet for your Doctor Costume... do doctors work in hospitals?

5. rules will be mentioned after the proceeding steps

6. after dressing up go to the Westdyke Memorial Hospital, properly park your car in the appropriate parking lot (DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE AMBULANCES)

7. so when you are there act like a Doctor, go up to the patients in the waiting room and stand near right in front of them to hear stupid comments.

RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES!!!

1. there is a small desk on the right when you walk into the hospital. This is where you should drive ambulances. turn up your sound and listen for Medical reports, once you hear the incedent and place, set up the way point to the place, then drive there with Sirens blasting and try to go fast and avoid trafic (set up your own to the airport from the hospital, go as fast as you cant without hitting other cars or people) (DO NOT BRING YOUR PERSONAL CAR FOR THIS)

2. you must be at the hospital by 7:30 am, game time, to make this easy, go to bed at 23:30 the night before to wake up at 5:30am game time. take a taxi to the hospital via set up way point or drive your car (skip rule 1 if you do bring your car) leave the hospital when your shift is over at 4-5pm game time (like a real job). take your car/taxi back to the PlayboyX and undress from your doctor suit, and dress up in the High Style Perseus shit, and if you want back, press RIGHT on the directional pad to get back to your doctor suit faster in outfits

3. in the waiting room, look for sleeping people on the chairs, they will become startled if you simply walk into them, they will get up call you an asshole or something and leave (the hospital is not a hotel) do anything a doctor would do, sit behind a desk, buy a soda at the machine there, talk to waiting people WHAT EVER A DOCTOR WOULD DO

4. if you want to do rule 1, you must do that at least 2 times per day, does not matter where you go, IGNORE THIS STEP IF YOU BRANG YOUR PERSONAL CAR

5. after your pretend work, take a taxi to the internet cafe south of the hospital, go in and walk to the right behind the counter steal the cash (just like cashing your check online) RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE THE COPS, or steal a car who cares, what ever money you get is the money you have. its good to start this with 0 dollars, to make it more cash controling.






after you do all this, you have from the time you get out of work to the time of 23:30 to do what ever you want, go out with frends, beat the shit out of people doesnt matter, as long as you are home and go to bed at 23:30 to make the Proper wake up time for tommorow,

WASH RINSE AND REPEAT

i have 100% game completion so i have nothing better to do...

try if if you want change or are bord
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 02:20 PM) [snapback]1471140[/snapback]
I saw the GTA machinma movie "Flatliners" on youtube.com heres the link to the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbxH8nbdBw

so after seeing this, i got inspired to actually re-create this in Single Player mode. so this is what I did...

SPOILERS OF FUTURE CONTENT OF STORY MODE!!!!!!!!! (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED STORY MODE)

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..

ok so this is what i did

1. take out the map that came with your GTA 4 Disc Case

2. search for the Alderny Island Hospital, LOOK FOR THE WESTDYKE HOSPITAL (the one that stared in the film, Flatliners)

3. if you killed Playboy X instead of Dwayne, you have unlocked Playboy X's awsome apartment. live in this for as long as you want to follow this gig

4. look through your closet for your Doctor Costume... do doctors work in hospitals?

5. rules will be mentioned after the proceeding steps

6. after dressing up go to the Westdyke Memorial Hospital, properly park your car in the appropriate parking lot (DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE AMBULANCES)

7. so when you are there act like a Doctor, go up to the patients in the waiting room and stand near right in front of them to hear stupid comments.

RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES!!!

1. there is a small desk on the right when you walk into the hospital. This is where you should drive ambulances. turn up your sound and listen for Medical reports, once you hear the incedent and place, set up the way point to the place, then drive there with Sirens blasting and try to go fast and avoid trafic (set up your own to the airport from the hospital, go as fast as you cant without hitting other cars or people) (DO NOT BRING YOUR PERSONAL CAR FOR THIS)

2. you must be at the hospital by 7:30 am, game time, to make this easy, go to bed at 23:30 the night before to wake up at 5:30am game time. take a taxi to the hospital via set up way point or drive your car (skip rule 1 if you do bring your car) leave the hospital when your shift is over at 4-5pm game time (like a real job). take your car/taxi back to the PlayboyX and undress from your doctor suit, and dress up in the High Style Perseus shit, and if you want back, press RIGHT on the directional pad to get back to your doctor suit faster in outfits

3. in the waiting room, look for sleeping people on the chairs, they will become startled if you simply walk into them, they will get up call you an asshole or something and leave (the hospital is not a hotel) do anything a doctor would do, sit behind a desk, buy a soda at the machine there, talk to waiting people WHAT EVER A DOCTOR WOULD DO

4. if you want to do rule 1, you must do that at least 2 times per day, does not matter where you go, IGNORE THIS STEP IF YOU BRANG YOUR PERSONAL CAR

5. after your pretend work, take a taxi to the internet cafe south of the hospital, go in and walk to the right behind the counter steal the cash (just like cashing your check online) RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE THE COPS, or steal a car who cares, what ever money you get is the money you have. its good to start this with 0 dollars, to make it more cash controling.






after you do all this, you have from the time you get out of work to the time of 23:30 to do what ever you want, go out with frends, beat the shit out of people doesnt matter, as long as you are home and go to bed at 23:30 to make the Proper wake up time for tommorow,

WASH RINSE AND REPEAT

i have 100% game completion so i have nothing better to do...

try if if you want change or are bord

Wow. You need DLC like a motherfucker.
TwoFacedTanner
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 9 2008, 01:44 PM) [snapback]1471143[/snapback]
Wow. You need DLC like a motherfucker.


