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post May 23 2010, 10:07 PM
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You're using a game controller. Not an actual firearm.


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post May 24 2010, 06:39 AM
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QUOTE (andy42s @ May 23 2010, 10:51 PM) *
obviously none of the developers of this game have ever shot an actual firearm, nor have any of you. No one squeezes the trigger with thier middle finger (which rests on the R2). It's only natural for me to use my index finger to fire weapons, which is on the fucking R1!


I don't know about you, but my fingers move so I can use my index finger for both RB and RT (R1 and R2). It's easy, stop complaining you pussy.


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post May 24 2010, 06:48 PM
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TreeFitty and Kuwong beat me to it.. you're a fucking idiot. Sorry for the flaming, mods.


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post May 24 2010, 08:33 PM
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am I the only one who finds the weapon select an IMPROVEMENT over GTA?
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post May 24 2010, 08:35 PM
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Oh and could I just add, I have used a fire arm...

Here's my penis, suck it. If you wanna shoot guns, stop playing games and go shoot guns.

-edit- istealkegs, from what I've heard it's sounding more and more like I'll agree with you... have to wait until I've played the game for sure, but alot of people seem to prefer it.


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post May 24 2010, 08:35 PM
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Yeah I've always preferred this way of weapon selection. Better than the D-Pad selection system too.


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post May 24 2010, 08:45 PM
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the only problem is a lot of games pause the game when you open the weapon wheel... this one does not... and sometimes i do it too fast and it doesn't select the weapon i want... i've killed a few thief's by shooting them when i thought i equipped the lasso mad.gif...

i do like this system better than GTA IV but, GTA IV wasn't that bad once you knew where the weapons were... once you knew you were a few guns away from the MP5, you could just press left three times and bring it up faster than you can with the weapon wheel... and the wheel is kind of tricky to mess with when your on horseback in the middle of a shotout...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

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You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post May 25 2010, 11:53 AM
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QUOTE (Asthenia @ May 24 2010, 12:48 PM) *
TreeFitty and Kuwong beat me to it.. you're a fucking idiot. Sorry for the flaming, mods.


why don't you go drink some tea you limey fuck
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post May 25 2010, 01:48 PM
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post May 25 2010, 02:34 PM
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Take that, British person!

Really, that was fucking weak. I hope this guy doesn't last long as a member. Got to have better material if you're going to stick around. Also, use some grammar and shit when making posts. Actually, just quit posting altogether.
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post May 25 2010, 03:15 PM
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QUOTE (andy42s @ May 25 2010, 12:53 PM) *
QUOTE (Asthenia @ May 24 2010, 12:48 PM) *
TreeFitty and Kuwong beat me to it.. you're a fucking idiot. Sorry for the flaming, mods.


why don't you go drink some tea you limey fuck


Good idea actually, I'm dying for a brew! Could have some crumpets with it too why not!


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post May 25 2010, 03:27 PM
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What an asshole. Tea is awesome.


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post May 25 2010, 04:12 PM
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Tea is awesome. No other drink can chill me the fuck out as fast as Tea.

Don't forget the Scones, Winston, you limey fuck!


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post May 25 2010, 04:17 PM
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an ice cold beer calms me down...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post May 25 2010, 04:34 PM
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QUOTE (Asthenia @ May 25 2010, 05:12 PM) *
Tea is awesome. No other drink can chill me the fuck out as fast as Tea.

Don't forget the Scones, Winston, you limey fuck!


Quite. I never got Americans assuming we always have crumpets with tea, when crumpets are mainly taken with tea during the breakfast period, but rarely afterwards. Crumpets are not as delicious as a slice of cake is with a cup of Earl Grey.

Then again, when ever an American makes an assumption they make an ass out of you and me!

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post May 25 2010, 04:43 PM
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I'll drink the fuck out of some iced tea.
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post May 25 2010, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE (Kuwong @ May 25 2010, 05:34 PM) *
QUOTE (Asthenia @ May 25 2010, 05:12 PM) *
Tea is awesome. No other drink can chill me the fuck out as fast as Tea.

Don't forget the Scones, Winston, you limey fuck!


Quite. I never got Americans assuming we always have crumpets with tea, when crumpets are mainly taken with tea during the breakfast period, but rarely afterwards. Crumpets are not as delicious as a slice of cake is with a cup of Earl Grey.

Then again, when ever an American makes an assumption they make an ass out of you and me!

Not to mention Crumpets are considered winter-foods.

QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ May 25 2010, 05:43 PM) *
I'll drink the fuck out of some iced tea.

Mmmmmmm. Iced tea is fucking beautiful.


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post May 25 2010, 05:52 PM
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I've gone off iced tea when I realised it tastes shit without sugar.

now onto RDR discussions. I bet John Marston fucking loves a cup of tea. In all the saloons they serve him a cup of tea and don't say shit.


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post May 25 2010, 05:54 PM
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I bet you have to press R2 to make them serve a cup of tea though, HOW FUCKING FUCKED UP IS THAT?!?!?!?


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post May 25 2010, 05:57 PM
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Yeah man, pressing R2 with your thumb, which naturally sits on the R2 button is just awful because I have to move it or something!


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