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post Dec 9 2010, 03:07 PM
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post Mar 10 2011, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.


You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Mar 30 2011, 10:17 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Mar 10 2011, 11:32 AM) *
maybe she bakes you some cookies if you give her sir francis drake's ring...

Those had better be some damned good cookies..

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- Marney1   Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception   Dec 9 2010, 03:07 PM
- - bOnEs   YES!!!! i fucking love this series...   Dec 9 2010, 05:01 PM
- - Kamahl   this is one of few games i KNOW ill love even thou...   Dec 9 2010, 08:03 PM
- - Marney1   Some more screens..... .....and an inhaler for ...   Dec 9 2010, 09:01 PM
- - Edgecrusher   Here's a longer trailer:   Dec 12 2010, 12:54 PM
- - Marney1   And it's in 3D.   Dec 12 2010, 04:09 PM
- - DuPz0r   Holy shit, i didn't expect uncharted 3 this so...   Dec 12 2010, 06:55 PM
- - bOnEs   i am thinking more in arabia... the old saudi arab...   Dec 13 2010, 03:41 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Dec 13 2010, 03:41 PM) i a...   Dec 13 2010, 05:38 PM
- - bOnEs   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T._E._Lawrence ...an...   Dec 13 2010, 06:05 PM
- - Edgecrusher   Well anything's possible, that's an AK74u ...   Dec 13 2010, 06:10 PM
- - bOnEs   well, he did take that from the hands of some dead...   Dec 13 2010, 06:18 PM
- - Edgecrusher   Yeah, well my comment was more of an observation t...   Dec 13 2010, 06:56 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Being a Microsoft guy, I've never played or ev...   Dec 13 2010, 08:29 PM
- - bOnEs   it really is that good... it's the best action...   Dec 13 2010, 09:02 PM
- - Massacre   Well, would you look at that, Sony's actually ...   Dec 13 2010, 11:06 PM
- - ENVi3   I haven't even played the first one ... I...   Dec 13 2010, 11:17 PM
- - bOnEs   what is wrong with you, envie?! i thought ever...   Dec 14 2010, 02:03 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Dec 14 2010, 02:03 AM) wha...   Dec 14 2010, 10:00 AM
- - Massacre   I'm pretty pleased the live gameplay got that ...   Dec 14 2010, 06:30 PM
- - DuPz0r   And Jimmy Fallon can't play for shit. They sho...   Dec 16 2010, 11:00 AM
- - Marney1   UNCHARTED 3: Drake’s Deception Gameplay Reveal   Dec 17 2010, 08:52 PM
- - bOnEs   you ought to start a naughty dog spy website ...   Dec 17 2010, 09:20 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Dec 17 2010, 09:20 PM) you...   Dec 17 2010, 10:13 PM
- - DuPz0r   So this game is going to be set in the Arabian des...   Dec 17 2010, 10:19 PM
- - bOnEs   ever heard of the movie, "lawrence of arabia...   Dec 17 2010, 10:39 PM
- - DuPz0r   Sounds sweet. I haven't seen the film btw. i m...   Dec 17 2010, 10:51 PM
- - Marney1   And LoA got butt-fucked in the desert, really.   Dec 18 2010, 12:36 AM
- - bOnEs   i've never seen the movie either... i heard it...   Dec 18 2010, 05:38 AM
- - DuPz0r   Dunno if these have been posted yet. Two proper ga...   Dec 29 2010, 02:49 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   Yay   Jan 13 2011, 11:48 PM
- - Marney1   Fire, Fistfights and £20 Bills: Brand New Uncharte...   Feb 17 2011, 01:07 AM
- - DuPz0r   New antagonist reveal, Katherine Marlowe.   Mar 8 2011, 05:22 PM
- - bOnEs   nice... it's kind of strange to see sully clea...   Mar 9 2011, 09:23 PM
- - Massacre   A female antagonist? If a female antagonizes you, ...   Mar 10 2011, 12:33 AM
- - bOnEs   maybe she bakes you some cookies if you give her s...   Mar 10 2011, 06:32 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Mar 10 2011, 11:32 AM) may...   Mar 30 2011, 10:17 PM

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