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Revelation
So this is where all new members introduce themselves?

I am Revelation, and I am here mainly to observe. My primary goal is to document how your species interacts with one another, either through actual face to face contact or through this technological wonder you call the internet.
ViceMan
QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 12:49 PM) [snapback]1488594[/snapback]
So this is where all new members introduce themselves?

I am Revelation, and I am here mainly to observe. My primary goal is to document how your species interacts with one another, either through actual face to face contact or through this technological wonder you call the internet.

Welcome, please report to Stoic Person Eater for debriefing. He'll tell you what you need to know.
PabloHoneyOle
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QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 12:49 PM) [snapback]1488594[/snapback]
So this is where all new members introduce themselves?

I am Revelation, and I am here mainly to observe. My primary goal is to document how your species interacts with one another, either through actual face to face contact or through this technological wonder you call the internet.

Welcome, please report to Stoic Person Eater for debriefing. He'll tell you what you need to know.

Dear Revelation,
Welcome to our site. Thanks for registering as a member to our Forum. There is a 98% chance that in three months, you won't remember this URL. You'll become either offended or bored with the nonsensical members who keep the lifeblood flowing through this site. As a new member of this site there are a few things you should know:
Theology of GTA4.tv
In the beginning was Psy. He created all that you see. Worship and praise him. Become a Gold Member.

Posting
Your first 100 post will be responded to with insults, ridiculous disagreements and misplaced hostility. No one will believe anything you say. Be sure to create posts about every little detail of GTAIV. Everything you find neat or cool will warrant a new topic post. There is a "Hint's and Find's" section, but don't even bother to look where you post. Also, don't bother searching to see if a topic already exists using the search feature, just create a new one.

The Asylum and FML
Now that you're a member, you can read posts in the asylum. Feel free to be as racist and rude as possible when posting there. Spam every post you can. Also, check out the Favorite Member League. It's a place where we judge each other on who's the biggest asshole in a head-to-head competition. As a member, you're now allowed to vote in the FML. Be sure to vote for me. Fuck Ast.

Gold Member
For $5 you get access to Gold Porn and you can bypass some word filters. It's the only way to REALLY be a member. Everyone else is just an idiot with an email address. Me? I'm fucking INVESTED in this site.

Other than that, you're on your own. From your first post, it sounds like you're either retarded or 11.
Can't wait for you to get involved with the forums and to rip you a new e-asshole.

On behalf of the GTA4.TV New Member Welcoming Committee,
Stoic Person Eater
ViceMan
I knew you wouldn't fail me.
GLC
i luv u guize.
Revelation
Let me see if I understand the premise here correctly:

I am a noob, and as such I am subjected to the same treatment that all noobs are until my post count reaches more than... 100, was it? Standard procedure for any internet forum, I believe. Understandable. I will document this in my log as part of my research.
ViceMan
QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 05:10 PM) [snapback]1488636[/snapback]
Let me see if I understand the premise here correctly:

I am a noob, and as such I am subjected to the same treatment that all noobs are until my post count reaches more than... 100, was it? Standard procedure for any internet forum, I believe. Understandable. I will document this in my log as part of my research.


And file the document up your arse... you... you noob.


Just following procedure sir.

*praises Allah Psy Bain*


98 posts to go. Woo to you.
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 12:10 PM) [snapback]1488636[/snapback]
Let me see if I understand the premise here correctly:

I am a noob, and as such I am subjected to the same treatment that all noobs are until my post count reaches more than... 100, was it? Standard procedure for any internet forum, I believe. Understandable. I will document this in my log as part of my research.

100 is an average. If you keep talking like you're a damn alien or porpoise; you won't make it to 20 posts.

18 to go.

Also, out of curiosity and without giving me some bullshit about research or whatever, why did you join the site?