So do I.... sad.gif
Banana Boy
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do? btw dont be an asshole... you didnt even comment on the thread at all
GLC
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 10:11 PM) [snapback]1471161[/snapback]
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do?

Downloadable Cock: destroys boredom and sexual urges!
Banana Boy
QUOTE(GLC @ Nov 9 2008, 06:19 PM) [snapback]1471163[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 10:11 PM) [snapback]1471161[/snapback]
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do?

Downloadable Cock: destroys boredom and sexual urges!

no seriously, i have ethernet? do i download something, and it gives me like extra missions for GTA4?
TwoFacedTanner
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 04:25 PM) [snapback]1471165[/snapback]
QUOTE(GLC @ Nov 9 2008, 06:19 PM) [snapback]1471163[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 10:11 PM) [snapback]1471161[/snapback]
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do?

Downloadable Cock: destroys boredom and sexual urges!

no seriously, i have ethernet? do i download something, and it gives me like extra missions for GTA4?


There isn't anything to download yet man.

Downloadable Content(DLC) hasn't come out yet.
Banana Boy
QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Nov 9 2008, 07:34 PM) [snapback]1471172[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 04:25 PM) [snapback]1471165[/snapback]
QUOTE(GLC @ Nov 9 2008, 06:19 PM) [snapback]1471163[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 10:11 PM) [snapback]1471161[/snapback]
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do?

Downloadable Cock: destroys boredom and sexual urges!

no seriously, i have ethernet? do i download something, and it gives me like extra missions for GTA4?


There isn't anything to download yet man.

Downloadable Content(DLC) hasn't come out yet.

then why did the sugest it? and when will it come out?
TwoFacedTanner
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 06:04 PM) [snapback]1471176[/snapback]
QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Nov 9 2008, 07:34 PM) [snapback]1471172[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 04:25 PM) [snapback]1471165[/snapback]
QUOTE(GLC @ Nov 9 2008, 06:19 PM) [snapback]1471163[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 10:11 PM) [snapback]1471161[/snapback]
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do?

Downloadable Cock: destroys boredom and sexual urges!

no seriously, i have ethernet? do i download something, and it gives me like extra missions for GTA4?


There isn't anything to download yet man.

Downloadable Content(DLC) hasn't come out yet.

then why did the sugest it? and when will it come out?


They didn't suggest it, he was saying you seem so bored with the game, giving Niko a 9-5, that you need the downloadable content to give you something else to do.

At least thats how I interpreted it.

And about its release. Sometime between Nov. 2008 - January 2009.
Which knowing Take Two, and Rockstar, it will probably be January.
They like to say "Between this date and that date" to get our hopes up that it will come out on the earlier date, and it is usually always the latest.
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 05:11 PM) [snapback]1471161[/snapback]
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do? btw dont be an asshole... you didnt even comment on the thread at all

I can't believe you play GTA4 and don't know about the upcoming DLC (downloadable content) for the game. It's supposed to add new missions and new experiences. I wasn't being an asshole, I was just saying that if you're creating day jobs for your videogame characters, you need some new missions for them, quick.

Keep your eye on the site for information regarding the DLC and it's release.

I wasn't trying to be an asshole, I did comment on the thread. It spoke volumes to people who read your massive post and knew what DLC stands for.

Thanks, Tanner.
Banana Boy
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 9 2008, 08:51 PM) [snapback]1471185[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 05:11 PM) [snapback]1471161[/snapback]
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do? btw dont be an asshole... you didnt even comment on the thread at all

I can't believe you play GTA4 and don't know about the upcoming DLC (downloadable content) for the game. It's supposed to add new missions and new experiences. I wasn't being an asshole, I was just saying that if you're creating day jobs for your videogame characters, you need some new missions for them, quick.

Keep your eye on the site for information regarding the DLC and it's release.

I wasn't trying to be an asshole, I did comment on the thread. It spoke volumes to people who read your massive post and knew what DLC stands for.

Thanks, Tanner.

rampages got boring, I learned how to avoid being shot by the police AI so well that it would take a full hour of a Run & Gun rampage (no driving or hiding behind objects for long periods of time)

i had to separate my posts, because im typing on my PS3, yea it would take a full hour just to die if i didnt refill my health at all. so i did something sorta fun by doing this after seeing Flatliner, a Machinma GTA4 film
Canadianbacon123
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 9 2008, 08:51 PM) [snapback]1471185[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 05:11 PM) [snapback]1471161[/snapback]
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do? btw dont be an asshole... you didnt even comment on the thread at all

I can't believe you play GTA4 and don't know about the upcoming DLC (downloadable content) for the game. It's supposed to add new missions and new experiences. I wasn't being an asshole, I was just saying that if you're creating day jobs for your videogame characters, you need some new missions for them, quick.

