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post Sep 19 2010, 04:05 AM
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Thats the title of my new book, in stores in October. Buy a copy won't you?

Nah, I'm bullshitting.

This could technically probably go in the Asylum, but I kinda want real responses to this stuff.
Most of us are on Facebook. All of us know some fucked up people.
So I'd like to see what everyone can get off of facebook in here. Shit that makes you say "Wow..."
But how about it not being Google'd? This is a big world with strange people in it.

This kid is a child of god who drums in a hardcore metal band. You know, with the screaming and whatnot.
It is very popular amongst the Christians in my area.





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bOnEs
post Nov 26 2010, 03:43 PM
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doesn't play well with others...
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i don't think i need to say anything about this one... it's pretty self-explanatory...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Nov 26 2010, 08:15 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Nov 26 2010, 10:43 AM) *
i don't think i need to say anything about this one... it's pretty self-explanatory...

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some people just don't think before they post...

No, it's that other person's fault for stuffing their turkey backwards.

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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
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Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Nov 27 2010, 10:04 AM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Nov 26 2010, 09:15 PM) *
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Nov 26 2010, 10:43 AM) *
i don't think i need to say anything about this one... it's pretty self-explanatory...

Attached File  anotherexample.jpg ( 93.35K ) Number of downloads: 17


some people just don't think before they post...

No, it's that other person's fault for stuffing their turkey backwards.

lmao that was a funny conversation. laugh.gif


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That's for you ^
Use it in your sig or avatar because you are very special.

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