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post Aug 4 2010, 05:54 PM
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Two-handed is fun with a rogue, and sword and shield is more useful than you think, as long as you're not OCD about your shield matching your armor. You will have even more fun on your next playthrough. I only have one origin left to play and the game still hasn't gotten old for me.


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post Aug 4 2010, 06:03 PM
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yea, i unlocked a ton of the shield abilities with alistair and can see their use... but, i wasted about 5 skills by picking these for my character because he is a dual-wielder... i had no use for them... i did notice that you can equip two weapon sets, which maybe i could of found a use for but, leliana was the only character i set up another weapon set with... arrows for ranged attacks, and a sword for the close encounters...

i might do the same as leliana on my next play... arrows for ranged attacks and swords for close encounters... but, i am still not sure what kind of elf i want to be... a rogue for sure but, i'm not really sure how to build her... having sten and alistair in my group early on will help me with battling but, i want to be somewhat of a ranged attacker...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 5 2010, 05:36 PM
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finished the game yesterday... while morrigan's proposal was tempting, i failed to convince alistair to lose his virginity to her as well so, she stormed off and never got her demon baby... i am pretty sure i won't be turning down her offer on my next play biggrin.gif...

so, alistair convinced me to allow him to slay the demon, which at first i didn't want him to, i wanted my character to be the ultimate hero... but, he insisted and i decided to allow him to... i am not sure if this was a glitch or not but, i took half of the demon's health from this arrow catapult... i whored the hell out of the arrows while i had the chance...

anyways, twas a good ending... but, it sounds as if the queen hadn't been as good of a choice as i had hoped... and orzammar plunged into another king-less situation if i read that correctly... me and leliana went arl howe's estate and attempted to rebuild the grey wardens but, i don't remember her becoming one anyways... and some other things that i can't remember happened...

overall it was satisfying but, now i have to think really hard about my next character... do i create a woman or man? rogue or mage? ranger, bard, assassin? blood mage, arcane warrior? i don't know at the moment...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 6 2010, 03:25 AM
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I'm pretty happy with my dwarf noble duel wielding rouge atm. Going to finish up and then start Awakening soon.


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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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post Aug 6 2010, 04:01 AM
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I mean, I know this isn't the the current topic at hand in this thread but...I was unimpressed with this game.
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post Aug 6 2010, 02:12 PM
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i was at first too... then, after about 6 hours in, it totally sucked me in and hasn't spit me out yet... i am now playing as a city elf with a sassy attitude... everyone keeps telling me i remind them of my mother so, i guess i am doing things right so far...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 6 2010, 04:59 PM
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QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Aug 6 2010, 12:01 AM) *
I mean, I know this isn't the the current topic at hand in this thread but...I was unimpressed with this game.


I wanted to become King of Orzammar tbh. The boards don't really feel connected enough. And, why can't we play an apostate? It's a great game, but the reviews would have you believe it's better then Deus Ex.


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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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post Aug 6 2010, 09:16 PM
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QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Aug 6 2010, 11:59 AM) *
QUOTE (TwoFacedTanner @ Aug 6 2010, 12:01 AM) *
I mean, I know this isn't the the current topic at hand in this thread but...I was unimpressed with this game.


I wanted to become King of Orzammar tbh. The boards don't really feel connected enough. And, why can't we play an apostate? It's a great game, but the reviews would have you believe it's better then Deus Ex.


And that is why I don't put a whole lot of faith in reviews. I bought this game.

I had a rogue, I hated it.
I had a warrior. I hated it.
I beat it with a mage. I hated it.

I did not enjoy the combat system as I felt my attacks did nothing while waiting on my powers to cool down, the graphics looked almost PS2ish, and the dialogue system was ass.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I fell asleep at some point in the game listening to them tell me their life stories, and the life stories of all of the people that have been in their families for the past 2000 years.

On top of that, the fucking random encounters going from place to place...JRPG much?
And how about the random encounter that takes you to a merchant to buy the DLC stuff?
And of all the characters, the only one I really liked was the dog.

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post Aug 7 2010, 02:39 AM
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You make an excellent point about the conversations. You can say whatever you like and for the most part everyone ignores it. I lugged Morrigan (la fey?) about and she always had a quip about something - that was promptly ignored by everyone. I don't like that I'm not actually part of the story - I had that same feeling in Fallout 3, only a bit more pronounced.


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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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post Aug 16 2010, 06:40 AM
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I know what I said, but...