Or a life lol
DiO
What he needs, and this is not an insult, is a job in real life to get money to buy more games.
Banana Boy
QUOTE(Imaphatpimp @ Nov 14 2008, 02:31 AM) [snapback]1471712[/snapback]
What he needs, and this is not an insult, is a job in real life to get money to buy more games.

im 15, yea and since its getting close to winter (favorite season happy.gif) yea not many jobs for a school kid, besides i havent seen any decent games as good as GTA4, nor as good a sandbox game none the less, so id rather save my $ for an equally great game
DiO
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 15 2008, 09:28 PM) [snapback]1471799[/snapback]
QUOTE(Imaphatpimp @ Nov 14 2008, 02:31 AM) [snapback]1471712[/snapback]
What he needs, and this is not an insult, is a job in real life to get money to buy more games.

im 15, yea and since its getting close to winter (favorite season happy.gif) yea not many jobs for a school kid, besides i havent seen any decent games as good as GTA4, nor as good a sandbox game none the less, so id rather save my $ for an equally great game



Ahh, one more year then you can work. Christmas is coming around.
Banana Boy
did/does anyone care to actually comment on the thing i made? because no one did, or even say they tried it...
Banana Boy
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1473119[/snapback]
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?
Banana Boy
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 28 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]1473121[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1473119[/snapback]
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?


i wish that someone when DLC comes around to recreate this in a small moderation
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 07:02 PM) [snapback]1473151[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 28 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]1473121[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1473119[/snapback]
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?


i wish that someone when DLC comes around to recreate this in a small moderation

I'm 100% sure this will not be incorporated into the upcoming DLC in any way, shape or form.
TwoFacedTanner
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 06:02 PM) [snapback]1473151[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 28 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]1473121[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1473119[/snapback]
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?


i wish that someone when DLC comes around to recreate this in a small moderation


No offense, Johnny is the last person I would want to be my doctor.
At least Niko shows that he doesnt want to kill.

General biker mentality is that of the vikings...but on motorcycles.
Banana Boy
QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Nov 28 2008, 09:11 PM) [snapback]1473166[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 06:02 PM) [snapback]1473151[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 28 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]1473121[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1473119[/snapback]
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?


i wish that someone when DLC comes around to recreate this in a small moderation


No offense, Johnny is the last person I would want to be my doctor.
At least Niko shows that he doesnt want to kill.

General biker mentality is that of the vikings...but on motorcycles.


you ever going to try this thing out? needs some feed back.

in one of the first missions you have to go save roman from the Lone-Shark gang, then after beating up the thugs, you have to chase down Dardan, whom you kill, Niko says "I promised myself that I wouldnt kill anyone!"
TwoFacedTanner
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 09:21 PM) [snapback]1473173[/snapback]
QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Nov 28 2008, 09:11 PM) [snapback]1473166[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 06:02 PM) [snapback]1473151[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 28 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]1473121[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1473119[/snapback]
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?


i wish that someone when DLC comes around to recreate this in a small moderation


No offense, Johnny is the last person I would want to be my doctor.
At least Niko shows that he doesnt want to kill.

General biker mentality is that of the vikings...but on motorcycles.


you ever going to try this thing out? needs some feed back.

in one of the first missions you have to go save roman from the Lone-Shark gang, then after beating up the thugs, you have to chase down Dardan, whom you kill, Niko says "I promised myself that I wouldnt kill anyone!"


I pushed him out the window and I heard him fall into the water.
haha, so I don't think he died with me.

I've done something like it before when I got bored, not so many rules though.
I usually end up just putting on the ski mask and taking over cluckin bell with the two guys Dwayne gives me.
thumbup.gif

Banana Boy
QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Nov 29 2008, 12:14 AM) [snapback]1473182[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 09:21 PM) [snapback]1473173[/snapback]
QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Nov 28 2008, 09:11 PM) [snapback]1473166[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 06:02 PM) [snapback]1473151[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 28 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]1473121[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1473119[/snapback]
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?


i wish that someone when DLC comes around to recreate this in a small moderation


No offense, Johnny is the last person I would want to be my doctor.
At least Niko shows that he doesnt want to kill.

General biker mentality is that of the vikings...but on motorcycles.


you ever going to try this thing out? needs some feed back.

in one of the first missions you have to go save roman from the Lone-Shark gang, then after beating up the thugs, you have to chase down Dardan, whom you kill, Niko says "I promised myself that I wouldnt kill anyone!"


I pushed him out the window and I heard him fall into the water.
haha, so I don't think he died with me.

I've done something like it before when I got bored, not so many rules though.
I usually end up just putting on the ski mask and taking over cluckin bell with the two guys Dwayne gives me.
thumbup.gif



lolz you worked at clucken bell? lolz i wish you could work at burger shot, bur you cant get behind the counter, Chiken is better for u anyway

lolz, I WILL DEFINITLY TRY THAT, replace the hospital with cluken bell, and i wont use any of my cars, because poor people work in fast food restaurants, ok no cars, which means i need a subway, then walk the rest, then rob the modo or internet place for muny
picklepie
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif
Samurai_tbag
QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 12:41 PM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif

... right.
Banana Boy
QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 07:41 AM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif


wow thats a start of feedback ty!

QUOTE(Samurai_tbag @ Dec 4 2008, 10:06 AM) [snapback]1473869[/snapback]
QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 12:41 PM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif

... right.


+1
Pieface
Yeah.. Ok.. Back on Topic?..
asthenia
I pretend Niko has a job.

