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post Dec 26 2010, 09:20 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 26 2010, 02:54 PM) *
I think bOnEs' haul topped everyone else's. Congrats on getting sucked into the Sims 3, you'll feel the need to buy all three expansions soon Never mind, you got the PS3 version. As for the dehydrator, what a victory that gift is. I've been making spicy deer jerky for the past week, so I love dehydrators.

Also, if Stoic got Christmas weed, too, this holiday was pure win for the stoners. Sexy didn't mention getting weed, though.

about damn time too, i've only been asking for the dehydrator for a couple years now... my friend ruined my last one by placing it on a hot stove... it melted... idiot... ...i've been wanting to make jerky again, i wish i had some venison though, that's the best kind of jerky...

EDIT: come on, you know EA can't pass up the chance to make some money from the networks... the expansions are coming eventually... and i'll probably have to buy them as well... sigh... damn you will wright!! the only problem is i can't mod the sims but that's OK, this version isn't too shabby for a console version... they didn't gimp it this time around... it really feels like a sims experience, and that's 10x more than i can say about the previous sim choices on the consoles... the sims: bustin' out on the gamecube was probably the best effort before sims 3...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Dec 26 2010, 11:22 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 27 2010, 06:54 AM) *
I think bOnEs' haul topped everyone else's. Congrats on getting sucked into the Sims 3, you'll feel the need to buy all three expansions soon Never mind, you got the PS3 version. As for the dehydrator, what a victory that gift is. I've been making spicy deer jerky for the past week, so I love dehydrators.

Also, if Stoic got Christmas weed, too, this holiday was pure win for the stoners. Sexy didn't mention getting weed, though.

I was not so fortunate.


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post Dec 27 2010, 12:09 AM
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i didn't expect it but, $20 worth of hash is a welcomed gift biggrin.gif... it'll last me probably a month or more as i use it sparingly on bowls... i'm still stoked about the dehydrator though... more so than the hash i think....

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Dec 27 2010, 02:38 AM
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You should be.

I have so much jerky in my house...


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post Dec 27 2010, 03:18 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 25 2010, 03:42 PM) *
Money from most people, little weed from my cousin. It all worked out.

Ironically, all the money I got for Christmas turned into weed a few hours after it was received.

I also got the Sims 3, and it's fucking addicting. I didn't go to bed until 3AM last night. Also got Black Ops, new shorts, a new watch from the Mrs. and few movies.

The greatest gift is that my wife went to see her parents for Christmas, leaving me with an empty house to play videogames and smoke weed in.
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post Dec 27 2010, 05:39 PM
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QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Dec 27 2010, 03:18 PM) *
The greatest gift is that my wife went to see her parents for Christmas, leaving me with an empty house to play videogames and smoke weed in.


you lucky git!


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post Dec 27 2010, 07:24 PM
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bOnEs and Stoic tie for first.


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QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2009, 03:43 AM) *
Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Dec 27 2010, 10:39 PM
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A bunch of clothes, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, more chocolate blink.gif , red wine, liquor, and some envelopes with money. It's all I remember right now.


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That's for you ^
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post Dec 27 2010, 11:23 PM
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post Dec 27 2010, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE (Psy @ Dec 27 2010, 11:23 PM) *
I got a new car smile.gif


Oh look, a 1.8 Astra VVT SRi.
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post Dec 27 2010, 11:36 PM
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Thats the one. I'm gonna risk it all by driving it to and parking it in Liverpool on wednesday though ohmy.gif


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post Dec 27 2010, 11:47 PM
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QUOTE (Psy @ Dec 28 2010, 12:23 AM) *
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No kidding? That's awesome. Did it take you long to unwrap it? lol
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post Dec 27 2010, 11:53 PM
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QUOTE (Psy @ Dec 27 2010, 11:36 PM) *
Thats the one. I'm gonna risk it all by driving it to and parking it in Liverpool on wednesday though ohmy.gif


Where?


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post Dec 28 2010, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE (Pieface @ Dec 28 2010, 12:05 AM) *
QUOTE (Psy @ Dec 27 2010, 11:36 PM) *
Thats the one. I'm gonna risk it all by driving it to and parking it in Liverpool on wednesday though ohmy.gif


Where?

Anfield for the match against Wolves. @Psy - Don't you park it in the Stanley Park car park?


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post Dec 28 2010, 02:56 PM
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Nah, park just along the road from The Sandon. Walton Breck Road or something.


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post Dec 28 2010, 03:21 PM
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wow, someone's family has money evil (15).gif... is your hot sister still on the market?!


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Dec 28 2010, 06:23 PM
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Psy you lucky git. Did your parents buy you it?


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post Dec 28 2010, 07:12 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Dec 28 2010, 10:21 AM) *
wow, someone's family has money evil (15).gif... is your passable (for a Brit) sister still on the market?!

Sorry, not my taste...


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post Dec 28 2010, 07:26 PM
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your problem is you use too much cumin...

i am not too picky anymore... the only thing i turn down is fat chicks, and buck-teeth... i am starting to find smokers repulsive too now that i've quit... i feel bad for the women who kissed my ashtray breath in the past... but i didn't hear no complaints so fuck it...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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