Mech: Oh for the love of god. Vendetta, what in god's creationism are you doing?
Vendetta: *Big mime picture*
Mech: What the fuck does that symbolize?
Mech: Oh for fucks sake, If you keep doing this shit, I am reporting you to Psy.
Mech: Ok ok ok damn. I won't report you but will you stop please?
Mech: Ill give you a handjob...
Mech: Ill take that as a yes...
*Few minutes later*
Kerryn: P4yn3, can you please control your alter ego?
P4yn3: What alter ego?
*L4m3 runs in*
L4m3: Work must be done on site or else failure will ensue from n00bs.
P4yn3: Da fuck did he just say?
L4m3: Anakin, must crude language be used?
P4yn3: For fucks sake, Kerryn. You slept with someone again.
Kerryn: I DID NOT!
P4yn3: DID TOO!
Kerryn: I DID NOT!
P4yn3: DID TOO!
*Kerryn throws vase at P4yn3*
P4yn3: MOM! KERRYN BROKE ANOTHER VASE ON YOUR NIGHT STAND AGAIN!
Kerryn: Pain did it!
Psy: You little shits, ill kill you!
L4m3: Unnecessary is violence, the key is to peace.
Psy: Dude, speak english.
L4m3: Fuck it, I am trying to speak backwards tounge to get some chicks and all I get is fucking disrespected. *Leaves*
Pyro: What the fuck are you doing in a wookie costume?
Pyro: For what?
Fan: Star Wars Episode 7: Revenge Of Padme!
Pyro: Oh for fucks sake, When does it come out?
Fan: August of 2010
Pyro: So why are you here?
Fan: I want to be the eariliest person in.
Pyro: And you have nothing else to do?
Pyro: Look, you don't have to worry about being the 1st in line, I am sure people won't line up in tents until summer of two thousand...
*Bus of Star Wars nerds roar in*
*Nerds set up camp*
Nerd: Only 1549 days, 7 months, 5 days and 22 seconds till Episode 7. w00t!
*Los Angeles Convention Center*
VCDL: Hello? Wheres E3?
Janitor: E3 is over, son.
VCDL: Over?! But but but...I got to unravel the mystery of this bommerang controller adult anal toy thing.
Janitor: Ahh, its Satan's Vibrator!
VCDL: Satan's what?
Janitor: Satan's vibrator. Look, I got some inside info. I overheard the president of Sony was using this new controller design to...to...*looks around*...to appeal to the female demographic!
*DUN DUN DUN!*
VCDL: My god! What am I to do?
Janitor: Go to the castle of Aries and find the Regginator...
Miaymoto: NINTENDO PLUG!!!!!!
VCDL: The Regginator?
Janitor: Yes, he is capable of destroying this confined controller that is Satan's Vibrator.
VCDL: But but what about the God Of War?
Janitor: Aries IS the god of war!
Kratos: SHAMELESS SCEA PLUG!!!....oh and the god of war you're referring to is "Ares". Spelled with no I. As in no I in team.
VCDL: Ok, I shall find this god of Aries. In the meantime, where the fuck is the bathroom? I ate a burrito and I am squirting chilli dog matter like crazy.
Janitor: Down the hall, to your left. Oh, and don't open the last stall.
Janitor: I caught a bunch of horny nerd copping a feel to the booth babes so I locked them in the bathroom. They should be dead by now.
G33K: Ash, for the last fucking time! QUIT POKING THE DOG!
Ash: Damnit, G33K! I am recording the voice recognition! Ok boy, talk dirty to me!
Ash: Yeah, I like it rough.
*Dog chomps on Ash's groin*
Ash: OWWWW NOT THAT ROUGH!
Gnick: What are you faggots doing?
G33K: What are you doing? Aren't you supposed to be antagonizing your many enemies and bitch about the school systems of today's society?
Gnick: I will have you know that it is Knuckles' job to bitch about the school system, not me. Besides, aren't you supposed to be posting unfunny shit in Spam?
Jay-and-Bob: Thats my job, bastard.
Gnick: Ok, so what is Ash's job?
Jay-and-Bob: Hes unemployed.
Ash: FUCK THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM!
*Donnie pops out of Five Star's Box*
Donnie: My line, bitch!
Five Star: No, you MY bitch. Now get down and keep tattooing my uterus walls.
Donnie: Yes, sir!
DelinQuent: *awakens from slumber* Hey, differentperson, whacha working on?
differentperson: anti-immigrant gun. Its capable of night and thermal vision, A range of 800 yards, and has a point system...
DQ: Uhhh, point system?
illegal: Wheres that damn el-fountain-o?
*DP shoots illegal and gets 10 points*
DQ: 10 points?
DP: You get 20 points for killing two illegals and 45 for a whole family.
DQ: You're so racist!
DP: I am not racist, I hate everyone equally!
Miyamoto: Sony must not get to us, sir!
Regginator: BRRRRRR REGGIE SMASH SONY!
*VCDL knocks on door*
VCDL: Regginator, are you there?
Strange Midget: Yes?
VCDL: Are you Regginator?
Midget: Do you know the password?
VCDL: No one spoke of a password?
Midget: No shit, sherlock. Why do you think they call it a password?
VCDL: Whats the password?
Midget: I can't tell you.
VCDL: You got some lip on you little one...
Midget: Well, these lips were o your wife last night!
VCDL: I don't have a wife...
Midget: You may enter...
VCDL: THATS THE PASSWORD?!
Midget: Nah, The only way to get through is to own me in a smartass comment contest. You're the 2nd to beat me.
VCDL: Who was the 1st?
Midget: Some douche by the name of "Fire Hazard" or "Pyro Charizard".
Kerryn: Excuse me, but when I get applications for getting a job at the federal police agency?
Officer: EL OH EL!
Kerryn: OH FOR THE LOVE OF SHIT!
Officer: Pooned. we are both going to be officers of the law. LAM-OH!
Kerryn: Can you just please give me my damn application so I can be on my way?
Officer: I will but you are going to have to do a leet strip search for me. On your knees, butt naked pee ell zee! LAUGH OUT LOUD! Ecks Dee!
Kerryn: Did that little asshole Pyro set this up?
Officer: The only asshole I see is yours when I penetrate it. UBER POONED! Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!
NCP: Jeb, I signed it in. Now, can I have it back?
Kerryn: NCP, what are you doing?
NCP: Getting my marijuana back.
Kerryn: FROM HERE?!
NCP: My super powered windmill blew it away.
Officer: EH OH EL, it was on CNN. He was a little bitch crying on TV. Pooned.
Kerryn: SHUT UP! >_<
Officer: Here it is, boy. I hope you smoke all of it bee number four it blows away again. Tee Tee Why Ell! Kay Tee H Ecks BAI!
*Kerryn backhands Officer Jeb*
Officer: Owowowowowow. EL OH EL OH. Ok ok, here is your application but can I restrain you then cuff...
Officer: Bruned! >_<
ON THE NEXT KICKIN IT! Urban war ensues when CRASH clashes with Miguel and friends in the most dramatic scene in a shitty skit yet! R-I finds out the true Catnip and Psy starves to death from modding GTASA PC way too much. Plus a shocking twist that will leave you breathless!