He kills people, makes "life changing" choices, hangs around with his fat cousin and Jamaican friend, gets no pussy from a chick who's keeping tabs on him for some corporation, and kills mafia bosses.
Banana Boy
QUOTE(Asthenia @ Dec 5 2008, 07:15 PM) [snapback]1474051[/snapback]
I pretend Niko has a job.

He kills people, makes "life changing" choices, hangs around with his fat cousin and Jamaican friend, gets no pussy from a chick who's keeping tabs on him for some corporation, and kills mafia bosses.


in one of the first missions where you have to go save Roman from being beat up by the "loan-Sharks" gang, and when you take out the 2 guys hurting him you have to chase Dardan and when Dardan stops you fight him in the top level of a building, after you kill him, Niko says, "I told myself i wouldnt kill anybody"
asthenia
I needed to be quoted for that?
Banana Boy
yeah totaly biggrin.gif

and its keeps the original document fresh so incase u change ur words
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Dec 9 2008, 07:09 PM) [snapback]1474541[/snapback]
yeah totaly :D

and its keeps the original document fresh so incase u change ur words

P'wned.

Fuck AST!
HELMET
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 02:20 PM) [snapback]1471140[/snapback]
I saw the GTA machinma movie "Flatliners" on youtube.com heres the link to the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbxH8nbdBw

so after seeing this, i got inspired to actually re-create this in Single Player mode. so this is what I did...

SPOILERS OF FUTURE CONTENT OF STORY MODE!!!!!!!!! (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED STORY MODE)

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..

ok so this is what i did

1. take out the map that came with your GTA 4 Disc Case

2. search for the Alderny Island Hospital, LOOK FOR THE WESTDYKE HOSPITAL (the one that stared in the film, Flatliners)

3. if you killed Playboy X instead of Dwayne, you have unlocked Playboy X's awsome apartment. live in this for as long as you want to follow this gig

4. look through your closet for your Doctor Costume... do doctors work in hospitals?

5. rules will be mentioned after the proceeding steps

6. after dressing up go to the Westdyke Memorial Hospital, properly park your car in the appropriate parking lot (DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE AMBULANCES)

7. so when you are there act like a Doctor, go up to the patients in the waiting room and stand near right in front of them to hear stupid comments.

RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES!!!

1. there is a small desk on the right when you walk into the hospital. This is where you should drive ambulances. turn up your sound and listen for Medical reports, once you hear the incedent and place, set up the way point to the place, then drive there with Sirens blasting and try to go fast and avoid trafic (set up your own to the airport from the hospital, go as fast as you cant without hitting other cars or people) (DO NOT BRING YOUR PERSONAL CAR FOR THIS)

2. you must be at the hospital by 7:30 am, game time, to make this easy, go to bed at 23:30 the night before to wake up at 5:30am game time. take a taxi to the hospital via set up way point or drive your car (skip rule 1 if you do bring your car) leave the hospital when your shift is over at 4-5pm game time (like a real job). take your car/taxi back to the PlayboyX and undress from your doctor suit, and dress up in the High Style Perseus shit, and if you want back, press RIGHT on the directional pad to get back to your doctor suit faster in outfits

3. in the waiting room, look for sleeping people on the chairs, they will become startled if you simply walk into them, they will get up call you an asshole or something and leave (the hospital is not a hotel) do anything a doctor would do, sit behind a desk, buy a soda at the machine there, talk to waiting people WHAT EVER A DOCTOR WOULD DO

4. if you want to do rule 1, you must do that at least 2 times per day, does not matter where you go, IGNORE THIS STEP IF YOU BRANG YOUR PERSONAL CAR

5. after your pretend work, take a taxi to the internet cafe south of the hospital, go in and walk to the right behind the counter steal the cash (just like cashing your check online) RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE THE COPS, or steal a car who cares, what ever money you get is the money you have. its good to start this with 0 dollars, to make it more cash controling.






after you do all this, you have from the time you get out of work to the time of 23:30 to do what ever you want, go out with frends, beat the shit out of people doesnt matter, as long as you are home and go to bed at 23:30 to make the Proper wake up time for tommorow,

WASH RINSE AND REPEAT

i have 100% game completion so i have nothing better to do...

try if if you want change or are bord



This is actually gave me a good idea.

I'm actually playing the role of a pimp right now and you see what I do is i go to the strip club and pretend to have one of my hoes stick a dildo in my ass, and then, I stick the dildo in their ass and we're all happy, right. So then afterwords I call up Brucie and get him to come over and join in on the action and while he's reaming the hoes ass with a dildo I pull out my shotty and blast dat bitch in da head for cutting my 80% profit off dat bald guy she screwed behind the cluckin' bell the night before. She didn't know it but I was there watching them with my sniper rifle scope and I seen the guy hand that no good trick 5$ she only gave me $1.50 and said all she do is blow da asshole for $1.89 plus 1 cent for napkin she had to replace.

Then during the day I play the role of family man.

I go to my house that I can't go inside (I pretend that the wife is busy pimpin' herself out to the LCPD so they won't throw me in the slammer for shooting those poor innocent birds all over the city, because you see, on fridays and saturdays I become the "Great American Bird Hunter" dressed in fatigues and all and I go around shooting birds but the cops always come after me for shooting those poor birdies) because I left my only house key inside and so I can't get in. This usually happens every day too! I'm stuck outside!

