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GMT
so... I hope this ain't getting a to controverse topic...
but nevertheless, GTA has always been prone to sexual allusions and so is 4 aswell.
so, what have you found across the city? (yes, I'm up to some sort of a collection thread).

and please stay clean as far as the topic allows it, this is a GTA forum, not the comments section on a famous free-porn site dry3.gif

Well, to start it, I found this (among many others I'm either to lazy to write down right now or can't remember as correct as a listing demands it):
at the upper end of the street where Jacob lives there's a grocery store. over the grocery store there's a neon add pretty much the way they are on bars to show which brewery they belong to (like it's usual in europe that bars have the logo of the brewery that delivers their beer), and it reads "Dusche Gold".
well, Dusche is the german word for shower, so it's "shower gold"... an allusion to golden shower I guess

so... go on! I bet you've found plenty already wink3.gif

neko_ceko
69th Street Dinner
GMT
certainly...

and the Liberty City Swingers. and AutoEroticar
PabloHoneyOle
The Coffee Bean looks like a plump lil' vagina and the bowling sign looks like cock'n'balls.
GMT
oh yea it does. I've never payed attention to it, but a couple of days ago I found pictures of the coffee bean and the bowling thingy and its very obvious what they actually represent
§ynch
QUOTE(GMT @ Jul 11 2008, 08:51 AM) [snapback]1454090[/snapback]
GTA has always been prone to sexual allusions and so is 4 aswell.
so, what have you found across the city?



1) Go to the Meat Quarter district in Southwest Algonquin.
You'll see a dozen overhead storefront signs in a row:
Bad Lee Packs Kebobs
Palmers Lamb Shanks
Bare Back Bacon
World's Wurst (Sausages)
Bawsack Russian Meats
Camel's Toe Burgers
S.C.H. Long
Porker
Deli Belly
"Shy T" Value (Sausages)
Scrote's Specialty Meats



2) Notice the big cock symbol in the bowling alley. Also in Star Junction.

3) The LC version of the NY Stock Exchange NASDAQ, is the BAWSAQ.

4) Pißwasser = Pisswater


More later....there's so many...

GMT
speaking of pißwasser, there's this add where an almost prostitute-like clothed woman pisses into a beerbottle, and at first sight, because of how she "sits" above the bottle, it looks like she's about to ride the bottle
GLC
QUOTE(GMT @ Jul 11 2008, 07:47 PM) [snapback]1454143[/snapback]
speaking of pißwasser, there's this add where an almost prostitute-like clothed woman pisses into a beerbottle, and at first sight, because of how she "sits" above the bottle, it looks like she's about to ride the bottle

theres another ad for pißwasser,with another girl in,who at one point some people on this forum said was Lola... rolleyes.gif
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(GMT @ Jul 11 2008, 02:47 PM) [snapback]1454143[/snapback]
speaking of pißwasser, there's this add where an almost prostitute-like clothed woman pisses into a beerbottle, and at first sight, because of how she "sits" above the bottle, it looks like she's about to ride the bottle

I believe her positioning above the bottle is intended to allude that she herself just filled the bottle with that hot, delicious, musky pißwasser.

Straight out the ol' urethra, that's the best way to enjoy pißwasser.
Mr. Bellic
In the hosital theres a sign that says:
Is this what you think about sex?
It shows a picture of the finger going through the hole.
also on the pißwasser site, theres one that says
New Pussywasser!
Happy realease gum
of course the bowling alley and the bean thing
the TW@ (twat) Internet Cafe,
regarding that, theres a website named
Hand-Jobs-online.com
and I Love to blow is the title for a website
theres even a kiddie-porn website in gta 4 (littlelacysuprisepageant.com i think) and it gives you a 5 star wanted level
two more final things
on the fire triucks the top says 69 on it
and i guess a remake of youtube, theres a website called the electric tit
GMT
yes, in southern algonquin, there's a road called Back Passage, just off Garnet Street, across the street from Rotterdam Tower

adn the, if you take beaver as one of the many many slang words for vagina, Beaverhead Avenue gets an interesting meaning I think
GMT
I found anotherone at the stripclub... what an obvious location...

so, in the private room there's some posters and stuff, and one poster reads this:

"exxxperience counts, mature + discreet callgirls" in white letters on black ground, but the o in counts is very very darkened so you actually read "exxxperience cunts..." unless you get close enough to make out the o.

and one of the stripclub adds says "the triangle club - the shape of things to come". and now just take a triangle as a representation of a vagina (well, acutally it's delta but triangle and delta are the same)...
Fishman Dan
In the cut-scene talking to Gerry McCreary in the visiting room at the prison, there's poster on the wall citing names of other visitors/prisoners: Richard Head and Isaac Hunt (nice!). There are a couple of others I can't recall.
§ynch
QUOTE(Fishman Dan @ Jul 13 2008, 05:35 PM) [snapback]1454498[/snapback]
In the cut-scene talking to Gerry McCreary in the visiting room at the prison, there's poster on the wall citing names of other visitors/prisoners: Richard Head and Isaac Hunt (nice!). There are a couple of others I can't recall.



