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> 007 Blood Stone, a must rent...
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post Jan 30 2011, 05:15 PM
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and THAT's just the first chapter, seriously... if you are looking for a game to play for a couple of days then this is the ticket... it took me 7 hours but, i am sure some of your can do it in 5... this was mostly slammed by reviewers and i don't know why... the very repetitive gunfights, bland graphics (only up close), and mediocre story?? this is exactly why i don't read much into reviews...

if you want to be james bond, you will feel like you are... i got sucked into the world of james bond and it kept me on the edge of my seat for the entire 7 hours!! there's not a lot of games that can do that... but the action in this game was intense when you thought it was getting slow... a car chase when you started to get tired of the enemies, and it just downright has "uncharted" like moments around every turn!! stuff was constantly blowing up, and OMG, the car chase sequences were UNBELIEVABLE!! this was like playing a $200 million dollar hollywood production...

you usually get the opportunity in just about every new area to play it stealthy, and the game usually lets you get as far as you can by utilizing stealth takedowns and using your silenced PPK... but when your spotted, a new dimension of james bond kicks in, and that's the one where you kill everything in sight!!

the game utilizes the regenerative health system, and it is 80% of the time, a cover-to-cover style of 3rd person stealth/shooter, with about a half-dozen car chases sprinkled in... i don't know what else to say, it's intense/dramatic/fun/fast-paced/epic/uncharted-esque, and makes you say WTF or OMG a hell of a lot...

seriously, if you want some mindless fun with a mediocre game, get this!! meidocre in the sense that you've played a game similar to this... but mindless fun because you ARE james bond and all the good fun that comes with the 00 status biggrin.gif... THIS GAME IS A MUST RENT!! rental because it's very short but, not short on action!! it's has over the top goodness!!

8/10...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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