So i go to the corner store to get a loaf of bread and gallon of milk cuz we're all out from the LCPD grubbin the place out making sandwiches with not only my wife but with my work lunch meat and guess what..........THE DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!

NONE OF THESE DAMN DOORS ARE EVER OPEN!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
MY PRETEND LIFE IN GTA IV IS AS BAD AS MY REAL LIFE IS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(HELMET @ Dec 23 2008, 01:24 AM) [snapback]1476200[/snapback]
This is actually gave me a good idea.

I'm actually playing the role of a pimp right now and you see what I do is i go to the strip club and pretend to have one of my hoes stick a dildo in my ass, and then, I stick the dildo in their ass and we're all happy, right. So then afterwords I call up Brucie and get him to come over and join in on the action and while he's reaming the hoes ass with a dildo I pull out my shotty and blast dat bitch in da head for cutting my 80% profit off dat bald guy she screwed behind the cluckin' bell the night before. She didn't know it but I was there watching them with my sniper rifle scope and I seen the guy hand that no good trick 5$ she only gave me $1.50 and said all she do is blow da asshole for $1.89 plus 1 cent for napkin she had to replace.

Then during the day I play the role of family man.

I go to my house that I can't go inside (I pretend that the wife is busy pimpin' herself out to the LCPD so they won't throw me in the slammer for shooting those poor innocent birds all over the city, because you see, on fridays and saturdays I become the "Great American Bird Hunter" dressed in fatigues and all and I go around shooting birds but the cops always come after me for shooting those poor birdies) because I left my only house key inside and so I can't get in. This usually happens every day too! I'm stuck outside!

So i go to the corner store to get a loaf of bread and gallon of milk cuz we're all out from the LCPD grubbin the place out making sandwiches with not only my wife but with my work lunch meat and guess what..........THE DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!

NONE OF THESE DAMN DOORS ARE EVER OPEN!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
MY PRETEND LIFE IN GTA IV IS AS BAD AS MY REAL LIFE IS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Applauds.
Beast Jericho
QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 12:41 PM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif


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Pieface
QUOTE(Beast Jericho @ Dec 24 2008, 10:28 AM) [snapback]1476309[/snapback]
QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 12:41 PM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif


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How pleasant, no need to spam.
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Pieface @ Dec 24 2008, 10:42 AM) [snapback]1476382[/snapback]
QUOTE(Beast Jericho @ Dec 24 2008, 10:28 AM) [snapback]1476309[/snapback]
QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 12:41 PM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- :jumpy:


sigged


How pleasant, no need to spam.

I think a 10% warning increase is in order.
Banana Boy
QUOTE(HELMET @ Dec 23 2008, 12:24 AM) [snapback]1476200[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 02:20 PM) [snapback]1471140[/snapback]
I saw the GTA machinma movie "Flatliners" on youtube.com heres the link to the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbxH8nbdBw

so after seeing this, i got inspired to actually re-create this in Single Player mode. so this is what I did...

SPOILERS OF FUTURE CONTENT OF STORY MODE!!!!!!!!! (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED STORY MODE)

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ok so this is what i did

1. take out the map that came with your GTA 4 Disc Case

2. search for the Alderny Island Hospital, LOOK FOR THE WESTDYKE HOSPITAL (the one that stared in the film, Flatliners)

3. if you killed Playboy X instead of Dwayne, you have unlocked Playboy X's awsome apartment. live in this for as long as you want to follow this gig

4. look through your closet for your Doctor Costume... do doctors work in hospitals?

5. rules will be mentioned after the proceeding steps

6. after dressing up go to the Westdyke Memorial Hospital, properly park your car in the appropriate parking lot (DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE AMBULANCES)

7. so when you are there act like a Doctor, go up to the patients in the waiting room and stand near right in front of them to hear stupid comments.

RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES!!!

1. there is a small desk on the right when you walk into the hospital. This is where you should drive ambulances. turn up your sound and listen for Medical reports, once you hear the incedent and place, set up the way point to the place, then drive there with Sirens blasting and try to go fast and avoid trafic (set up your own to the airport from the hospital, go as fast as you cant without hitting other cars or people) (DO NOT BRING YOUR PERSONAL CAR FOR THIS)

2. you must be at the hospital by 7:30 am, game time, to make this easy, go to bed at 23:30 the night before to wake up at 5:30am game time. take a taxi to the hospital via set up way point or drive your car (skip rule 1 if you do bring your car) leave the hospital when your shift is over at 4-5pm game time (like a real job). take your car/taxi back to the PlayboyX and undress from your doctor suit, and dress up in the High Style Perseus shit, and if you want back, press RIGHT on the directional pad to get back to your doctor suit faster in outfits

3. in the waiting room, look for sleeping people on the chairs, they will become startled if you simply walk into them, they will get up call you an asshole or something and leave (the hospital is not a hotel) do anything a doctor would do, sit behind a desk, buy a soda at the machine there, talk to waiting people WHAT EVER A DOCTOR WOULD DO

4. if you want to do rule 1, you must do that at least 2 times per day, does not matter where you go, IGNORE THIS STEP IF YOU BRANG YOUR PERSONAL CAR

5. after your pretend work, take a taxi to the internet cafe south of the hospital, go in and walk to the right behind the counter steal the cash (just like cashing your check online) RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE THE COPS, or steal a car who cares, what ever money you get is the money you have. its good to start this with 0 dollars, to make it more cash controling.






after you do all this, you have from the time you get out of work to the time of 23:30 to do what ever you want, go out with frends, beat the shit out of people doesnt matter, as long as you are home and go to bed at 23:30 to make the Proper wake up time for tommorow,

WASH RINSE AND REPEAT

i have 100% game completion so i have nothing better to do...

try if if you want change or are bord



This is actually gave me a good idea.

