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Kraft
just answer the question smile.gif mine would be..

Exploder Evacuator
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Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. Till one day all hell broke loose.

Male: Tim we need you.

Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing. I wanna raise a family.

Man: That's just it Tim, They've got your family.

Tim: Noooo!

Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder. From the heart of America to the jungles of Cambodia, follow one mans quest for peace.

Tim: Hoochi vet is that you?

Hoochi: Tim I know you come, just like old days we kill everybody.

Male: Tim they've got your wive!

Tim: But I'm not married!

Male: You are now to America.

Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost his friend. (Shot)

Tim: Hoochi!!!!

Hoochi: Tim don't leave me, you tought me baseball Tim, and how to laugh.

Tim: Nooo, he would have been a fine American. I'll cry when I'm done killing!

Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2. Rated PG may include patriotic garbage.
small smoke
my favorite one is pastor richard's cult the one where they will build a statue rocket in the shape and form of him, and they will blast into space while other are left on earth that are gonna die because they did not pay pastor richard money. they were considered evil doers for not contributing money to him, so they will be left behind. the guy is a total wack job. it is the funniest commercial on vc
Pecnut
QUOTE(lifes_temporary182 @ Nov 7 2005, 08:28 AM) [snapback]987213[/snapback]

just answer the question smile.gif mine would be..

Exploder Evacuator
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Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. Till one day all hell broke loose.

Male: Tim we need you.

Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing. I wanna raise a family.

Man: That's just it Tim, They've got your family.

Tim: Noooo!

Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder. From the heart of America to the jungles of Cambodia, follow one mans quest for peace.

Tim: Hoochi vet is that you?

Hoochi: Tim I know you come, just like old days we kill everybody.

Male: Tim they've got your wive!

Tim: But I'm not married!

Male: You are now to America.

Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost his friend. (Shot)

Tim: Hoochi!!!!

Hoochi: Tim don't leave me, you tought me baseball Tim, and how to laugh.

Tim: Nooo, he would have been a fine American. I'll cry when I'm done killing!

Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2. Rated PG may include patriotic garbage.


There's a good sequel to that in San Andreas. But it is one of the better adverts in the game.
Marriner
My favourite commerical would have to be about Pet Stuffers
Handsome B Wonderful
My favourite is the rusty brown's (?) cream doughnuts.

Especially the lines " I just love the batter all over my face" and "Sometimes, i like to wear women's panties".
small smoke
QUOTE(handsome b wonderful @ Nov 14 2005, 06:47 AM) [snapback]994039[/snapback]

My favourite is the rusty brown's (?) cream doughnuts.

Especially the lines " I just love the batter all over my face" and "Sometimes, i like to wear women's panties".



lol. yeah, that was a pretty funny comm.
Bag Of Puppies
ah man reminds me VC commercial where way better then the ones in SA blush.gif
aah those good old days! closedeyes.gif
small smoke
yeah, the comms. in sa, do suck, but sa is a way better game!
Bag Of Puppies
yeah, that was a good one, don't remember it either sad.gif
Handsome B Wonderful
Here you go. thumbup.gif

Knife After Dark
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Male Voiceover: He was just the boy next door…

Old Male: Hi! Well hello there Danny! I didn’t know it was hockey season.

Boy: Hey can I borrow a knife!

Male Voiceover: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears! Knife
After Dark rated R for Retarded.

P.S What are the chances of me posting exactly 12 hours after the last post?
Bag Of Puppies
1:1597872

thnx for the script by the way! thumbup.gif
small smoke
f.a.h.! that was so funny i could not stop laughing! i wonder if that could turn into a real movie, u know, a spoof.
Pecnut
Incidentally, I don't get the 'hockey season' thing: if anyone could enlighten me I would be most ... enlightened?
Jester
the kid was wearing a hockey mask and it wasnt hockey season
Pecnut
QUOTE(Jester @ Nov 30 2005, 05:12 PM) [snapback]1012624[/snapback]

the kid was wearing a hockey mask and it wasnt hockey season

Oh right: because he was going to kill him right in disguise-ish?. You see, being British, I didn't get that.
Jester
well i did after a while, but yea, jason vorhees rip off i guess lol
grimface1987
QUOTE(lifes_temporary182 @ Nov 7 2005, 08:28 AM) [snapback]987213[/snapback]

just answer the question smile.gif mine would be..

Exploder Evacuator
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Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. Till one day all hell broke loose.

Male: Tim we need you.

Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing. I wanna raise a family.

Man: That's just it Tim, They've got your family.

Tim: Noooo!

Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder. From the heart of America to the jungles of Cambodia, follow one mans quest for peace.

Tim: Hoochi vet is that you?

Hoochi: Tim I know you come, just like old days we kill everybody.

Male: Tim they've got your wive!

Tim: But I'm not married!

Male: You are now to America.

Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost his friend. (Shot)

Tim: Hoochi!!!!

Hoochi: Tim don't leave me, you tought me baseball Tim, and how to laugh.

Tim: Nooo, he would have been a fine American. I'll cry when I'm done killing!

Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2. Rated PG may include patriotic garbage.



yeah, that's my favourite
i like the sequal commercial in san andreas, too, "Special Need Cop" ("Welcome to the land of freedom, bitches!!!")
small smoke
yeah i was also gonna say but i did not have time to write when i saw ur post, but yeah, the horror movie jason, he wheres a mask, (its suppose to be scary cause its covering his ugly face) and also the older man says "i did not know it was hockey season" making fun because he is wearing a jason mask. a spoof of of the movie.
alooper21
there's not only one, but here's what i remember: "he only sais ten phrases, he's the friend you've always dreamed of". and my favourite, the best of the best, the sinth comercia: "i created this just by pushing a button".
Ice Cold Killa
Some of the SA commercials were better than some of the VC ones. CLuckin Bell was far catchier, for example.

However, my favourite VC ad was exploder.
SlickCriminal92
I like the 1-800 pillage commerical. People say that the phone numbers they give out on the Vice City radio do exist in real life but i never tried dialing one of them.
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