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Some times you will be walking on the street and some guy out of knowhere will say something stupid like "Them White Boyz Had Me On Chrystal Meth" or someone will fart and some lady will say "Damn Wutd You Have For Lunch"

does anyone else know anymore stupid sayings like those?
Maximum145
Ive Heard "Have you ever done a cat up the ass"
Un-Amurikan Bastage
I've heard conversations that were random. They would go something like "Hey baby, what's going on?" "Not much, handsome." "Have you ever been in a threesome?"
Serg
they say alot of weird things but it dosent really sound like there saying things to each other just spiting out random things
matty19908
ive heard "my mothers my sister!" and it always makes me laugh

matt
cool_world
when i was driving i heard a Pedestrain say "have u ever been in Liberty City?"
Legion
QUOTE(matty19908 @ Jul 17 2005, 02:25 PM)
ive heard "my mothers my sister!" and it always makes me laugh

matt
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Im trying to consider the mechanics of that...
trep316
A lot of crazy things are said by the AI's one of my fav is when one says "Is you high?" in a really squeky and sharp pitch voice, always makes me laugh.
waisted menkey
QUOTE(Legion @ Jul 19 2005, 05:08 AM)
QUOTE(matty19908 @ Jul 17 2005, 02:25 PM)
ive heard "my mothers my sister!" and it always makes me laugh

matt
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Im trying to consider the mechanics of that...
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lol, that ped quote always makes me laugh as well...

as far as mechanics go? daddy knocks up his daughter and gets her pregnant resulting in your birth. she's yer sister cause you from same daddy but she yer mom since she gave birth to you ohmy.gif
berry_89
LMAO.... From one of the raggers, not the ones with the boxes on their heads, I heard them say " Ive got crabs the size of baseballs. " ohmy.gif That is deaply disturbing lol laugh.gif
Trigger7
QUOTE(waisted menkey @ Jul 19 2005, 07:08 AM)
lol, that ped quote always makes me laugh as well...

as far as mechanics go? daddy knocks up his daughter and gets her pregnant resulting in your birth. she's yer sister cause you from same daddy but she yer mom since she gave birth to you  ohmy.gif
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We've all done it....er...just me then. Jumpy.gif

I've never heard that in Sand Andreas but if you drive around the docks in Portland in Liberty City in GTA3 you hear it all the time. biggrin.gif
berry_89
Yeah I heard it in GTA III as well. I think that is where Matty19908 heard it from.
Slamvan_Matt
i made one of these topics check gameplay topics or my topics on my profile
The Black Rider
for some reason it only happend when I was first on the game someone said when I was taking a baseball bat along the beach and someone said you smell like a fuck on a farm.
!RyDeR!
i've seen a guy chasing a girl saying "wait, come back girl!"
Toge
QUOTE(matty19908 @ Jul 17 2005, 04:25 PM)
ive heard "my mothers my sister!" and it always makes me laugh

matt
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Heh, that one is from Gta III.

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matty19908
ya thats were i heard it, the topic doesnt say san andreas podestrain quotes, so i can say any of um from gta to sanandreas lol

matt
Gold
In front of a casino, one guy farted and said "I think I smell".
tribaljavi
I have heard around Los santos "You like my asshole! Always full of SHIT!" that one makes me laugh like crazy.
Krieger91
I've heard alot of funny things but a few are "Something died in my underpants" and "Is you stupid" lol and also theres some peds that walk around grove street that are wearing like blue striped shirts and jean shorts he was chasing a guy and saying "You look half dead little man"
-=Aaron=-
Redneck on a baggage - "MOVE, im off to pick up a date"
cop - "im going to kick your ass then im gonna fuck it"
But the best of all is....
Grove member to granny - "damn, look at that ass"

I also had a cop come up to me last i played when i had 4 stars, he said "run kid, the police are coming" he walked right up to me without shooting, no gun or nothin. Unfourtantlly after about 5 seconds he pulled out a gun and started shotting me, certainlly made me go "WTF"
Werk
QUOTE(-=Aaron=- @ Jul 23 2005, 01:01 PM)
Redneck on a baggage - "MOVE, im off to pick up a date"
cop - "im going to kick your ass then im gonna fuck it"
But the best of all is....
Grove member to granny - "damn, look at that ass"

I also had a cop come up to me last i played when i had 4 stars, he said "run kid, the police are coming" he walked right up to me without shooting, no gun or nothin. Unfourtantlly after about 5 seconds he pulled out a gun and started shotting me, certainlly made me go "WTF"
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lol... yes, that's a classic!
Mr.SuAvE92
i heard this guy in santa maria beach say, "she was like, whoa!, but i was like, whoa." in a surfer-guy way. it sounded funny.