I'm actually playing the role of a pimp right now and you see what I do is i go to the strip club and pretend to have one of my hoes stick a dildo in my ass, and then, I stick the dildo in their ass and we're all happy, right. So then afterwords I call up Brucie and get him to come over and join in on the action and while he's reaming the hoes ass with a dildo I pull out my shotty and blast dat bitch in da head for cutting my 80% profit off dat bald guy she screwed behind the cluckin' bell the night before. She didn't know it but I was there watching them with my sniper rifle scope and I seen the guy hand that no good trick 5$ she only gave me $1.50 and said all she do is blow da asshole for $1.89 plus 1 cent for napkin she had to replace.

Then during the day I play the role of family man.

I go to my house that I can't go inside (I pretend that the wife is busy pimpin' herself out to the LCPD so they won't throw me in the slammer for shooting those poor innocent birds all over the city, because you see, on fridays and saturdays I become the "Great American Bird Hunter" dressed in fatigues and all and I go around shooting birds but the cops always come after me for shooting those poor birdies) because I left my only house key inside and so I can't get in. This usually happens every day too! I'm stuck outside!

So i go to the corner store to get a loaf of bread and gallon of milk cuz we're all out from the LCPD grubbin the place out making sandwiches with not only my wife but with my work lunch meat and guess what..........THE DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!

NONE OF THESE DAMN DOORS ARE EVER OPEN!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
MY PRETEND LIFE IN GTA IV IS AS BAD AS MY REAL LIFE IS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

what? that had no real construction to it?

only someone said they tried this with Clukin bell, and that made it work?

how do you pretend to pimp women at a strip club dildos and big orgies and shit?

you might as well go high speed and jump out of the car and fall into the other lane of traffic and hit your self with on coming cars all day as "Niko Bellic, invincible man!"
HELMET
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Dec 28 2008, 11:08 PM) [snapback]1477023[/snapback]
QUOTE(HELMET @ Dec 23 2008, 12:24 AM) [snapback]1476200[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 02:20 PM) [snapback]1471140[/snapback]
I saw the GTA machinma movie "Flatliners" on youtube.com heres the link to the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbxH8nbdBw

so after seeing this, i got inspired to actually re-create this in Single Player mode. so this is what I did...

SPOILERS OF FUTURE CONTENT OF STORY MODE!!!!!!!!! (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED STORY MODE)

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..

ok so this is what i did

1. take out the map that came with your GTA 4 Disc Case

2. search for the Alderny Island Hospital, LOOK FOR THE WESTDYKE HOSPITAL (the one that stared in the film, Flatliners)

3. if you killed Playboy X instead of Dwayne, you have unlocked Playboy X's awsome apartment. live in this for as long as you want to follow this gig

4. look through your closet for your Doctor Costume... do doctors work in hospitals?

5. rules will be mentioned after the proceeding steps

6. after dressing up go to the Westdyke Memorial Hospital, properly park your car in the appropriate parking lot (DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE AMBULANCES)

7. so when you are there act like a Doctor, go up to the patients in the waiting room and stand near right in front of them to hear stupid comments.

RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES!!!

1. there is a small desk on the right when you walk into the hospital. This is where you should drive ambulances. turn up your sound and listen for Medical reports, once you hear the incedent and place, set up the way point to the place, then drive there with Sirens blasting and try to go fast and avoid trafic (set up your own to the airport from the hospital, go as fast as you cant without hitting other cars or people) (DO NOT BRING YOUR PERSONAL CAR FOR THIS)

2. you must be at the hospital by 7:30 am, game time, to make this easy, go to bed at 23:30 the night before to wake up at 5:30am game time. take a taxi to the hospital via set up way point or drive your car (skip rule 1 if you do bring your car) leave the hospital when your shift is over at 4-5pm game time (like a real job). take your car/taxi back to the PlayboyX and undress from your doctor suit, and dress up in the High Style Perseus shit, and if you want back, press RIGHT on the directional pad to get back to your doctor suit faster in outfits

3. in the waiting room, look for sleeping people on the chairs, they will become startled if you simply walk into them, they will get up call you an asshole or something and leave (the hospital is not a hotel) do anything a doctor would do, sit behind a desk, buy a soda at the machine there, talk to waiting people WHAT EVER A DOCTOR WOULD DO

4. if you want to do rule 1, you must do that at least 2 times per day, does not matter where you go, IGNORE THIS STEP IF YOU BRANG YOUR PERSONAL CAR

5. after your pretend work, take a taxi to the internet cafe south of the hospital, go in and walk to the right behind the counter steal the cash (just like cashing your check online) RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE THE COPS, or steal a car who cares, what ever money you get is the money you have. its good to start this with 0 dollars, to make it more cash controling.






after you do all this, you have from the time you get out of work to the time of 23:30 to do what ever you want, go out with frends, beat the shit out of people doesnt matter, as long as you are home and go to bed at 23:30 to make the Proper wake up time for tommorow,

WASH RINSE AND REPEAT

i have 100% game completion so i have nothing better to do...

try if if you want change or are bord



This is actually gave me a good idea.