I'd like to see a DLC involving Orzamar and the Dwarf Nobles child. Casteless or Noble, with an attitude towards ending the chant in the deep and the dwarf mage quests, and what happens during the exalted march. Just saying.

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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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post Aug 16 2010, 03:20 PM
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i am not getting any DLC... none of them seem worth the money...

i am almost done replaying the ending for my human warrior... i am replaying it for a few reasons: 1) i want to see what happens when i have allistair bang morrigan, which keeps him alive for the possibility of becoming the king afterwards... 2) to unlock the gold trophy you get for agreeing to morrigans request... and 3) my warrior character never reached level 20... so, i completed a ton of side quests and reached level 19 before the final quest began... so, shortly into fighting one of the generals i reached level 20 and unlocked the trophy... fantastic...

once i am done with this, i'll resume my female elf rogue that just left lothering with sten... also, i didn't think it was possible but, she ended up getting a marabi hound... i thought only the human character could get one but apparently the side quest i did in ostagar unlocked the dog... sweet... i am going to use a dog more often this time around...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 17 2010, 04:45 AM
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Just found out on the wiki that I missed a side quest in the wilds every single time. If you're wondering what that extra camp site is for, you're supposed to find a bunch of sign posts everywhere. To continue what I said though, I dislike the feeling that I can do something wrong, and that so many things are once in a life chance. I'm thinking about playing a totally evil blood mage soon. But right now I have just left lothering on Nightmare with a 2h elf.


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The reason is that when heartless says something stupid, he really means it and believes it.

“They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world. This world is near its end.”

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which campsite? there's a couple of them in the woods... one houses the crazy trevitner mage... and another one is a campsite full of dead people just behind the great oak... now THAT campsite was crazy... some darkspawn was holding spirits in purgatory... when i killed it, i saw a bunch of dead bodies...

i unlocked the trophy that says i saw all different endings last night... which is weird because, all i did was replay the ending with a slightly different change (having allistair sleep with morrigan to create a demon baby)... sweet... now i'm thinking that i might be able to platinum this game... i thought seeing all the different endings would of involved at least 6 playthroughs... maybe i just got lucky...

anyways, i am officially on a platinum hunt now with this game biggrin.gif...

EDIT: sorry heartless... i thought you were talking about the brecilian forest laugh.gif... yea, i know what campsite your talking about now... i once again couldn't complete this quest because my lockpicking skills weren't high enough to pick the lock on the chest there...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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Dragon Age 2 trailer. Some badass demon shit.

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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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video not available... that's OK though, i'll watch this stuff later tonight... there's also a mass effect 2 announcement video i can't watch either...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Aug 17 2010, 05:33 PM
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That's weird. It works for me.


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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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That's some gay shit. It's like It's a fucking J-RPG. And Flemeth? I already killed her ass.


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post Aug 17 2010, 11:09 PM
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It's basically the same style as the Origins trailers. The final game will be more like Mass Effect, or at least that's how they make it sound. Am I the only one that liked the old school rpg formula that Origins had?


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post Aug 17 2010, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 17 2010, 07:09 PM) *
It's basically the same style as the Origins trailers. The final game will be more like Mass Effect, or at least that's how they make it sound. Am I the only one that liked the old school rpg formula that Origins had?


What old school rpg formula is that? I agree that the game isn't as bad as I make it out to be, but I wouldn't include this in the Baldurs Gate realm. Neverwinter Nights, surely, and definitely better constructed, but it seemed more like a platformer than anything else. (i.e., you trampolined your way from board to board, squirreling marginally better suits of armor that might come in handy someday and frequently entertaining the pointy ends of your swords and sorcery) I miss the exploration that came with BG. I miss the stealth and choice that came from Deus Ex. The Mario RPG system of cooking was more rewarding and useful then any of the poison/herbalism/trapmaking skills you gain. Maybe I ask for too much, but the game didn't even have the D&D level of depth towards character building.


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so, i am at redcliffe... i let jowan go, provided that he help out... i agree to let isolde sacrifice herself to allow morrigan to enter the fade... all is well so far, everything is working to plan... then, when i reach the final confrontation with the demon inside connor, morrigan can't fucking attack her!! she just runs around, letting the demon cast anything, all the while i can't even bring up the radial menu, nor can i navigate the pause menu, all i see is the map... hell, start doesn't even bring up the game options...

what the fuck is going on here?!? my last save is in front of the chanter's board outside the chantry in redcliffe... that's a long ways back, before i even entered the castle to begin with... am i fucked here?? was morrigan the wrong choice?? should i just kill connor?? i'd prefer it if she just took care of the demon but, what the fuck man...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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