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post Jun 14 2010, 08:23 PM
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so, i guess microsoft has done their presentation... here's the highlights:

project natal renamed "kinect", and about a dozen shovel-ware games announced too...
gears of war 3 announced/previewed
a new forza game announced
metal gear rising debut trailer revealed
M$ ponies up and purchases first rights to call of duty: black ops DLC, and for all future call of duty games as well (go figure)
fable 3 previewed
halo: reach previewed
ESPN live-on demand revealed (sounds cool IMO)
new xbox 360 design, more slimmer, includes hard drive and built-in wifi... on sale NOW

nothing that we didn't already know about to be honest... kind of lackluster if you ask me... nintendo and sony will take their turns tomorrow... hopefully they do something more exciting than this because, quite frankly, i'm a little disappointed in this... i thought for sure there would be some cool new IP announced but, all they revealed is the same 'ol same 'ol microsoft stuff... plus, apparently the kinect failed to impress anyone in attendance... ouch...

i am guessing the biggest cheers came from the footage of metal gear solid:rising... that game looks badass, check out a trailer if you can... it's sword-play at it's finest biggrin.gif...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- bOnEs   E3 2010   Jun 14 2010, 08:23 PM
- - Massacre   How the fuck did I miss Fable? I haven't left ...   Jun 14 2010, 08:30 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Massacre @ Jun 14 2010, 04:30 PM) ...   Jun 14 2010, 08:48 PM
- - DuPz0r   I missed E3 this year. With my wedding and staying...   Jun 14 2010, 08:31 PM
|- - Kamahl   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Jun 14 2010, 03:31 PM) I ...   Jun 15 2010, 04:33 AM
- - JamieMilne   just not long finished watching ubisoft's conf...   Jun 15 2010, 02:11 AM
- - Zacko   I wanna know what the announcement from Valve is. ...   Jun 15 2010, 02:12 AM
- - Massacre   Portal 2 is already confirmed and Game Informer di...   Jun 15 2010, 02:21 AM
- - Massacre   Damn. Nintendo fucking brought it this year. Not b...   Jun 15 2010, 06:05 PM
- - Asthenia   Really? Breakdown? I've got to head out.   Jun 15 2010, 06:28 PM
- - bOnEs   yea they did... a new zelda game, a new donkey kon...   Jun 15 2010, 06:31 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Alright, I have already mapped out my gaming for t...   Jun 15 2010, 06:59 PM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Jun 15 2010, 01...   Jun 15 2010, 07:16 PM
- - Massacre   Saints Row was a big shock. I was watching the 3DS...   Jun 15 2010, 07:08 PM
- - bOnEs   dude, i am with you on that pirates game... i have...   Jun 15 2010, 07:09 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Oh, also The Force Unleashed 2, but I might wait o...   Jun 15 2010, 07:31 PM
- - Massacre   I'll have to remember to get online in the eve...   Jun 15 2010, 07:43 PM
- - Kamahl   Im watching Sony's conference right now on IGN...   Jun 15 2010, 08:42 PM
- - Massacre   Twisted Metal looks good.   Jun 15 2010, 08:50 PM
- - bOnEs   well, that was... interesting... - a bunch of 3D ...   Jun 15 2010, 09:15 PM
- - Massacre   They're not saying jack shit about Saints Row ...   Jun 16 2010, 12:52 AM
- - bOnEs   damn, i'll have to check that out when i get h...   Jun 16 2010, 03:38 PM
- - Massacre   I'm not sure. If they got stage time like EA a...   Jun 16 2010, 04:53 PM
- - bOnEs   so, not much is happening today, huh?? watched th...   Jun 16 2010, 07:26 PM
- - Massacre   G4 doesn't start covering anything today until...   Jun 16 2010, 07:38 PM
- - Massacre   Saints Row 3 was pulled from E3 at the last minute...   Jun 17 2010, 06:33 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Massacre @ Jun 17 2010, 02:33 PM) ...   Jun 17 2010, 09:26 PM
- - ENVi3   Twisted Metal is coming to PS3. that is all I need...   Jun 17 2010, 08:07 PM
- - Massacre   Did you see the footage from the reveal?   Jun 17 2010, 08:20 PM
- - ENVi3   you mean this one http://blog.us.playstation.com/2...   Jun 17 2010, 09:07 PM
- - Massacre   Yeah, the trailer + Sweet Tooth "live appeara...   Jun 17 2010, 09:19 PM
|- - ENVi3   QUOTE (Massacre @ Jun 17 2010, 04:19 PM) ...   Jun 17 2010, 09:50 PM
- - Massacre   I didn't even play the PS2 Twisted Metal, so I...   Jun 17 2010, 09:52 PM
- - bOnEs   is it a crime to admit that i didn't like twis...   Jun 17 2010, 10:07 PM
- - Massacre   I didn't have Fallout or GTA back then, so I t...   Jun 18 2010, 12:04 AM
- - bOnEs   i didn't really get excited about it too much ...   Jun 18 2010, 02:05 AM
- - Massacre   I have to agree with the order you have there. I...   Jun 18 2010, 02:25 AM
- - bOnEs   trust me, in five years, i think glasses will be p...   Jun 18 2010, 02:41 AM
- - Massacre   lol, I have that SP around here somewhere, too. B...   Jun 18 2010, 02:54 AM
- - bOnEs   i like everything about that idea except for the t...   Jun 18 2010, 02:58 AM
- - Massacre   Well, in my mind, the tech doesn't transmit th...   Jun 18 2010, 03:04 AM
- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Massacre @ Jun 17 2010, 11:04 PM) ...   Jun 18 2010, 03:23 AM
- - Massacre   Well, the Flash on this computer hasn't been u...   Jun 18 2010, 03:25 AM
- - bOnEs   i usually ignore most PC updates and things... i r...   Jun 18 2010, 03:34 AM
- - bOnEs   ok so, this is the first time i've watched the...   Jun 20 2010, 05:01 PM
|- - DuPz0r   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Jun 20 2010, 06:01 PM) ok ...   Jun 21 2010, 08:15 AM
- - ViceMan   Well what a surprise, i've heard nothing that ...   Jun 20 2010, 05:22 PM
- - Massacre   Bump-worthy, I promise.   Jul 19 2010, 04:49 PM


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