Do you play GTA4 or are you just looking to bump old posts?
Massacre
Revelation joined today, he is 38 and his birthday is March 3rd. Now, if you'll notice somebody else got fed up and "left" yesterday, he was 38, and his birthday was march 3rd, he even made a topic to celebrate it. Guess who Revelation is!
PabloHoneyOle
Wait, parasite was 38?
Revelation
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 11:24 AM) [snapback]1488643[/snapback]
QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 12:10 PM) [snapback]1488636[/snapback]
Let me see if I understand the premise here correctly:

I am a noob, and as such I am subjected to the same treatment that all noobs are until my post count reaches more than... 100, was it? Standard procedure for any internet forum, I believe. Understandable. I will document this in my log as part of my research.

100 is an average. If you keep talking like you're a damn alien or porpoise; you won't make it to 20 posts.

18 to go.

Also, out of curiosity and without giving me some bullshit about research or whatever, why did you join the site?

Do you play GTA4 or are you just looking to bump old posts?


I actually play GTA (the original as well as London), and San Andreas. I have friends who have played GTA IV, but I haven't given it a try yet. Then again, I don't own a PS3 or an XBox, so the likelihood of my playing it is pretty small.

And I'm neither alien nor porpoise - I truly am doing research regarding human interaction. Which is another reason I have joined more than a handful of internet forums - to see how people react to one another. The only real way to document and see how people interact is to, well, interact with them. Why am I doing this research? Mainly for my masters' thesis. But it's also (at least to me) highly interesting.

QUOTE(Massacre @ Mar 5 2009, 11:37 AM) [snapback]1488650[/snapback]
Revelation joined today, he is 38 and his birthday is March 3rd. Now, if you'll notice somebody else got fed up and "left" yesterday, he was 38, and his birthday was march 3rd, he even made a topic to celebrate it. Guess who Revelation is!

Forgive me, but I'm not sure I understand who you are speaking about? Many people share the same date of birth, and many people who share the same date of birth are also the same exact age. Granted, the statistical probability of 2 such members being on the same internet site, coupled with the fact that one of them as you say leaves and another joining in a short period of one another, is quite high. So I can understand where you draw your conclusions from. However, I do not know who you are speaking about, and I guarantee you that I am not this other person you think I am.
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 01:59 PM) [snapback]1488671[/snapback]
And I'm neither alien nor porpoise - I truly am doing research regarding human interaction. Which is another reason I have joined more than a handful of internet forums - to see how people react to one another. The only real way to document and see how people interact is to, well, interact with them. Why am I doing this research? Mainly for my masters' thesis. But it's also (at least to me) highly interesting.

Please explain your thought process and how you came about this site. I think there is much more to human interaction than viewing forums. Did you know that this site is populated with young males ages 13-(apparently)38? This sounds like a hunting ground for a older single male who's trying to get a master's in "Human Interaction" and a membership to NAMBLA.

QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 01:59 PM) [snapback]1488671[/snapback]
QUOTE(Massacre @ Mar 5 2009, 11:37 AM) [snapback]1488650[/snapback]
Revelation joined today, he is 38 and his birthday is March 3rd. Now, if you'll notice somebody else got fed up and "left" yesterday, he was 38, and his birthday was march 3rd, he even made a topic to celebrate it. Guess who Revelation is!

Forgive me, but I'm not sure I understand who you are speaking about? Many people share the same date of birth, and many people who share the same date of birth are also the same exact age. Granted, the statistical probability of 2 such members being on the same internet site, coupled with the fact that one of them as you say leaves and another joining in a short period of one another, is quite high. So I can understand where you draw your conclusions from. However, I do not know who you are speaking about, and I guarantee you that I am not this other person you think I am.

I smell bullshit.
Good detective work, Massacre.
For such a lengthy response trying to justify that he is NOT infact Cartman, he proved he is.
PabloHoneyOle
Note: Revelation, you joined 3 minutes after Cartman last logged in this morning.

