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post Nov 17 2010, 07:11 PM
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Dunno whether I'm blind or not but I haven't seen much Black Ops talk on here.

So who's got it, getting it, playing it, hating it?


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post Nov 18 2010, 07:46 PM
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about 4 to 5 minutes... i still haven't rented modern warfare 2 yet but, i do want to play the single player campaign at some point... these games are definite rentals, unless you want to spend countless hours doing the same thing over and over and over and over in multiplayer so you can OMG unlock a mod for a weapon!! cool!!

i will never understand the appeal of deathmatch mode i guess... it's too boring...


QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.


You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Jaeger   Call of Duty: Black Ops   Nov 17 2010, 07:11 PM
- - Marney1   You'll find interest in some non Rockstar Game...   Nov 17 2010, 07:15 PM
- - Massacre   Do you have it, Jaeger? Does it have a six-hour si...   Nov 17 2010, 07:43 PM
- - Amnesiac   The single player campaign is probably the best I...   Nov 18 2010, 04:31 PM
- - Massacre   How long is it?   Nov 18 2010, 07:24 PM
- - bOnEs   about 4 to 5 minutes... i still haven't rented...   Nov 18 2010, 07:46 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   My brother-in-law plays this religiously at nights...   Nov 19 2010, 03:14 PM
- - ENVi3   I thought about making a topic about it, but I kne...   Nov 23 2010, 01:37 AM
- - JonnyCanonFodder   I bought this to shut my brother in law up from wh...   Nov 24 2010, 11:49 AM
- - Massacre   Yeah, I figured this would be a rental.   Nov 24 2010, 06:38 PM
- - Massacre   Got to play a little of this today. Not even sligh...   Nov 26 2010, 01:15 AM
- - Mattay   Honestly I rarely buy video games... but since the...   Nov 26 2010, 05:10 AM
- - Marney1   Haven't played this and probably never will. ...   Nov 26 2010, 08:24 AM
- - DuPz0r   I'm actually enjoying the campaign. I play it ...   Nov 26 2010, 07:22 PM
- - Massacre   I enjoyed the zombie mode a little, myself. I wish...   Nov 26 2010, 08:16 PM
|- - ENVi3   QUOTE (Massacre @ Nov 26 2010, 02:16 PM) ...   Nov 29 2010, 04:28 AM
- - Massacre   I think I liked the Dead Ops arcade game more than...   Nov 29 2010, 05:47 AM
- - DuPz0r   I was playing that last night with three friends i...   Nov 29 2010, 06:22 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   RE: Call of Duty: Black Ops   Dec 14 2010, 02:48 PM
- - Massacre   ^ Better than the entire CoD franchise.   Dec 14 2010, 06:39 PM
- - DuPz0r   Like it!   Dec 14 2010, 11:39 PM
- - 0bs3n3   I have this game, but I don't really enjoy thi...   Dec 19 2010, 02:18 AM

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