Death_2_OG-Loc
Jacked a Redneck's car and he say "Stop, My chickens are in there"... It was more strange than funny
slundgren
I was walking on the beach in Los Santos and CJ was really fat, and a ped sitting on a towel said " Hey, there's a whale on the beach!"

I thought it was cool cuz the say different things because of your stats
Lord Lemons
Once in Las Venturas
Man: Ever Been to Las Venturas
Woman: No
Man:K' cya
Rocka91
when stealing a car, the ped says My dad's gonna have my balls for breakfast!
LazyMonk
when you stop a car on the road blocking traffic other drivers start yelling at you, I remember one said: "move the car asshole I have to take a dump!" that one got me laughing.
if you're in shape and dressed well (expensive) pedestrians will coment about it. I had a hoe saying "I want to give you a freebee just for being so good looking" , a woman said "your shoes are sooo expensive".
flynhghr2001
QUOTE(pop_up_20_40 @ Jul 17 2005, 01:59 AM)
Some times  you will be walking on the street and some guy out of knowhere will say something stupid like "Them White Boyz Had Me On Chrystal Meth" or someone will fart and some lady will say "Damn Wutd You Have For Lunch"

does anyone else know anymore stupid sayings like those?
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At the beach in Los Santos I overheard a girl asking a guy something like "will you give me a pearl necklace?"
kid frost
I remember that a guy farted and said: "My ass is speaking"
or I jacked a car and the driver said: "Now I'll have to steal another car"
MotorHead
I've heard a convo that went something like:

girl1: hey fatty!
girl2: hey girl
girl1: don't worry, I'm sure you can lose the weight
girl2: k, bye
girl1 as she walks away: I thank god for not making me fat!

I was in the offtrack betting place once, and there was this east indian guy in there, and I kept bumping into him just for fun, and he said some stupid things like "shitfuckcockbastard" (said that really fast, all together) , he farted, then said, 'ah that's better', then he said 'smell my finger' He said a bunch of other shit too, but I can't remember it all. It's not really funny when you type it, but when he says it with that accent it's, well still not totally funny, but better smile.gif

There was also a granny in there, and I bumped into her, and she says " you trying to get a feel of my ass, sonny?" (or something like that) I tried to reply in a positive way to see what she would say, but it wouldn't reply sad.gif
Mattay
One lady said, "I mess with girls and guys, so..." pretty weird.

QUOTE(kid frost @ Aug 9 2005, 11:00 AM)
I remember that a guy farted and said: "My ass is speaking"
or I jacked a car and the driver said: "Now I'll have to steal another car"
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I heard one similar to that, I jacked his car and he said, "I stole this first!" or something like that. I laughed.

Don't double post please!~Darkruler
Wu zi
my favourites pedestrian quote is: i smoke 'cos it gives me knowledge, which is said by the ghetto guy dressed in orange and black.

also my favourite CJ quote is 'you got hair on your face but ur still a bitch!'
SweetJohnson
the one i know is "I know all the public bathrooms in the city."

kinda funny
Papa Chulo
A few of my faves are:

"I made that fool drink piss"

"In Jail, being on top ain't gay"

and this chick in San Fierro walked by me and said: "2 words, soap, water" LMAO!

btw: why do soo many people comment on my smell? was there something left out of the game where you were gonna have to shower every couple of days, or is it just random? it seems as if it doesn't matter what i have on, all types of clothing, and alot of different peeps have commented on Carl's BO. anybody else notice this? smile.gif
Tonedogg
An old dude with a really posh voice said to me in san fierro;
"you smell like a shit sir"
MotorHead
QUOTE(Papa Chulo @ Aug 10 2005, 09:10 PM)
A few of my faves are:

  "I made that fool drink piss"

  "In Jail, being on top ain't gay"

  and this chick in San Fierro walked by me and said: "2 words, soap, water" LMAO!

