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Fable makes me happy. This is the topic about it. You can discuss I and II, but it's mostly about Fable III.

Here's a trailer or two.

And here's an interview I posted without watching.

And here's four screenshots I posted before I got tired of doing this.

And here's the link to the rest of the screenshots.

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post Nov 29 2010, 08:50 PM
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doesn't play well with others...

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anything downloadable on time?? i don't download anything from the PSN store that isn't free anyways so, why would i want the xbox service?? i don't have any problems with disconnects or service online, it's a smooth experience... plus gears of war and halo aren't considered to be worth my time... i need a list of at least 5 exclusives i REALLY want to play before i consider getting one...

5.) alan wake
4.) fable II and III
3.) metro 2033 (even this isn't a sure thing)
2.) ...???
1.) ...???

someone get this topic back on topic please because, i have nothing to contribute to the fable discussion...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.


You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Massacre   Fable   Jul 21 2010, 06:51 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   I'll pick this up at some point. Looks alot li...   Jul 21 2010, 06:57 PM
- - Massacre   It's a release day purchase for me.   Jul 21 2010, 07:01 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Massacre @ Jul 21 2010, 03:01 PM) ...   Jul 21 2010, 07:06 PM
- - Ben Grundy Wilson   if i had an xbox, i'd be interested in the fab...   Jul 21 2010, 07:07 PM
- - Massacre   If you had a PC, you could play Fable and Mass Eff...   Jul 21 2010, 07:17 PM
- - Ben Grundy Wilson   i do have a PC, i just don't have a very good ...   Jul 21 2010, 07:55 PM
- - Massacre   I wonder the same thing about my mother's comp...   Jul 21 2010, 09:41 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   Im going to get it. I need to get another TV and ...   Jul 22 2010, 01:19 AM
|- - Ben Grundy Wilson   QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Jul 21 2010, 09:1...   Jul 22 2010, 05:15 AM
|- - asthenia   QUOTE (Ben Grundy Wilson @ Jul 22 2010, 06...   Jul 22 2010, 07:53 AM
- - Massacre   See, the thing is, guys can play Xbox while receiv...   Jul 22 2010, 04:57 AM
- - TwoFacedTanner   If you pre order the game you can go to xbox.com/f...   Aug 5 2010, 11:35 PM
- - Kuwong   oh hey guys, so i herd you like fable three, well ...   Aug 8 2010, 07:15 PM
- - Massacre   Never heard of it.   Aug 9 2010, 02:21 AM
- - demon   I've played World of Warcraft, is Fable a simi...   Sep 6 2010, 08:26 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   The achievements are out for Fable III. Makes me w...   Sep 20 2010, 01:34 PM
- - Massacre   For Albion! makes me think we're getting b...   Sep 20 2010, 04:38 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Massacre @ Sep 20 2010, 12:38 PM) ...   Sep 21 2010, 01:36 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   Well, I mean...I did win SML.... And I can't ...   Sep 20 2010, 08:48 PM
- - Massacre   One of you needs to make a female character, becau...   Sep 21 2010, 04:41 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   Adoption! Remember you can adopt now. I want...   Sep 21 2010, 07:56 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Sep 21 2010, 03:5...   Sep 22 2010, 02:38 PM
- - Darth Sexy   When I eventually get the game, I am willing to ha...   Oct 14 2010, 07:43 AM
- - Massacre   I'm going to get you so pregnant. You're g...   Oct 14 2010, 05:23 PM
- - Massacre   The coin that comes with the Collector's Editi...   Oct 26 2010, 06:55 PM
- - Darth Sexy   Anyone played this yet?   Nov 1 2010, 01:43 PM
- - Massacre   Yep.   Nov 1 2010, 04:52 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Massacre @ Nov 1 2010, 12:52 PM) Y...   Nov 1 2010, 07:10 PM
- - Massacre   You're welcome.   Nov 1 2010, 09:15 PM
- - Stop! Dahmer Time!   Is 3 as gimped out of the box as fable 2 was? I st...   Nov 3 2010, 10:00 PM
- - Massacre   Explain what "gimped out of the box" mea...   Nov 3 2010, 10:17 PM
- - Stop! Dahmer Time!   QUOTE Explain what "gimped out of the box...   Nov 3 2010, 11:24 PM
- - Massacre   I never experienced any glitches with Fable 2, but...   Nov 4 2010, 03:50 AM
- - Massacre   Fuck this. Play an evil file. The good path doesn...   Nov 11 2010, 11:09 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Massy, I just got this on Black Friday from Amazon...   Nov 29 2010, 06:58 PM
- - Massacre   Lubing as we speak.   Nov 29 2010, 07:11 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Ha, bones is looking in this thread - but silly bo...   Nov 29 2010, 07:41 PM
- - bOnEs   no but, someday i might get an xbox and i would pl...   Nov 29 2010, 07:51 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Nov 29 2010, 02:51 PM) no ...   Nov 29 2010, 07:57 PM
- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 29 2010, 02...   Nov 29 2010, 08:05 PM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Nov 29 2010, 03:05 PM) i w...   Nov 29 2010, 08:28 PM
- - bOnEs   anything downloadable on time?? i don't downlo...   Nov 29 2010, 08:50 PM

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