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post Oct 2 2011, 02:16 PM
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CJ just woke up outside a hospital. The first thing that happens is a man with light colored shirt and grey hair say something about how CJ stinks. What happens then is I give a negative replay and CJ replies something moderately rude. The man gets angry and says "You have forced me into action". laugh.gif I just laugh and do nothing, CJ have every health stat on max, plus 100% fat, so the hits aren't hurting much. The next thing he says, is "Violence is last resort". roll2.gif
It took him a few minutes to waste CJ, but it was fun so I let him do it.

Next time CJ wakes up, two more people complain about how he smells. XD.png I used to think the insults were random, but now I'm not so sure. Maybe CJ stinks if he doesn't change often enough?



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post Nov 1 2011, 02:29 AM
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Woman on Tractor, at the Palamino Creek library: "Move it, idiot!"
And who was the idiot blocking her way? It was one of the trees close the the library. She was stuck in between it and the wall. tongue.gif


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