Seymour Fani - (See More Fanny)
Richard Head - (Dickhead)
Isaac Hunt - (I's a Cunt)
Phil McRevis - (Fill My Crevis)
GMT
wow... they're good. never even noticed them... maybe the next time I play the story I should watch for them
Linkin Parkinson's
In the beginning of the game he says daddy's back you bitches... daddy can be a sexual nickname.
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Linkin Parkinson @ Jul 15 2008, 02:59 AM) [snapback]1454706[/snapback]
In the beginning of the game he says daddy's back you bitches... daddy can be a sexual nickname.

lol
shootthebandit
in firefly island there is a massive billboard with pictures of lots of men and it says underneath: "their all dreaming of a bite of tasty johnson". (or something along those lines). its an advert for johnsons hotdogs.
§ynch
Korean food anyone?

Alderney City:

Mr. Fuk's Rice Box

Click here to view the SnapMap
GMT
the cherenkov building with the few broken neon letters so it reads cherkov

EDIT: if you go north on Joliet St and turn left into Switch St, there's a barber shop (I guess) on the left side (facing west) that's canopy reads:
Oily's for Hair & Skin
Haircut, blow, facials, wax, electrolysis
69, perms, haircolor

EDIT2:

The Jerk 'n Gizzada restaurant in southern Brooker.
Apart from the name itself, there's a neon add reading "swallow my pride"
§ynch
QUOTE(GMT @ Jul 16 2008, 05:27 AM) [snapback]1454951[/snapback]
the cherenkov building with the few broken neon letters so it reads cherkov

EDIT: if you go north on Joliet St and turn left into Switch St, there's a barber shop (I guess) on the left side (facing west) that's canopy reads:
Oily's for Hair & Skin
Haircut, blow, facials, wax, electrolysis
69, perms, haircolor

EDIT2:

The Jerk 'n Gizzada restaurant in southern Brooker.
Apart from the name itself, there's a neon add reading "swallow my pride"


Nice ones. smile.gif

The Jerkov's bar by the safe house in Algonquin.
I think Jerkov was also mentioned in one of the early top-down GTA games.
Seeen
Westdyke, Alderney is one.

There's a nail salon in Alderney called "Nail Her"
Seeen
There's a run-down 24-7 in Beechwood City that has it spelled out as "Twenty Four Seven" but letters are missing and the "e" in twenty is upside down so it spells "Twat fur"
§ynch
QUOTE(Seeen @ Jul 23 2008, 08:23 PM) [snapback]1456151[/snapback]
Westdyke, Alderney is one.

There's a nail salon in Alderney called "Nail Her"


QUOTE(Seeen @ Jul 28 2008, 04:55 PM) [snapback]1456714[/snapback]
There's a run-down 24-7 in Beechwood City that has it spelled out as "Twenty Four Seven"
but letters are missing and the "e" in twenty is upside down so it spells "Twat fur"


Solid.
Nice finds, Rasta. cool.gif
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Seeen @ Jul 28 2008, 07:55 PM) [snapback]1456714[/snapback]
There's a run-down 24-7 in Beechwood City that has it spelled out as "Twenty Four Seven" but letters are missing and the "e" in twenty is upside down so it spells "Twat fur"

I saw this in Team Deathmatch before, too busy in the match to look at the map and see where exactly it was.
GLC
inside the social club,in the millionaires club section,the background is of money notes,all for $69
pimb
In Playboy's mission where you have to kill a guy after taking his picture with your phone, they're talking about the Basketball team of the City: The "Liberty City Penetrators".
Canadianbacon123
On the same street as the Grand Easton Station, just a bit north of it on the right hand side just past Jade St. there's a blue canopy on a small building that says "The Bearded Clam"
Seeen
The links on Eyefind.info have an option for "Eating Out" around town.
Canadianbacon123
In the same row of buildings the Pay 'N Spray is located in the Firefly Projects there's a billboard on the end of the building that has an ad for a sports drink. There's a girl there holding a bottle squirting it into her mouth and there's another bottle that's squirting it into her eye and then there's a 3rd bottle spraying it on to her face. I'm pretty sure we can guess what this sign is an innuendo for...
Seeen
QUOTE(Canadianbacon123 @ Aug 13 2008, 11:54 AM) [snapback]1459300[/snapback]
In the same row of buildings the Pay 'N Spray is located in the Firefly Projects there's a billboard on the end of the building that has an ad for a sports drink. There's a girl there holding a bottle squirting it into her mouth and there's another bottle that's squirting it into her eye and then there's a 3rd bottle spraying it on to her face. I'm pretty sure we can guess what this sign is an innuendo for...


