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 Aug 22 2010, 02:04 PM
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 Upstanding Citizen Group: New Members Posts: 1 Joined: 21-August 10 From: I'm not telling you Pedo Bears... Member No.: 58,936  |
What are YOUR ideas for killing peds?
You can list more than one, but a maximum of 10. I will also list ones that you all put. #1. Bail out of car into a crowd #2. Shoot 'em in the face #3. Push a ped down a long flight of stairs #4. get two of them to fight to the death in the streets by initiating a fight... #5. driving down the sidewalk at about 10 MPH, making sure i hear the crunch when the car rolls over them... Now you start! This post has been edited by J-Kill: Aug 22 2010, 02:41 PM  |
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Aug 22 2010, 02:35 PM
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 doesn't play well with others...  Group: Staff Posts: 2,316 Joined: 28-March 08 From: michigan... Member No.: 38,893 XBL Gamertag: your mother... PSN Name: artistadam Xfire Identity: i said your mother!! |
#4 get two of them to fight to the death in the streets by initiating a fight...
#5 driving down the sidewalk at about 10 MPH, making sure i hear the crunch when the car rolls over them... --------------------  QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM)  Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life. As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people: You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life. Or: You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot. You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.  |
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Aug 22 2010, 04:55 PM
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 Warlord of the Wastes.  Group: Gold Member Posts: 3,141 Joined: 14-October 04 From: Leichenstadt, State of Massacre, in the Warlord Empire Member No.: 2,470 XBL Gamertag: WarlordMassacre PSN Name: Warlord_Massacre |
#6 "Mow the grass" with a helicopter.
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Aug 22 2010, 05:25 PM
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 Still Standing Group: Gold Member Posts: 1,433 Joined: 3-August 04 From: London, England Member No.: 439 PSN Name: BushkaUK |
#7 steal a car with other pedestrians inside it making sure they don't bail, drive at high speed towards the water and jump out leaving them to drown!
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Sep 4 2010, 01:16 AM
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Nobody Special Group: Members Posts: 24 Joined: 15-June 10 Member No.: 58,505 |
Push a Ped into a corner of some sort and then keep pressing him into the wall by walking into him, he will later flop and die
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Sep 4 2010, 09:17 AM
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 [ShitKickers] Posse  Group: Admin Posts: 3,573 Joined: 4-April 07 From: NJ ~ NYC Member No.: 35,531 PSN Name: therealtreefitty |
QUOTE (Rconover @ Sep 3 2010, 09:16 PM) Push a Ped into a corner of some sort and then keep pressing him into the wall by walking into him, he will later flop and die The trick is to get them on the ground (shove them, keep walking into them until they stumble) and evertime they start to get up, walk into them again. They lose a little bit of health evertime you knock them back into the ground. -------------------- gta 5    People say I'm crazy for running into burning buildings. I say I'm crazy because I do it for free.  |
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Oct 12 2010, 11:57 AM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: New Members Posts: 4 Joined: 12-October 10 Member No.: 59,344 |
shoot in the face with bazzooka
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Oct 14 2010, 04:34 AM
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 Riff-Raff Group: Gold Member Posts: 337 Joined: 14-January 05 From: East Side Member No.: 8,395 XBL Gamertag: synchronizer PSN Name: alpha male Xfire Identity: XFire it up |
QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Sep 4 2010, 02:17 AM) QUOTE (Rconover @ Sep 3 2010, 09:16 PM) Push a Ped into a corner of some sort and then keep pressing him into the wall by walking into him, he will later flop and die The trick is to get them on the ground (shove them, keep walking into them until they stumble) and evertime they start to get up, walk into them again. They lose a little bit of health evertime you knock them back into the ground. That's actually pretty cool, and works.  -------------------- QUOTE (Massacre @ Sep 18 2009, 09:59 PM) Apparently, Synch does acid rather than smoking weed... QUOTE (bOnEs @ Oct 6 2009, 12:05 PM) synch is a fucking walking fallout 3 wikipedia lol...  |
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Oct 14 2010, 05:18 AM
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[ShitKickers] Posse Group: Admin Posts: 3,573 Joined: 4-April 07 From: NJ ~ NYC Member No.: 35,531 PSN Name: therealtreefitty |
I've been bored so many times, I perfected the practice.... :-/
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Dec 10 2010, 12:43 AM
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Nobody Special Group: Members Posts: 24 Joined: 15-June 10 Member No.: 58,505 |
8. Allow an angry pedestrian to grab your door, don't let them drag you out, drive quickly and hope they grabbed on, take a sharp corner and whip them into something hard, like another car, in the opposite lane of traffic.
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Dec 10 2010, 12:55 AM
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 Trickster Group: Members Posts: 258 Joined: 12-July 08 Member No.: 42,061 |
83: Kill all the straight men in stripclubs with bombs. All of them.
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Dec 28 2010, 03:35 PM
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Nobody Special Group: Members Posts: 24 Joined: 15-June 10 Member No.: 58,505 |
1337: In TBOGT, go to the top of some building with a parachute and sticky bombs, at the top of this building lay down 3-4 sticky bombs, jump off the building and land near the largest group of people you can. detonate the sticky bombs (this will cause many people to become angry and begin to want to fight you where some peds wouldn't want to fight anyone at all including women) kill them all by any means necessary.
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