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post Sep 4 2010, 04:07 PM
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I just about pissed myself.

They confirmed today that it is finished and should be released next year.
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post Sep 6 2010, 02:22 PM
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doesn't play well with others...

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they're former employees of 3D realms and they've actually been working on it for 12 years as well... but, they've got the funding now thanks to 2K to keep the project alive... i recall him saying they had dozens upon dozens of levels filled with crafty puzzles and shootouts they built up over the years so, we're just fortunate that gearbox was allowed to continue work on this... 2K even reached out to them years ago and asked them if they had the time to put into reviving DNF... they happily agreed biggrin.gif...

BTW, they now own the rights to the duke nukem name as well... expect an onslaught of duke games in the coming years... i really believe the duke is here to stay in the 21st century... he's finally back biggrin.gif... i expect a trilogy with forever...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.


You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- TwoFacedTanner   Duke Nukem Forever   Sep 4 2010, 04:07 PM
- - bOnEs   yup... i'm not super excited but, it's nic...   Sep 4 2010, 05:02 PM
- - DuPz0r   Yeah, i saw that last night. They showed a demo at...   Sep 4 2010, 05:03 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   As it was the first FPS I played, I'm really e...   Sep 4 2010, 05:16 PM
- - DuPz0r   Doom was my first, but that seemed crap after i pl...   Sep 4 2010, 06:04 PM
- - Qdeathstar   fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ...   Sep 5 2010, 03:47 AM
- - NukaLurk   I think the time for this game has long past. Neve...   Sep 5 2010, 05:38 AM
|- - ENVi3   QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Sep 5 2010, 12:38 AM) I...   Sep 5 2010, 07:06 AM
|- - NukaLurk   QUOTE (ENVi3 @ Sep 5 2010, 03:06 AM) QUOT...   Sep 5 2010, 08:49 AM
- - DuPz0r   I think that if they stay true to the old DN, it w...   Sep 5 2010, 09:10 AM
|- - NukaLurk   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Sep 5 2010, 05:10 AM) I t...   Sep 5 2010, 09:14 AM
- - bOnEs   if it's got it's "bubblegum" one...   Sep 5 2010, 02:40 PM
- - DuPz0r   RE: Duke Nukem Forever   Sep 5 2010, 03:04 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   I think they guys are sticking the the old Duke Nu...   Sep 5 2010, 03:34 PM
|- - NukaLurk   QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Sep 5 2010, 11:34...   Sep 5 2010, 04:18 PM
- - ENVi3   I haven't really followed too much into the ga...   Sep 5 2010, 04:08 PM
- - Qdeathstar   QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Sep 5 2010, 05:38 AM) I...   Sep 5 2010, 05:18 PM
- - DuPz0r   All i care about is if it has rude and obnoxious c...   Sep 5 2010, 07:18 PM
|- - ENVi3   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Sep 5 2010, 02:18 PM) Is ...   Sep 6 2010, 01:29 AM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (ENVi3 @ Sep 5 2010, 09:29 PM) pret...   Sep 6 2010, 05:09 AM
- - DuPz0r   Yeah i loved the last game just because it was inc...   Sep 6 2010, 08:09 AM
- - bOnEs   they're former employees of 3D realms and they...   Sep 6 2010, 02:22 PM
- - DuPz0r   Yeah i was gonna post that this morning but forgot...   Sep 6 2010, 02:51 PM
- - ENVi3   The way this guy was talking it actually looks lik...   Sep 12 2010, 05:12 AM
- - Massacre   Also, QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Sep 4 2010, 11...   Sep 12 2010, 05:17 AM
- - bOnEs   yea, i bet a lot of people are eating crow these d...   Sep 12 2010, 03:14 PM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Sep 12 2010, 11:14 AM) yea...   Sep 12 2010, 03:46 PM
- - Qdeathstar   This is fucking awesome. (BTW, in game there w...   Jan 28 2011, 04:54 AM
- - TreeFitty   I like how they blurred monster boobs, yet "F...   Jan 28 2011, 05:21 AM
|- - Qdeathstar   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 28 2011, 06:21 AM)...   Jan 28 2011, 05:31 AM
- - Stoic Person Eater   This is probably my next day one purchase.   Jan 28 2011, 01:21 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Jan 28 2011, 08...   Jan 28 2011, 03:24 PM
- - Marney1   THEY'RE FUCKING BRINGING IT! And was that...   Jan 28 2011, 01:35 PM
- - Qdeathstar   If it wasn't duke i'd probably call this a...   Jan 28 2011, 03:59 PM
- - bOnEs   so what... it's still a linear FPS... i don...   Jan 28 2011, 04:11 PM
- - Massacre   Ditto. Gears of War is the only shooter that gets ...   Jan 28 2011, 06:42 PM
- - DuPz0r   It's nice to hear the same ol' Duke Nukem ...   Jan 28 2011, 10:07 PM
- - Qdeathstar   Appartently the game is going to be atleast 16 hou...   Feb 11 2011, 10:07 PM
- - bOnEs   yea, i think they said they had over 40 hours wort...   Feb 11 2011, 10:27 PM
- - Qdeathstar   I highly doubt gearbox would have bought the IP if...   Feb 14 2011, 05:15 AM

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