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post Oct 2 2011, 02:16 PM
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CJ just woke up outside a hospital. The first thing that happens is a man with light colored shirt and grey hair say something about how CJ stinks. What happens then is I give a negative replay and CJ replies something moderately rude. The man gets angry and says "You have forced me into action". laugh.gif I just laugh and do nothing, CJ have every health stat on max, plus 100% fat, so the hits aren't hurting much. The next thing he says, is "Violence is last resort". roll2.gif
It took him a few minutes to waste CJ, but it was fun so I let him do it.

Next time CJ wakes up, two more people complain about how he smells. XD.png I used to think the insults were random, but now I'm not so sure. Maybe CJ stinks if he doesn't change often enough?



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post Oct 22 2011, 06:46 AM
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It is funny to play with satchel charges, stick many of them on all sides of a vehicle and see it go high in the air. I placed many charges on the left side of an Ambulance outside of the Johnson House , in the middle of the round space. When I set off the charges, the last I saw was the fireball, and the Ambulance was not seen after that. It had apparently landed in Ryder's backyard, because his Picador exploded a bit later. tongue.gif

I also put one charge on a drug dealer, everyone who saw it ran away in panic, but the dealer did not care. They are so easily provoked and trigger happy, so it was strange.



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