Nook, you friggin god dannged retard! You got down syndrome so bad you prolly got up, left and right syndroms too.
Ok, jokes aside.
Seriously, Nanook, you broke the code. I can't change my name at all anymore, and didn't I pay real money for that feature? Can you please fix this back to the way it was? Everytime I try to change my name, I get an error report saying, "I am not allowed to use this feature."