What are the odds of that? I'll have someone check IP addresses to make sure they are 1:1.
Pieface
Take this elsewhere guys. I think hes introduced himself. And the IP Address doesn't show anything up.
FuddMan
IP address doesn't show anything because it's a proxy smile.gif But yeah, leave off him, we'll see how it pans out.
PabloHoneyOle
Oh sorry, I just thought this was for new members, not old members with a new name.
Pieface
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 10:23 PM) [snapback]1488747[/snapback]
Oh sorry, I just thought this was for new members, not old members with a new name.


Thats not up to you to decide.
DiO
Using a proxy. Lol. I can't believe how entertaining the last 2 pages were.
PabloHoneyOle
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QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 10:23 PM) [snapback]1488747[/snapback]
Oh sorry, I just thought this was for new members, not old members with a new name.


Thats not up to you to decide.

You're right. I'll leave that up to the topic title.
koneko
QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 11:10 AM) [snapback]1488636[/snapback]
Let me see if I understand the premise here correctly:

I am a noob, and as such I am subjected to the same treatment that all noobs are until my post count reaches more than... 100, was it? Standard procedure for any internet forum, I believe. Understandable. I will document this in my log as part of my research.

Good luck... my post count is 221 and I'm pretty sure there are a number of people here who are less than fond of me.


...but I still give them noshuns. wub.gif
None for you though. NOT YET!! mad.gif
Massacre
QUOTE(koneko @ Mar 6 2009, 01:32 PM) [snapback]1488868[/snapback]
Good luck... my post count is 221 and I'm pretty sure there are a number of people here who are less than fond of me.


...but I still give them noshuns. wub.gif
None for you though. NOT YET!! mad.gif

Show me these people, I don't believe it. Everyone loves you.
koneko
Lol it doesn't bother me, it's just a fact of life.
Hardcore Ottoman
Ah, bad philosophy. You can assume that there is a doubtful chance everyone likes you but that does not mean people dislike you, and that such is a fact if there ever existed such a thing outside of the languages used to describe it.

It's also incorrect to say anything is bad too... just not preferred.

My wrist hurts.
DiO
QUOTE(punxtr @ Mar 12 2009, 10:07 PM) [snapback]1489926[/snapback]
My wrist hurts.



Stop cutting them.
Hardcore Ottoman
Actually I like to think it's because I ran into a wall playing racquetball... but that's a fat chance anyone would believe that. Might as well try! biggrin.gif
Massacre
So, the chronic masturbation is just coincidental?
TreeFitty
When did the new member intro topic become the asylum? blink.gif
TwoFacedTanner
Somewhere around Mar 5 2009, 12:49 PM
koneko
Shh... just go with it...
Massacre
Revelation hasn't been around any more...
Pieface
Move it into the Asylum now. Read the rules off the topic (On the 1st page Stotic).
Skychat
This thread gave me a redirect to a malware page.



Full Metal Monkey
QUOTE(Skychat @ Mar 21 2009, 11:17 AM) [snapback]1491430[/snapback]
This thread gave me a redirect to a malware page.




Thats most likely because of the photos that have been linked from other sites.
Revelation
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 04:08 PM) [snapback]1488719[/snapback]
Note: Revelation, you joined 3 minutes after Cartman last logged in this morning.

What are the odds of that? I'll have someone check IP addresses to make sure they are 1:1.

Still think we're the same person? Seems to me that we're both logged on right now.
TreeFitty
QUOTE(Revelation @ May 5 2009, 04:26 PM) [snapback]1500336[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 04:08 PM) [snapback]1488719[/snapback]
Note: Revelation, you joined 3 minutes after Cartman last logged in this morning.

What are the odds of that? I'll have someone check IP addresses to make sure they are 1:1.

Still think we're the same person? Seems to me that we're both logged on right now.


rolleyes.gif
Marney1
I have never seen Cartman or Revelation on here EVER and now they're here together.
PabloHoneyOle
QUOTE(Revelation @ May 5 2009, 04:26 PM) [snapback]1500336[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 04:08 PM) [snapback]1488719[/snapback]
Note: Revelation, you joined 3 minutes after Cartman last logged in this morning.

What are the odds of that? I'll have someone check IP addresses to make sure they are 1:1.

