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post Jun 24 2010, 04:04 AM
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I'm not using spoiler tags. Fuck you, it says spoilers in the title.

So, during the final encounter for "I Know You," the Strange Man comments on how the area he's standing in is a "nice spot." Anyone notice that it's the same place where John is buried?

This may have been mentioned before, and I don't care if it has, I felt like posting this.


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post Aug 9 2010, 05:21 PM
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yea, that was hilarious laugh.gif... every other comic had him getting attacked by cougars, which had me LOL'n too... and the 3 ones involving the poker game too...

this was the funniest one though:
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Massacre   Wait a sec. - Spoilers   Jun 24 2010, 04:04 AM
- - Lee Bridges   Dam. Nice find.   Jun 24 2010, 04:24 AM
- - Massacre   I just realized that shit. Unfortunately, it's...   Jun 24 2010, 04:34 AM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Massacre @ Jun 24 2010, 05:34 AM) ...   Jun 24 2010, 08:44 AM
- - Massacre   Yeah, the Rolling Stones theory is especially lulz...   Jun 24 2010, 05:02 PM
- - Dog Mauser Truck   The strange top hat guy? He is not a demon or othe...   Jun 26 2010, 01:09 AM
|- - Chicago51   QUOTE (Dog Mauser Truck @ Jun 26 2010, 02...   Jun 26 2010, 09:47 AM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Chicago51 @ Jun 26 2010, 10:47 AM)...   Jun 26 2010, 05:54 PM
|- - SirPsychoSexy   QUOTE (Chicago51 @ Jun 26 2010, 11:47 AM)...   Jun 27 2010, 08:46 PM
|- - Chicago51   QUOTE (SirPsychoSexy @ Jun 27 2010, 09:46...   Jun 28 2010, 01:10 PM
- - Ben Wilson   What about "Damn you!" - "Many ...   Jun 26 2010, 09:20 AM
- - Massacre   I suppose no one took into account the most likely...   Jun 27 2010, 01:53 AM
- - ViceMan   I gathered that, R* like to put things in which th...   Jun 27 2010, 08:01 AM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Maybe I was smoking too much or just skipped the c...   Jun 28 2010, 12:26 PM
- - asthenia   Bitches, you all ignored me.   Jun 28 2010, 05:36 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (asthenia @ Jun 28 2010, 06:36 PM) ...   Jun 28 2010, 05:40 PM
- - asthenia   Your mother.   Jun 28 2010, 08:22 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (asthenia @ Jun 28 2010, 09:22 PM) ...   Jun 28 2010, 08:36 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   I think it was probably God. I mean, John says ...   Jul 29 2010, 12:50 PM
- - Chainsaw Fellatio   God   Aug 2 2010, 02:47 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   http://kafkaskoffee.com/wp/?webcomic_post=703-pm   Aug 4 2010, 01:32 PM
- - Ian Jacob Cisson   I lol'd.   Aug 8 2010, 05:54 PM
- - bOnEs   yea, that was hilarious ... every other comic had ...   Aug 9 2010, 05:21 PM


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