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post Feb 17 2011, 04:34 AM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 26 2010, 04:28 PM) *
I've found it's impossible to be more human than human. Inhuman, however, is easy.

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post Feb 17 2011, 07:20 AM
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godamn ads... i thought for about 10 seconds you posted a trailer for battle: los angeles... i am about to give up on zombie games though... so many have hit the market in the past 3 years that i don't even want to try the next one... this one takes place on a resort island, right?? an outbreak takes over the island... children, mothers, and cheap mexican help are subject to the disease... and lemme guess, it's up to you to save the day??

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.


You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Qdeathstar   Interesting...   Feb 17 2011, 04:34 AM
- - Tranque   Fucking depressing   Feb 17 2011, 05:06 AM
- - Massacre   Well, it's a longshot, but here's hoping t...   Feb 17 2011, 05:54 AM
- - Marney1   Well, I dunno what to say........dead kids ftw?   Feb 17 2011, 05:56 AM
- - Massacre   Yes. Dead kids ftw.   Feb 17 2011, 06:29 AM
- - bOnEs   godamn ads... i thought for about 10 seconds you p...   Feb 17 2011, 07:20 AM
- - DuPz0r   I love it. If this game comes out, i dunno how the...   Feb 17 2011, 07:31 AM
- - Heartless   And Memento. Ten bucks says amazing, ground breaki...   Feb 17 2011, 09:47 AM
|- - Qdeathstar   QUOTE (Heartless @ Feb 17 2011, 10:47 AM)...   Feb 17 2011, 12:56 PM
- - Tranque   Or you play as a zany zombie lawyer who tired to g...   Feb 17 2011, 01:05 PM
- - Heartless   The Jew would always eat the child flesh, free soa...   Feb 17 2011, 03:22 PM
- - Marney1   Gameplay looks awesome!!! Dead Islan...   Feb 17 2011, 03:43 PM
|- - Edgecrusher   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 17 2011, 03:43 PM) G...   Feb 17 2011, 05:30 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 17 2011, 10:43 AM) D...   Feb 17 2011, 08:23 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Feb 17 2011, 08...   Feb 17 2011, 08:28 PM
- - Tranque   Yo imma let you finish but if we keep changing thi...   Feb 17 2011, 04:26 PM
- - Massacre   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Feb 17 2011, 02:31 AM) I ...   Feb 17 2011, 06:58 PM
- - Marney1   Weird, that link worked yesterday. I think that g...   Feb 17 2011, 08:11 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   http://www.co-optimus.com/article/5488/mor...-an-a...   Feb 17 2011, 08:33 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   RE: Interesting...   Feb 17 2011, 09:28 PM
- - Massacre   Thinking further on this, I'm pretty sure most...   Feb 17 2011, 11:36 PM
- - Marney1   Fuck kids! The catholic church do.......   Feb 18 2011, 01:30 AM
- - Massacre   I used to. It's 16+ for me now. Anything young...   Feb 18 2011, 01:52 AM
- - Marney1   I fucked a 12 year old girl once, I was 12 too btw...   Feb 18 2011, 03:23 AM

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