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post Feb 21 2011, 06:37 PM
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I want a Cold War martial arts film between Jason Statham (MI6), Matt Damon (CIA) and Jet Li (god damned Communist). I was watching a couple of their films, Lock Stock, Mechanic, Unleashed, Bourne, etc, and was thinking, that would be awesome. Maybe get some supporting characters, like that Ong Bok dude, or the Comedian guy from Watchmen. It would be great to have a lot of witty humor and satirical jokes about the cold war and the future.


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post Feb 22 2011, 05:09 PM
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I'll break this down by genre:

Comic Book Movies
1. I'd like to see a decent X-Men movie. The first one was good, but everything since then has sucked, and they've only gotten worse. Sure, Wolverine was ok. But there is just one incident in that movie that contradicts something that happened in X-Men 2, and it bothers me. In Wolverine, Striker shoots Logan in the head - twice - with adamantium bullets, saying that those are the only kind of bullets that could pierce the adamantium bonded to Wolverine's skull. Oh really? Then how come in X2 a police officer is able to shoot Logan in the head with a normal bullet and bring him down? Are you really going to tell me that he shot Logan in the exact same spot that Striker shot him? And for further proof that this is horeshit, what about in the first movie where they show that the adamantium has only bonded to portions of Logan's skull, but in Wolverine his whole skull is shown as having bonded with the stuff? Like I said, they have all sucked. Make a decent freaking move, and please don't use Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier. "Cyclops, if you aren't careful, you'll only piss off Worf"

2. I'd like to see them actually shut down production on the new Spider-Man movie seeing as Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst won't be in it. This just reeks of the old Batman movies from the 80s/90s with a new Bruce Wayne every couple of flicks. You've had a good run, now put the series on the shelf.

3. I'd like to see them shut down production on the new Hulk movie seeing as Edward Norton isn't going to be in it. They distanced themselves from the Ang Lee version quite well, and the whole Iron Man/Avengers angle seemed like it was going to kick ass. But now Norton has been thrown out of the project, and it's going to suck. And if you do make a new Hulk movie, please dear god would somebody fill Nick Fury's role with someone other than Samuel L. Jackson? Please?

4. I'd like to see them do a decent Spawn movie. The one with John Leguizamo as the clown sucked. Spawn is a great character, and I think he's got marketable appeal. But the movie they did was bad, and needs to be rebooted. Completely.


Video Games
1. I'd like to see someone take the existing Resident Evil franchise and scrap it. The only thing it has in common with the game is its name. Ok, so there are zombies, and they've referenced Umbrella. That doesn't make it a movie based on a game. It makes it a movie with the same name as a game. Someone needs to scrap the existing movies and reboot this thing the right way.

2. I am still hoping for a sequel to the Hitman movie. Timothy Olyphant did a good job as 47, even if the dialogue sounded forced and he over-acted quite a bit. At the end of the first movie, he gets away and the girl ends up getting the money to start up her vineyard, and everybody is happy. But he's an assassin, so he's got to have more jobs coming in, right? Let's give him some jobs to do and watch him blow shit up. Another Hitman movie would be good.


Board/Role-Playing/Other Games
1. I agree that they shouldn't be allowed to just slap "Dungeons and Dragons" onto any hack-and-slash movie just because WotC wants to make a few bucks. If you want to make a D&D movie, then make a real D&D movie and wipe the memory of the existing franchise from our minds. Take one of the original 2E modules or boxed adventures and turn that into a movie. Night Below would be a great example as it's lengthy and could be turned into 3 movies easily. I know they'd have to take some liberties, but if I had to see a Beholder taking orders from a couple of low-level mercenaries, then I think they owe me.

2. Shadowrun would be good to base a movie off of, but I'm afraid it would turn into a reboot of Johnny Mnemonic. And with NRS being cured, they couldn't possibly do a sequel. But they could do another movie based on the genre, couldn't they?


That's all I've got at the moment. I may have more later.