Hahaha, awesome. I haven't seen that one yet.

The rollercoaster on Firefly Island is called the "Screamer" which is also a term for girls who are really loud in bed, haha.
GLC
QUOTE(Seeen @ Aug 11 2008, 09:18 PM) [snapback]1458915[/snapback]
The links on Eyefind.info have an option for "Eating Out" around town.

i think i saw a thing on eyefind a while back that said something like "an eyefull!".it wasn´t that but quite similar.
Seeen
I just started a new file and saw a place in Broker, on Tulsa St, to the left of Perestroika called "Easy Lay" carpeting.
firebird999
if you shoot a girl with a skirt, about 9/10 times you can see panties if you zoom in up it. the other time there's just legs, no vagina or anything.
Seeen
The RON gas station logo is a giant drop of jizz.
GMT
got a good one here.
access playboy x' balcony and walk straight forward onto it's fire escape, jump on the roof of the house next door and walk all the way down the stairs, just inside the main corridor on the right (facing towards the entrance door) there's a handwritten paper with a a missing-cat-thing and the big, bold title reads:
"have you seen my adorable pussy"
Harrop
QUOTE(Canadianbacon123 @ Aug 7 2008, 07:15 PM) [snapback]1458271[/snapback]
On the same street as the Grand Easton Station, just a bit north of it on the right hand side just past Jade St. there's a blue canopy on a small building that says "The Bearded Clam"


Lol XD.png
Seeen
There's a place in Northwood called "Purve's Funeral Home." Necrophiliacs, rejoice!
firebird999
QUOTE(Seeen @ Aug 13 2008, 09:02 PM) [snapback]1459364[/snapback]
The rollercoaster on Firefly Island is called the "Screamer" which is also a term for girls who are really loud in bed, haha.

and in the instruction booklet it says, "too bad you can't ride the screamer"
firebird999
lolz, also the armored trucks say Gruppe Sechs or group sex
GMT
QUOTE(firebird999 @ Oct 1 2008, 01:53 PM) [snapback]1466977[/snapback]
lolz, also the armored trucks say Gruppe Sechs or group sex


that's what I was about to post right now -.-

just put an N into the name and you get gruppensex, the exact german word for gangbang rolleyes7.gif
§ynch
QUOTE(firebird999 @ Oct 1 2008, 04:53 AM) [snapback]1466977[/snapback]
lolz, also the armored trucks say Gruppe Sechs or group sex

All the armored trucks have had that logo since GTA:III


Fortside, Bohan has a building with a huge sign on it, aRs {arse}
firebird999
i found another "arse" thing, but i can't remeber it. oh nvm, that was in my science class... i'll share it anyway. on the bulletin board it said "forces in motion" but then he covered up some so it just said "rces"
Seeen
There are a few stores around town called "AYCEHOLE" or asshole.
§ynch
QUOTE(Seeen @ Oct 5 2008, 09:37 PM) [snapback]1467403[/snapback]
There are a few stores around town called "AYCEHOLE" or asshole.


here's another possible ass/arse reference.

"Deconstruction for Beginners" is really the first time
I explored the cranes. If you climb up, or just use a
sniper scope to the sign of Liberty Construction
high atop the many cranes on the site, the number to call
is CALLAN INC 555 1274 73. Callan Inc could be loosely
translated to colonic.

I dunno, heard of it in a comedy film. "Colonic" is some
kind of enema or something weird like that.
firebird999
the money strapped to the strippers is 69 dollar bills
firebird999
in the Al Dente's radio commercials, it says "all the mamma mia you can eat!" which translates to "all the my mom you can eat!"
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(firebird999 @ Oct 21 2008, 07:09 AM) [snapback]1469265[/snapback]
in the Al Dente's radio commercials, it says "all the mamma mia you can eat!" which translates to "all the my mom you can eat!"

Mamma Mia is italian for Mom?

I think you're really reaching at this point...
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