Jun 14 2010, 08:23 PM
doesn't play well with others...
Joined: 28-March 08
Member No.: 38,893
XBL Gamertag: your mother...
PSN Name: artistadam
Xfire Identity: i said your mother!!
so, i guess microsoft has done their presentation... here's the highlights:
• project natal renamed "kinect", and about a dozen shovel-ware games announced too...
• gears of war 3 announced/previewed
• a new forza game announced
• metal gear rising debut trailer revealed
• M$ ponies up and purchases first rights to call of duty: black ops DLC, and for all future call of duty games as well (go figure)
• fable 3 previewed
• halo: reach previewed
• ESPN live-on demand revealed (sounds cool IMO)
• new xbox 360 design, more slimmer, includes hard drive and built-in wifi... on sale NOW
nothing that we didn't already know about to be honest... kind of lackluster if you ask me... nintendo and sony will take their turns tomorrow... hopefully they do something more exciting than this because, quite frankly, i'm a little disappointed in this... i thought for sure there would be some cool new IP announced but, all they revealed is the same 'ol same 'ol microsoft stuff... plus, apparently the kinect failed to impress anyone in attendance... ouch...
i am guessing the biggest cheers came from the footage of metal gear solid:rising... that game looks badass, check out a trailer if you can... it's sword-play at it's finest ...
As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:
You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.
You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.
You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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