I'm actually playing the role of a pimp right now and you see what I do is i go to the strip club and pretend to have one of my hoes stick a dildo in my ass, and then, I stick the dildo in their ass and we're all happy, right. So then afterwords I call up Brucie and get him to come over and join in on the action and while he's reaming the hoes ass with a dildo I pull out my shotty and blast dat bitch in da head for cutting my 80% profit off dat bald guy she screwed behind the cluckin' bell the night before. She didn't know it but I was there watching them with my sniper rifle scope and I seen the guy hand that no good trick 5$ she only gave me $1.50 and said all she do is blow da asshole for $1.89 plus 1 cent for napkin she had to replace.

Then during the day I play the role of family man.

I go to my house that I can't go inside (I pretend that the wife is busy pimpin' herself out to the LCPD so they won't throw me in the slammer for shooting those poor innocent birds all over the city, because you see, on fridays and saturdays I become the "Great American Bird Hunter" dressed in fatigues and all and I go around shooting birds but the cops always come after me for shooting those poor birdies) because I left my only house key inside and so I can't get in. This usually happens every day too! I'm stuck outside!

So i go to the corner store to get a loaf of bread and gallon of milk cuz we're all out from the LCPD grubbin the place out making sandwiches with not only my wife but with my work lunch meat and guess what..........THE DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!

NONE OF THESE DAMN DOORS ARE EVER OPEN!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
MY PRETEND LIFE IN GTA IV IS AS BAD AS MY REAL LIFE IS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

what? that had no real construction to it?

only someone said they tried this with Clukin bell, and that made it work?

how do you pretend to pimp women at a strip club dildos and big orgies and shit?

you might as well go high speed and jump out of the car and fall into the other lane of traffic and hit your self with on coming cars all day as "Niko Bellic, invincible man!"


Dude! WTF! I actually pretent to do that! Like, how did you know that? I love Niko Bellic: Invisible Man! That's the whole reason why I play GTA IV.

I like "Niko Bellic: The Amazing Flying Pancake Man" too!

Oh, and I also like to play "Niko Bellic: The Taxi Cab Driver Sexual Assultinator with a Grenade" too!
Banana Boy
QUOTE(HELMET @ Jan 4 2009, 01:29 AM) [snapback]1477620[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Dec 28 2008, 11:08 PM) [snapback]1477023[/snapback]
QUOTE(HELMET @ Dec 23 2008, 12:24 AM) [snapback]1476200[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 02:20 PM) [snapback]1471140[/snapback]
I saw the GTA machinma movie "Flatliners" on youtube.com heres the link to the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbxH8nbdBw

so after seeing this, i got inspired to actually re-create this in Single Player mode. so this is what I did...

SPOILERS OF FUTURE CONTENT OF STORY MODE!!!!!!!!! (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED STORY MODE)

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..

ok so this is what i did

1. take out the map that came with your GTA 4 Disc Case

2. search for the Alderny Island Hospital, LOOK FOR THE WESTDYKE HOSPITAL (the one that stared in the film, Flatliners)

3. if you killed Playboy X instead of Dwayne, you have unlocked Playboy X's awsome apartment. live in this for as long as you want to follow this gig

4. look through your closet for your Doctor Costume... do doctors work in hospitals?

5. rules will be mentioned after the proceeding steps

6. after dressing up go to the Westdyke Memorial Hospital, properly park your car in the appropriate parking lot (DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE AMBULANCES)

7. so when you are there act like a Doctor, go up to the patients in the waiting room and stand near right in front of them to hear stupid comments.

RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES!!!

1. there is a small desk on the right when you walk into the hospital. This is where you should drive ambulances. turn up your sound and listen for Medical reports, once you hear the incedent and place, set up the way point to the place, then drive there with Sirens blasting and try to go fast and avoid trafic (set up your own to the airport from the hospital, go as fast as you cant without hitting other cars or people) (DO NOT BRING YOUR PERSONAL CAR FOR THIS)

2. you must be at the hospital by 7:30 am, game time, to make this easy, go to bed at 23:30 the night before to wake up at 5:30am game time. take a taxi to the hospital via set up way point or drive your car (skip rule 1 if you do bring your car) leave the hospital when your shift is over at 4-5pm game time (like a real job). take your car/taxi back to the PlayboyX and undress from your doctor suit, and dress up in the High Style Perseus shit, and if you want back, press RIGHT on the directional pad to get back to your doctor suit faster in outfits

3. in the waiting room, look for sleeping people on the chairs, they will become startled if you simply walk into them, they will get up call you an asshole or something and leave (the hospital is not a hotel) do anything a doctor would do, sit behind a desk, buy a soda at the machine there, talk to waiting people WHAT EVER A DOCTOR WOULD DO

4. if you want to do rule 1, you must do that at least 2 times per day, does not matter where you go, IGNORE THIS STEP IF YOU BRANG YOUR PERSONAL CAR

5. after your pretend work, take a taxi to the internet cafe south of the hospital, go in and walk to the right behind the counter steal the cash (just like cashing your check online) RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE THE COPS, or steal a car who cares, what ever money you get is the money you have. its good to start this with 0 dollars, to make it more cash controling.






after you do all this, you have from the time you get out of work to the time of 23:30 to do what ever you want, go out with frends, beat the shit out of people doesnt matter, as long as you are home and go to bed at 23:30 to make the Proper wake up time for tommorow,

WASH RINSE AND REPEAT

i have 100% game completion so i have nothing better to do...

try if if you want change or are bord



This is actually gave me a good idea.