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- Heartless   Since all the new films are crap, what would you want?   Feb 21 2011, 06:37 PM
- - Marney1   I want to see a new gangster film with Robert De N...   Feb 21 2011, 06:42 PM
- - Massacre   ^ I think someone's trying to get them all tog...   Feb 21 2011, 08:49 PM
- - Heartless   But that Deadpool in Wolverine wasn't actually...   Feb 21 2011, 10:57 PM
- - Massacre   The planned Deadpool movie was going to completely...   Feb 21 2011, 11:36 PM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 21 2011, 06:36 PM) ...   Feb 22 2011, 04:27 AM
- - Tranque   A homosexual mafia member falls in love with the C...   Feb 22 2011, 03:33 AM
- - Massacre   QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 21 2011, 10:33 PM) A...   Feb 22 2011, 05:40 AM
- - Severus Snape   I'll break this down by genre: Comic Book Mov...   Feb 22 2011, 05:09 PM
- - Massacre   What's wrong with Samuel L. Jackson? I like th...   Feb 22 2011, 05:22 PM
- - Heartless   A Shadowrun movie would be awesome. It would be th...   Feb 22 2011, 06:08 PM
- - Handsome B Wonderful   Hopefully, between getting blown to bits by terror...   Feb 23 2011, 10:40 AM
- - demon   I don't know what unmade film to wish for. I h...   Feb 23 2011, 11:46 AM
- - Handsome B Wonderful   btw, here's hoping "The Thing" prequ...   Feb 23 2011, 03:14 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   RE: Since all the new films are crap, what would you want?   Feb 23 2011, 04:55 PM
- - Massacre   What a great few seconds that movie had. Not that ...   Feb 23 2011, 07:32 PM
- - DiO   QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 21 2011, 10:33 PM) A...   Feb 26 2011, 01:44 AM
- - Massacre   Most faithful video game adaptation, for sure. And...   Feb 26 2011, 01:51 AM
- - Qdeathstar   I thought that the Resident Evil movies were good....   Feb 28 2011, 04:44 AM
- - Massacre   The movies themselves weren't bad, as regular ...   Feb 28 2011, 05:08 AM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 28 2011, 12:08 AM) ...   Feb 28 2011, 05:23 AM
- - Massacre   They get bonus points for not giving the zombies t...   Feb 28 2011, 05:32 AM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 28 2011, 12:32 AM) ...   Feb 28 2011, 06:02 AM
- - Massacre   The genetic mutant with a giant tongue bounced aro...   Feb 28 2011, 07:11 AM
- - demon   I want a film with J-Lo, Kim Basinger, and... Damn...   Feb 28 2011, 07:45 AM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (demon @ Feb 28 2011, 02:45 AM) I w...   Feb 28 2011, 07:23 PM
|- - demon   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 28 2011, 08:23 PM) ...   Mar 1 2011, 10:45 PM
- - Tranque   I would like a psychological thriller that uses ch...   Feb 28 2011, 03:18 PM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 28 2011, 10:18 AM) I...   Feb 28 2011, 04:54 PM
- - Tranque   Silent Hill 2 did that exceptionally the Malign Pa...   Feb 28 2011, 05:25 PM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 28 2011, 12:25 PM) S...   Feb 28 2011, 07:14 PM
- - Handsome B Wonderful   Action-Porn-Thriller would be the perfect genre fo...   Mar 1 2011, 11:54 PM
- - King Kenny   rihanna in a porno, or atleast getting her kit off...   Mar 2 2011, 12:05 AM
- - demon   Megan Fox was one of the names I couldn't reca...   Mar 2 2011, 08:42 AM
- - Stoic Person Eater   I'd like a big budget 3D gangbang with everyon...   Mar 2 2011, 05:02 PM
- - Massacre   Good list, but unless Julia Roberts is in a brutal...   Mar 2 2011, 07:43 PM
- - Bulkstack   Come on Massacre sustained sexual violence is not ...   Mar 2 2011, 08:27 PM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (Bulkstack @ Mar 2 2011, 03:27 PM) ...   Mar 2 2011, 11:21 PM
- - King Kenny   Got to love how ive managed to turn this topic fro...   Mar 2 2011, 09:15 PM
- - Bulkstack   ooohhhh i would like a nice hot and sticky spoonin...   Mar 2 2011, 11:29 PM


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