Still think we're the same person? Seems to me that we're both logged on right now.

In firefox and IE? Wow. Neat. You're not the only one with duplicate accounts. You and Analogkid.

QUOTE(marney1 @ May 5 2009, 04:50 PM) [snapback]1500344[/snapback]
I have never seen Cartman or Revelation on here EVER and now they're here together.

Yeah, that is funny. Cartman comes back after a month at sea on a gay cruise ship; sees that people know he has a duplicate account then logs in using another browser. It must be fate that two faggots share the same birthday and same weak posting style.

Revelation also joined the site the day Cartman announced he was leaving in his gay rant and rave about how he was leaving, only to come back and use both of his accounts again.
Marney1
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ May 5 2009, 09:59 PM) [snapback]1500346[/snapback]
QUOTE(Revelation @ May 5 2009, 04:26 PM) [snapback]1500336[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 04:08 PM) [snapback]1488719[/snapback]
Note: Revelation, you joined 3 minutes after Cartman last logged in this morning.

What are the odds of that? I'll have someone check IP addresses to make sure they are 1:1.

Still think we're the same person? Seems to me that we're both logged on right now.

In firefox and IE? Wow. Neat. You're not the only one with duplicate accounts. You and Analogkid.

QUOTE(marney1 @ May 5 2009, 04:50 PM) [snapback]1500344[/snapback]
I have never seen Cartman or Revelation on here EVER and now they're here together.

Yeah, that is funny. Cartman comes back after a month at sea on a gay cruise ship; sees that people know he has a duplicate account then logs in using another browser. It must be fate that two faggots share the same birthday and same weak posting style.

Revelation also joined the site the day Cartman announced he was leaving in his gay rant and rave about how he was leaving, only to come back and use both of his accounts again.


I don't think anyone should speculate though, I mean it's quite possible it could just be coincidence.......................cough.
TheAnalogKid2112
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ May 5 2009, 01:59 PM) [snapback]1500346[/snapback]
QUOTE(Revelation @ May 5 2009, 04:26 PM) [snapback]1500336[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 04:08 PM) [snapback]1488719[/snapback]
Note: Revelation, you joined 3 minutes after Cartman last logged in this morning.

What are the odds of that? I'll have someone check IP addresses to make sure they are 1:1.

Still think we're the same person? Seems to me that we're both logged on right now.

In firefox and IE? Wow. Neat. You're not the only one with duplicate accounts. You and Analogkid.

Hey man I don't want any trouble! snf (31).gif
cokebear
hi I'm CokeBear.. I'm new to the site but not the GTA Series.. I have had the game for a while but restarted it and also have the 100% completion checklist going smile.gif
TheAnalogKid2112
Welcome to the site, dude! smile.gif Have fun, and be sure to get situated before you enter the Asylum, cause that'll drive you right back where you came.
Indy
Make sure you properly introduce yourself by creating a topic in the asylum.
nina110
Hello everyone! Nina from Canada and new here.. Glad to join here and meet new friends..

Have a great day and nice to meet you all guys!
Marney1
QUOTE(nina110 @ Aug 7 2009, 04:24 AM) [snapback]1517086[/snapback]
Hello everyone! Nina from Canada and new here.. Glad to join here and meet new friends..

Have a great day and nice to meet you all guys!

Hello smile.gif
What are you trying to sell?
Apocolyptic Diety
I don't even know why we do this, after all, I know none of you on here on PSN. I'm a guy who likes gta and is bitter about the DLC exclusives Xbox has for gta. BTW, anyone else hear anything more about TLAD possibly coming to PS3 this month? I know, its off topic. Any help is apreciated.
TheAnalogKid2112
QUOTE(nina110 @ Aug 6 2009, 08:24 PM) [snapback]1517086[/snapback]
Nina from Canada

God damn it..
Corporate_Nothing
HAY GUISE smile.gif

So I haven't been here in five years, but I googled myself and realized I still have a profile here, so...sup?
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