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post Feb 9 2011, 01:06 AM
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post Feb 10 2011, 04:04 PM
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doesn't play well with others...

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fuck you, i was drunk when i posted that...

@demon - no, get them out of here... i am sick of getting stuck behind someone driving 5 MPH in a 45 MPH zone... even in michigan, where you should be used to driving in snow, you still get the people that are afraid to give it a little gas for fear of slipping... when in fact, driving slower causes you to slide or get stuck in a drift...

i get right up on peoples asses when they do that, just to put a little more fear into them... "why is driving so close to me?!?! if i have to stop he'll run right into me!!!!"...


QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.


You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Qdeathstar   Why the hell would anyone want to live in NYC?   Feb 9 2011, 01:06 AM
- - TreeFitty   Sucks to live in those neighborhoods.   Feb 9 2011, 01:29 AM
|- - TreeFitty   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 8 2011, 08:29 PM) ...   Feb 10 2011, 02:31 AM
- - Qdeathstar   which is where 90 percent of the population is.   Feb 9 2011, 04:29 AM
- - Massacre   Heh, rat igloos.   Feb 9 2011, 05:06 AM
|- - demon   Strange, I didn't see anything about thawing b...   Feb 9 2011, 05:45 AM
- - Heartless   NYC is the second largest city in the world. Of co...   Feb 9 2011, 07:03 AM
- - Tranque   I live in NYC and the snow crippled everything due...   Feb 10 2011, 02:20 AM
- - demon   QUOTE NYC is the second largest city in the world....   Feb 10 2011, 02:28 AM
|- - Heartless   QUOTE (demon @ Feb 9 2011, 09:28 PM) QUOT...   Feb 10 2011, 09:04 AM
- - Mattay   I'm so glad I don't live in a fucking city...   Feb 10 2011, 03:34 AM
- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Feb 8 2011, 08:06 PM)...   Feb 10 2011, 04:15 AM
|- - Severus Snape   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 9 2011, 10:15 PM) QUOT...   Feb 10 2011, 03:29 PM
- - Massacre   ^ Ditto. Love me some frozen wasteland.   Feb 10 2011, 07:37 AM
- - demon   It's so funny how a few inches of snow can par...   Feb 10 2011, 12:04 PM
- - bOnEs   fuck you, i was drunk when i posted that... @demo...   Feb 10 2011, 04:04 PM
|- - Severus Snape   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 10 2011, 10:04 AM) fuc...   Feb 10 2011, 07:32 PM
- - TreeFitty   ^same. I put my truck in 4 wheel and keep going th...   Feb 10 2011, 07:09 PM
|- - OptimumPx   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 10 2011, 02:09 PM)...   Feb 12 2011, 01:32 PM
- - Massacre   C-c-c-cocaine.   Feb 10 2011, 07:35 PM
- - Heartless   RE: Why the hell would anyone want to live in NYC?   Feb 10 2011, 10:05 PM
- - demon   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 10 2011, 05:04 PM) fuc...   Feb 11 2011, 12:22 AM
- - TreeFitty   Something like this would be a reason to not wanna...   Feb 13 2011, 02:54 AM
- - demon   Mental illness. Just pray that no one finds out he...   Feb 13 2011, 11:17 AM
- - Dirty Red   QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Feb 9 2011, 02:06 AM)...   Feb 17 2011, 02:56 AM
|- - Qdeathstar   QUOTE (Dirty Red @ Feb 17 2011, 03:56 AM)...   Feb 17 2011, 04:05 AM
- - TreeFitty   RE: Why the hell would anyone want to live in NYC?   Feb 17 2011, 03:02 AM
- - basicked   if thats the same storm i'm thinking about, it...   Oct 30 2011, 12:17 PM
- - demon   You mean they actually used to pick up garbage in ...   Oct 30 2011, 10:06 PM

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