I'm actually playing the role of a pimp right now and you see what I do is i go to the strip club and pretend to have one of my hoes stick a dildo in my ass, and then, I stick the dildo in their ass and we're all happy, right. So then afterwords I call up Brucie and get him to come over and join in on the action and while he's reaming the hoes ass with a dildo I pull out my shotty and blast dat bitch in da head for cutting my 80% profit off dat bald guy she screwed behind the cluckin' bell the night before. She didn't know it but I was there watching them with my sniper rifle scope and I seen the guy hand that no good trick 5$ she only gave me $1.50 and said all she do is blow da asshole for $1.89 plus 1 cent for napkin she had to replace.

Then during the day I play the role of family man.

I go to my house that I can't go inside (I pretend that the wife is busy pimpin' herself out to the LCPD so they won't throw me in the slammer for shooting those poor innocent birds all over the city, because you see, on fridays and saturdays I become the "Great American Bird Hunter" dressed in fatigues and all and I go around shooting birds but the cops always come after me for shooting those poor birdies) because I left my only house key inside and so I can't get in. This usually happens every day too! I'm stuck outside!

So i go to the corner store to get a loaf of bread and gallon of milk cuz we're all out from the LCPD grubbin the place out making sandwiches with not only my wife but with my work lunch meat and guess what..........THE DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!

NONE OF THESE DAMN DOORS ARE EVER OPEN!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
MY PRETEND LIFE IN GTA IV IS AS BAD AS MY REAL LIFE IS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

what? that had no real construction to it?

only someone said they tried this with Clukin bell, and that made it work?

how do you pretend to pimp women at a strip club dildos and big orgies and shit?

you might as well go high speed and jump out of the car and fall into the other lane of traffic and hit your self with on coming cars all day as "Niko Bellic, invincible man!"


Dude! WTF! I actually pretent to do that! Like, how did you know that? I love Niko Bellic: Invisible Man! That's the whole reason why I play GTA IV.

I like "Niko Bellic: The Amazing Flying Pancake Man" too!

Oh, and I also like to play "Niko Bellic: The Taxi Cab Driver Sexual Assultinator with a Grenade" too!


LOL'ed at the grenade sexual assaulter

i like playing niko bellic as "GET THE FUCK off my stairs" lolz
HELMET
Lolz @ running over peds in dashboard view! LOLZ!!!
Seeen
Jesus, can ANYONE here spell CLUCKIN' Bell? It's really not that hard. C-L-U-C-K-I-N-APOSTROPHE
Banana Boy
QUOTE(Seeen @ Jan 24 2009, 10:09 PM) [snapback]1480574[/snapback]
Jesus, can ANYONE here spell CLUCKIN' Bell? It's really not that hard. C-L-U-C-K-I-N-APOSTROPHE


can you say?

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out? el em aye oh?

STFU AND GTFO? lmao?
istealkegs
best thread ever. this should be stickied.
Roman
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 10:25 PM) [snapback]1471165[/snapback]
QUOTE(GLC @ Nov 9 2008, 06:19 PM) [snapback]1471163[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 10:11 PM) [snapback]1471161[/snapback]
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do?

Downloadable Cock: destroys boredom and sexual urges!

no seriously, i have ethernet? do i download something, and it gives me like extra missions for GTA4?


FRE

Funniest. Response. Ever.
Banana Boy
QUOTE(Roman @ Jan 26 2009, 05:17 PM) [snapback]1480764[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 10:25 PM) [snapback]1471165[/snapback]
QUOTE(GLC @ Nov 9 2008, 06:19 PM) [snapback]1471163[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 10:11 PM) [snapback]1471161[/snapback]
wtf is a DLC? and what does it do?

Downloadable Cock: destroys boredom and sexual urges!

no seriously, i have ethernet? do i download something, and it gives me like extra missions for GTA4?


FRE

Funniest. Response. Ever.

plus wun
WHERE_IS_MIANUS
To me it looks like a home movie version. I saw one the other week where somebody claimed Niko was selling burgers and it clearly shown Niko was just standing there and bulling the burger man. Some people have a dream in mystery land. One person tried to make people believe Niko can be a cop and I thought "fuck off can he"!
Banana Boy
QUOTE(WHERE_IS_MIANUS @ Feb 17 2009, 07:34 PM) [snapback]1484713[/snapback]
To me it looks like a home movie version. I saw one the other week where somebody claimed Niko was selling burgers and it clearly shown Niko was just standing there and bulling the burger man. Some people have a dream in mystery land. One person tried to make people believe Niko can be a cop and I thought "fuck off can he"!


well the cop is really the closest thing that R* put into it, where you get a cop car and answer crimes around the city, then you just pull out your gun and fuck everyone over then you get some ammo or money depending on which crime you choose. guns really do solve problems biggrin.gif
Banana Boy
BUMP NAO!!!

Jumpy.gif
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