btw: why do soo many people comment on my smell? was there something left out of the game where you were gonna have to shower every couple of days, or is it just random? it seems as if it doesn't matter what i have on, all types of clothing, and alot of different peeps have commented on Carl's BO. anybody else notice this?  smile.gif
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QUOTE(Tonedogg @ Aug 10 2005, 09:31 PM)
An old dude with a really posh voice said to me in san fierro;
"you smell like a shit sir"
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it's just an annoying thing the game does. you need to change clothes or go swimming, then people will stop commenting on your smell
lambda
QUOTE(Legion @ Jul 19 2005, 05:28 AM)
QUOTE(matty19908 @ Jul 17 2005, 02:25 PM)
ive heard "my mothers my sister!" and it always makes me laugh

matt
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Im trying to consider the mechanics of that...
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lol they said that in GTA3 and ever since then I've never slept tryin to work out how the hell that can be possible... sad.gif

Anyway i was in San Fierro and some guy goes 'have you ever been to san fierro?' and some woman goes 'no but i hear its a dump' or somethin like that i was like WTF??
Egloni
One big my an said once "Holy macaroni!" ohmy.gif
Mattay
I was in Binco this morning and I heard one guy say, "I've got crabs bigger than baseballs!" ha ha ha.
alexander_iknowlots
a cop was chasing me and he said "did your daddy touch you when you were a kid"
then he said "come back i just wanna talk"
i find it funny coz the spanner was shooting at me
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Mattay
I was playing for fun and I got the most fat you can, and I went to Santa Maria Beach, and some chick on a towel said a crack about my weight, and CJ said, "Well you as ugly as sin bitch, so shu the fuck up!" I laughed so hard.
dirtydozen12
You know wat else is funny, the radio, i love WCTR. its just like chatterbox. i like when the girl on the radio station says "what do you get when you mix the qualities of a horse and a donkey?? a pile of shit" and when the two boys are fighting beucase they have magical powers first boy says " im invisible you cant see me" second boy says "no i can see you cuz i have invisible seeing eye classes dumbass!!!" lmao i love it
Un-Amurikan Bastage
QUOTE(dirtydozen12 @ Aug 12 2005, 04:35 PM)
You know wat else is funny, the radio, i love WCTR. its just like chatterbox. i like when the girl on the radio station says "what do you get when you mix the qualities of a horse and a donkey?? a pile of shit" and when the two boys are fighting beucase they have magical powers first boy says " im invisible you cant see me" second boy says "no i can see you cuz i have invisible seeing eye classes dumbass!!!" lmao i love it
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*clears throat, apologizes for correcting*

"When you take the worst qualities of an elephant and a donkey, you get a lot of shit."
dirtydozen12
QUOTE(ty-cartoon @ Aug 12 2005, 07:03 PM)
QUOTE(dirtydozen12 @ Aug 12 2005, 04:35 PM)
You know wat else is funny, the radio, i love WCTR. its just like chatterbox. i like when the girl on the radio station says "what do you get when you mix the qualities of a horse and a donkey?? a pile of shit" and when the two boys are fighting beucase they have magical powers first boy says " im invisible you cant see me" second boy says "no i can see you cuz i have invisible seeing eye classes dumbass!!!" lmao i love it
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*clears throat, apologizes for correcting*

"When you take the worst qualities of an elephant and a donkey, you get a lot of shit."
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lmao well guesss wat mr. ........i neva said i was perfect biggrin.gif
SEB Soldier
MY two favorite pedestrian quotes from GTA:SA are

1."Do you shower in doo doo?"

2."I smoke cause it gives me knowlege"
Protocol
i went to the police station and shoved a few cops and they said quotes like this



"Move Fool i am trying to save the world here!"

Or

"Get Your Hands off me!"


"Are you Drunk?"

"Move i am a damn cop!"



And some woman in the beach ran into my face and said "My God you stink!"
and CJ says "Did someone lose a dog?"

MotorHead
the east indian peds are obsessed with farting. I followed one around for a bit, and he said these things:

1: "Listen to this!" (then he rips a loud fart)

2: he farts, then says "that's better!"

3: farts, then said "That's Nasty!"

4: farts, then says " My wife will hate me in bed"

the cops always say funny shit too. One cop said " You move in, I've got kids"
one of the helicopter cops says "I see her, she's beautiful!", then the other one says "HE's over here"

*edit* also I was in the cluckin' bell, and the guy says 'clucka fucka doo' . only heard it once though, and took a second before I realized what he had said smile.gif
haz633
I was walking down the road and a policeman says:
'ive got a big stick and i know how to use it'
SWEETGTA
Some of the pilots that walk around the airports say " You look familiar, swing club maybe". They also say " My wife goes bothways not me".
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