QUOTE(J~D @ May 19 2008, 04:25 AM) [snapback]1438123[/snapback]
why are you all taking this so light heartedly. it's not a joke.
my mates, cousins, nextdoor neighbour twice removed swears he saw that whale.
he said it is only visable at 4:57 am every third monday, each leap year.
and you have to drive to the park in a certain car and have to be wearing certain clothes. can't remember which ones, i will ask him and get back to you.
You're totally right! I've seen him 4 times (I've been playing so much GTA, 16 years have passed in game).
Here's how you can see the great Whale of Middle Park!
First, go to the Rusty Fishhook
in South Alderney by the docks (I can't tell you EXACTLY which dock, you'll have to check EVERY SINGLE ONE) and by the Captain Ahab outfit. Also, buy the harpoon gun (this will come in handy later). Then, grab the tugboat in South Alderney, north of the prison. If you board the tugboat while wearing the new outfit, it will change to the whaling ship Pequod
. You then must drive the ship around in circles until a whirlpool forms. After the whirlpool forms, switch to the harpoon gun and fire a harpoon into whirlpool, if you do it correctly, you will be sucked into James Cameron's Abyss where Aliens will bestow infinite GTA knowledge upon you and then transport you and your mighty ship to the lake in Middle Park. If you timed everything right to get you there at 4:57 am on the third monday of each leap year, you will see the whale.
I've heard that if you shoot the whale with the harpoon, he will appear on the wall in Playboy X's mansion (if you killed him instead of Dwayne); then Lola comes over to check out your trophy and shoves the entire whale in her ass. (Note: This last part sounds like BS to me, if anyone can confirm, please let me know!)