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post Dec 25 2010, 02:03 PM
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Just curious, what did you all get?
Anything awesome?


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post Dec 26 2010, 04:30 PM
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doesn't play well with others...
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$300 in checks (which go towards my laptop i bought a month ago), a $50 kohl's gift card, a food dehydrator, a new toaster, some hash biggrin.gif, and the sims 3... i've been playing sims 3 since christmas eve... i think i played it for 12 hours straight yesterday... ridiculous...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Indy   Christmas presents   Dec 25 2010, 02:03 PM
- - ViceMan   Lots of clothing, in other words nothing of any in...   Dec 25 2010, 02:55 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   3 dildos, a pocket dildo, some Crisco and Primus...   Dec 25 2010, 05:49 PM
- - Tranque   Pants. Oh and possibly a writing tablet for my ne...   Dec 25 2010, 05:53 PM
- - Massacre   Money from most people, little weed from my cousin...   Dec 25 2010, 08:42 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 25 2010, 03:42 PM) ...   Dec 27 2010, 03:18 PM
|- - DuPz0r   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Dec 27 2010, 03...   Dec 27 2010, 05:39 PM
- - Marney1   Clothes from the wife but no GT5, I'll kill he...   Dec 25 2010, 10:20 PM
- - DuPz0r   I got a load of clothes, aftershave and RDR-Undead...   Dec 25 2010, 11:42 PM
- - Fido 15   A cozy sweater.   Dec 26 2010, 01:22 AM
- - Marney1   Anyone know how to get rid of a body?   Dec 26 2010, 01:33 AM
- - Massacre   Saw the limbs off and while they're dissolving...   Dec 26 2010, 02:23 AM
- - Marney1   Thanks, she's still warm atm, something I...   Dec 26 2010, 02:57 AM
- - Massacre   Post it on the Gold Board.   Dec 26 2010, 03:13 AM
- - Mental Istid   Not a damn thing. I'm drunk on Christmas, agai...   Dec 26 2010, 04:03 AM
- - Massacre   Well, yeah, of course you are. You have to be. The...   Dec 26 2010, 04:08 AM
- - Mental Istid   Christmas is a jew plot to destroy German traditio...   Dec 26 2010, 04:15 AM
- - Kamahl   chocolates, stuff for my car and clothes...   Dec 26 2010, 07:27 AM
- - Darth Sexy   Santa is a Jew shopkeeper. In other news, I scor...   Dec 26 2010, 10:28 AM
- - TreeFitty   I got some clothes that I actually needed. Why go ...   Dec 26 2010, 11:29 AM
- - bOnEs   $300 in checks (which go towards my laptop i ...   Dec 26 2010, 04:30 PM
- - Massacre   I think bOnEs' haul topped everyone else's...   Dec 26 2010, 07:54 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 26 2010, 02:54 PM) ...   Dec 26 2010, 09:20 PM
|- - Darth Sexy   QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 27 2010, 06:54 AM) ...   Dec 26 2010, 11:22 PM
- - bOnEs   i didn't expect it but, $20 worth of hash...   Dec 27 2010, 12:09 AM
- - Massacre   You should be. I have so much jerky in my house....   Dec 27 2010, 02:38 AM
- - Massacre   bOnEs and Stoic tie for first.   Dec 27 2010, 07:24 PM
- - demon   A bunch of clothes, chocolate, chocolate, chocolat...   Dec 27 2010, 10:39 PM
- - Psy   I got a new car   Dec 27 2010, 11:23 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (Psy @ Dec 27 2010, 11:23 PM) I got...   Dec 27 2010, 11:31 PM
|- - demon   QUOTE (Psy @ Dec 28 2010, 12:23 AM) I got...   Dec 27 2010, 11:47 PM
- - Psy   Thats the one. I'm gonna risk it all by drivin...   Dec 27 2010, 11:36 PM
|- - Pieface   QUOTE (Psy @ Dec 27 2010, 11:36 PM) Thats...   Dec 28 2010, 12:05 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (Pieface @ Dec 28 2010, 12:05 AM) Q...   Dec 28 2010, 12:12 AM
- - Sheep   Psy, i challenge you to a race!.....   Dec 27 2010, 11:53 PM
- - Psy   Nah, park just along the road from The Sandon. Wal...   Dec 28 2010, 02:56 PM
- - bOnEs   wow, someone's family has money ... is your h...   Dec 28 2010, 03:21 PM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Dec 28 2010, 10:21 AM) wow...   Dec 28 2010, 07:12 PM
- - DuPz0r   Psy you lucky git. Did your parents buy you it?   Dec 28 2010, 06:23 PM
|- - Psy   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Dec 28 2010, 06:23 PM) Ps...   Dec 29 2010, 10:28 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (Psy @ Dec 29 2010, 10:28 AM) QUOTE...   Dec 29 2010, 09:09 PM
- - bOnEs   your problem is you use too much cumin... i am no...   Dec 28 2010, 07:26 PM
- - Massacre   Even I draw the line at the vast majority of smoke...   Dec 28 2010, 07:33 PM
- - bOnEs   i like a little junk but, not a dump truck's w...   Dec 28 2010, 07:35 PM
- - Massacre   Exactly. Something to keep you warm if they happen...   Dec 28 2010, 07:42 PM
- - bOnEs   women that big have problems that i wouldn't w...   Dec 28 2010, 08:02 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Hmm, I miss chubby girls. More cushion for the pus...   Dec 28 2010, 08:51 PM
- - bOnEs   i don't how women do it but holy shit can they...   Dec 28 2010, 09:19 PM
- - Marney1   RE: Christmas presents   Dec 29 2010, 01:22 AM
- - Massacre   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Dec 28 2010, 03:02 PM) psy...   Dec 29 2010, 03:58 AM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 28 2010, 10:58 PM) ...   Dec 29 2010, 02:55 PM
- - NCP   I got some M&Ms christmas edition...   Dec 29 2010, 01:43 PM
- - demon   QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 28 2010, 08:33 PM) ...   Dec 31 2010, 07:13 PM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (demon @ Dec 31 2010, 02:13 PM) QUO...   Dec 31 2010, 07:55 PM
- - Edgecrusher   I got lots of chocalates, clothes that definately ...   Dec 31 2010, 09:02 PM
- - demon   QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 31 2010, 08:55 PM) ...   Jan 1 2011, 03:06 AM
- - Indy   I've gained a stone since i've been home f...   Jan 3 2011, 03:34 PM
|- - demon   QUOTE (Indy @ Jan 3 2011, 04:34 PM) I...   Jan 3 2011, 06:25 PM
- - Massacre   19 stone is 266 pounds, that's all I know. Fig...   Jan 3 2011, 07:17 PM
- - Indy   i think 6kg ~ 1 stone   Jan 3 2011, 11:26 PM
- - Edgecrusher   Roughly, to be more precise; one stone is equal to...   Jan 3 2011, 11:28 PM
- - Pieface   I weigh 10 stone.   Jan 4 2011, 12:41 AM
- - demon   QUOTE (Indy @ Jan 4 2011, 12:26 AM) i thi...   Jan 4 2011, 06:06 PM


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