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post Jun 8 2010, 07:12 PM
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Found this while not working at work today:

Pretty awesome video. Possible reboot? E3 announcement?

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post Jun 14 2010, 08:44 PM
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i like the fact that "black dynamite" himself is playing jax biggrin.gif but, i don't know... they're trying to go for that realistic serious tone that christopher nolan set with batman and, i am not sure if that will work with mortal kombat... how in the hell are they going to explain the undead shang tsung, the lightning powered raiden, or sub-zero?? what about the 4-armed goro... mileena??

i think it needs to stay a bit fantasy... the realistic approach will probably permanently kill the franchise... a new game was announced alongside this movie pitch, and the new game sounds promising... it's a throwback to the old-school 2D games, with improved fighting mechanics and one of the deepest fighting game stories ever...


QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.


You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Stoic Person Eater   Mortal Kombat Reboot?   Jun 8 2010, 07:12 PM
- - Pelican   Just saw this before class... pretty interesting. ...   Jun 8 2010, 08:47 PM
- - NukaLurk   Is it to much to hope for both?   Jun 8 2010, 08:56 PM
- - Pelican   Dunno, but I love harlequin babies Edit--This is...   Jun 8 2010, 09:17 PM
- - DiOtard   Yah fuckin right. I just watched the old MK movie ...   Jun 9 2010, 02:46 AM
- - Asthenia   Oh christ I can't wait.   Jun 11 2010, 11:04 PM
- - Massacre   I didn't watch the video, but if it's the ...   Jun 11 2010, 11:12 PM
- - Asthenia   Apparently the director made it to sell WB on the ...   Jun 11 2010, 11:20 PM
- - Massacre   While I'm thinking about it, the old MK movies...   Jun 11 2010, 11:29 PM
|- - DiOtard   QUOTE (Massacre @ Jun 11 2010, 07:29 PM) ...   Jun 12 2010, 01:05 AM
- - Asthenia   They were cool when I was a kid, and the character...   Jun 12 2010, 12:07 PM
- - bOnEs   i like the fact that "black dynamite" hi...   Jun 14 2010, 08:44 PM
- - NukaLurk   I think a gritty fantasy yarn is exactly what this...   Jun 14 2010, 08:47 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (NukaLurk @ Jun 14 2010, 04:47 PM) ...   Jun 14 2010, 09:00 PM
- - NukaLurk   When I saw this video I thought of the original Sa...   Jun 14 2010, 09:05 PM
- - bOnEs   i'll give it a go when it gets to DVD, no doub...   Jun 14 2010, 09:47 PM
- - Hot Stud   Hmm. This could be decent. In a Resident Evil ...   Jun 22 2010, 01:08 AM
|- - Lee Bridges   QUOTE (Hot Stud @ Jun 21 2010, 09:08 PM) ...   Jun 22 2010, 02:12 AM
- - Massacre   He hasn't killed himself yet?   Jun 22 2010, 02:24 AM
|- - Lee Bridges   QUOTE (Massacre @ Jun 21 2010, 10:24 PM) ...   Jun 22 2010, 04:05 AM
- - DuPz0r   I like the look of this. I like how they've ev...   Jun 22 2010, 11:19 AM
- - Pelican   Well, hopefully not in terms of gameplay. Street F...   Jun 22 2010, 03:20 PM
- - Dickruler   never liked MK, too damn slow. the movies are FUC...   Jun 22 2010, 04:42 PM
- - thefirm   Loved the games, Loved the films and i loved dress...   Jul 10 2010, 09:33 PM

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