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post Feb 21 2011, 06:37 PM
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I want a Cold War martial arts film between Jason Statham (MI6), Matt Damon (CIA) and Jet Li (god damned Communist). I was watching a couple of their films, Lock Stock, Mechanic, Unleashed, Bourne, etc, and was thinking, that would be awesome. Maybe get some supporting characters, like that Ong Bok dude, or the Comedian guy from Watchmen. It would be great to have a lot of witty humor and satirical jokes about the cold war and the future.


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post Feb 22 2011, 05:40 AM
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QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 21 2011, 10:33 PM) *
A homosexual mafia member falls in love with the Capo D'regime and blackmailers from the Yakuza threaten to oust them to not only their ranks but that of the mafia. Together they shoot the fuck out of the Yakuza and eventually silence the Consiglieri who happens to have sold out the family multiple times to the japs for money and knows of their passionate love.

Lots of sex scenes, bullet time, torture scenes and oranges.

You pick the actors.

Joe Pesci and Willem Dafoe. With beards.

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Again, the Deadpool one doesn't stand a chance if it's not R rated.

With the Zombieland writers and possibly Robert Rodriguez, it was bound to be R-rated.


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- Heartless   Since all the new films are crap, what would you want?   Feb 21 2011, 06:37 PM
- - Marney1   I want to see a new gangster film with Robert De N...   Feb 21 2011, 06:42 PM
- - Massacre   ^ I think someone's trying to get them all tog...   Feb 21 2011, 08:49 PM
- - Heartless   But that Deadpool in Wolverine wasn't actually...   Feb 21 2011, 10:57 PM
- - Massacre   The planned Deadpool movie was going to completely...   Feb 21 2011, 11:36 PM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 21 2011, 06:36 PM) ...   Feb 22 2011, 04:27 AM
- - Tranque   A homosexual mafia member falls in love with the C...   Feb 22 2011, 03:33 AM
- - Massacre   QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 21 2011, 10:33 PM) A...   Feb 22 2011, 05:40 AM
- - Severus Snape   I'll break this down by genre: Comic Book Mov...   Feb 22 2011, 05:09 PM
- - Massacre   What's wrong with Samuel L. Jackson? I like th...   Feb 22 2011, 05:22 PM
- - Heartless   A Shadowrun movie would be awesome. It would be th...   Feb 22 2011, 06:08 PM
- - Handsome B Wonderful   Hopefully, between getting blown to bits by terror...   Feb 23 2011, 10:40 AM
- - demon   I don't know what unmade film to wish for. I h...   Feb 23 2011, 11:46 AM
- - Handsome B Wonderful   btw, here's hoping "The Thing" prequ...   Feb 23 2011, 03:14 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   RE: Since all the new films are crap, what would you want?   Feb 23 2011, 04:55 PM
- - Massacre   What a great few seconds that movie had. Not that ...   Feb 23 2011, 07:32 PM
- - DiO   QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 21 2011, 10:33 PM) A...   Feb 26 2011, 01:44 AM
- - Massacre   Most faithful video game adaptation, for sure. And...   Feb 26 2011, 01:51 AM
- - Qdeathstar   I thought that the Resident Evil movies were good....   Feb 28 2011, 04:44 AM
- - Massacre   The movies themselves weren't bad, as regular ...   Feb 28 2011, 05:08 AM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 28 2011, 12:08 AM) ...   Feb 28 2011, 05:23 AM
- - Massacre   They get bonus points for not giving the zombies t...   Feb 28 2011, 05:32 AM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 28 2011, 12:32 AM) ...   Feb 28 2011, 06:02 AM
- - Massacre   The genetic mutant with a giant tongue bounced aro...   Feb 28 2011, 07:11 AM
- - demon   I want a film with J-Lo, Kim Basinger, and... Damn...   Feb 28 2011, 07:45 AM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (demon @ Feb 28 2011, 02:45 AM) I w...   Feb 28 2011, 07:23 PM
|- - demon   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 28 2011, 08:23 PM) ...   Mar 1 2011, 10:45 PM
- - Tranque   I would like a psychological thriller that uses ch...   Feb 28 2011, 03:18 PM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 28 2011, 10:18 AM) I...   Feb 28 2011, 04:54 PM
- - Tranque   Silent Hill 2 did that exceptionally the Malign Pa...   Feb 28 2011, 05:25 PM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 28 2011, 12:25 PM) S...   Feb 28 2011, 07:14 PM
- - Handsome B Wonderful   Action-Porn-Thriller would be the perfect genre fo...   Mar 1 2011, 11:54 PM
- - King Kenny   rihanna in a porno, or atleast getting her kit off...   Mar 2 2011, 12:05 AM
- - demon   Megan Fox was one of the names I couldn't reca...   Mar 2 2011, 08:42 AM
- - Stoic Person Eater   I'd like a big budget 3D gangbang with everyon...   Mar 2 2011, 05:02 PM
- - Massacre   Good list, but unless Julia Roberts is in a brutal...   Mar 2 2011, 07:43 PM
- - Bulkstack   Come on Massacre sustained sexual violence is not ...   Mar 2 2011, 08:27 PM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (Bulkstack @ Mar 2 2011, 03:27 PM) ...   Mar 2 2011, 11:21 PM
- - King Kenny   Got to love how ive managed to turn this topic fro...   Mar 2 2011, 09:15 PM
- - Bulkstack   ooohhhh i would like a nice hot and sticky spoonin...   Mar 2 2011, 11:29 PM


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