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post Dec 25 2010, 02:03 PM
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Just curious, what did you all get?
Anything awesome?


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post Dec 25 2010, 02:55 PM
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Lots of clothing, in other words nothing of any interest. No prostitutes or sex slaves, I think santa saved all those for Massacre.


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post Dec 25 2010, 05:49 PM
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3 dildos, a pocket dildo, some Crisco and Primus' "Pork Soda" on vinyl. You can all guess what my night is going to consist of.


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post Dec 25 2010, 05:53 PM
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Pants.

Oh and possibly a writing tablet for my netbook.


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Massacre
post Dec 25 2010, 08:42 PM
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Money from most people, little weed from my cousin. It all worked out.

Getting a hooker later is a distinct possibility.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
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Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Dec 25 2010, 10:20 PM
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Clothes from the wife but no GT5, I'll kill her in her sleep tonight. Money and tickets for a New Year party at some cool club off a friend and lots of ear ache from my sister because I haven't been to see my niece and nephew for like 8 months.
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post Dec 25 2010, 11:42 PM
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I got a load of clothes, aftershave and RDR-Undead Nightmare which i love btw ^^)


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post Dec 26 2010, 01:22 AM
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A cozy sweater.


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post Dec 26 2010, 01:33 AM
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Anyone know how to get rid of a body?
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Massacre
post Dec 26 2010, 02:23 AM
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Saw the limbs off and while they're dissolving in acid, hack the torso to pieces so it can go in the acid afterwards. Or, you could remove the hands, feet, and head to avoid identification, and the body can safely be dumped wherever, provided it doesn't have any tattoos or other identifying marks.

Lining a large crate with lead and shipping it to me is also a possibility.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Dec 26 2010, 02:57 AM
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Thanks, she's still warm atm, something I've gotta do first.
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post Dec 26 2010, 03:13 AM
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Post it on the Gold Board.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Dec 26 2010, 04:03 AM
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Not a damn thing. I'm drunk on Christmas, again.


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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

Die Zeiten haben sich geändert.
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post Dec 26 2010, 04:08 AM
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Well, yeah, of course you are. You have to be. The forums couldn't cope if you ever gave up drinking. Or antisemitism.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
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Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Dec 26 2010, 04:15 AM
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Christmas is a jew plot to destroy German tradition. I fucking hate christmas.


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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

Die Zeiten haben sich geändert.
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post Dec 26 2010, 07:27 AM
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chocolates, stuff for my car and clothes...


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post Dec 26 2010, 10:28 AM
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Santa is a Jew shopkeeper.


In other news, I scored me some Rambo movies, so I'm happy.


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post Dec 26 2010, 11:29 AM
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I got some clothes that I actually needed. Why go shopping when I can get it for free on Christmas?


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post Dec 26 2010, 04:30 PM
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$300 in checks (which go towards my laptop i bought a month ago), a $50 kohl's gift card, a food dehydrator, a new toaster, some hash biggrin.gif, and the sims 3... i've been playing sims 3 since christmas eve... i think i played it for 12 hours straight yesterday... ridiculous...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Dec 26 2010, 07:54 PM
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I think bOnEs' haul topped everyone else's. Congrats on getting sucked into the Sims 3, you'll feel the need to buy all three expansions soon Never mind, you got the PS3 version. As for the dehydrator, what a victory that gift is. I've been making spicy deer jerky for the past week, so I love dehydrators.

Also, if Stoic got Christmas weed, too, this holiday was pure win for the stoners. Sexy didn't mention getting weed, though.

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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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