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post May 17 2010, 11:35 PM
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Well I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw TF online! ohmy.gif

@Vicey, you're a mad fucker! Driving round in reverse then crashing head on into me on your bike as I was about to cross the finish line. laugh.gif
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post May 17 2010, 11:47 PM
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post May 17 2010, 11:57 PM
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QUOTE (JamieMilne @ May 17 2010, 07:32 PM) *
it is $8219, i took a pic of it when the match ended lol

id probly be up for doing another one, but i was hoping that the next match would be in rdr lol

well, i wasn't sure if we'd all be ready in a couple of weeks to play some RDR... i'd almost want a month before i play a tourney match but then again, i might miss out on the next game due to softball anyways so, i guess it doesn't really matter...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post May 18 2010, 12:13 AM
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yeah i suppose your right waiting a month to get used to the game lol. but il prob have a go online before that and would have prefered to play against yous haha
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post May 18 2010, 02:55 AM
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well, we can still saddle up and do freeroam whenever, it doesn't have to be a deathmatch... i would imagine the first person i play online with will be someone from this site as well since, i have about 10+ of you as friends and most of them are buying this game biggrin.gif...

but, since you can earn experience playing freeroam, i might mess around with that for a while...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post May 18 2010, 03:20 AM
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If it's not an RDR match next, how many of you will actually pull the RDR disc out and switch back to GTA? tongue.gif


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post May 18 2010, 05:12 AM
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QUOTE (zeeshan810 @ May 17 2010, 07:47 PM) *
Fuck I was busy. sad.gif

C'mon dude. Think about what site you're on.


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post May 18 2010, 08:25 AM
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Nice match last night guys. That was the first BoGT deathmatch I've played! I loved the map, awesome selection. I'd be up for more games in the future of course smile.gif But I know a lot of us will be moving on to RDR soon.


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post May 18 2010, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE (Marney1 @ May 18 2010, 12:35 AM) *
@Vicey, you're a mad fucker! Driving round in reverse then crashing head on into me on your bike as I was about to cross the finish line. laugh.gif


Yeah I never play races seriously, I actually managed to crash head first into GLC on the bike and knock him off, I was fucking loling at that.


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post May 18 2010, 06:48 PM
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ May 18 2010, 06:14 PM) *
I actually managed to crash head first into GLC on the bike and knock him off, I was fucking loling at that.


Yeah, you came from fucking nowhere. I gave up and went to Hercules...
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post May 18 2010, 07:00 PM
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Really enjoyed last nights match, still haven't done more than about 10% of the story yet so it was all new to me. Prefer the traditional combat sniper over that explosive round thing. I'd definitely take an hour away from RDR once a fortnight to play the iGTA Matches. TBoGT has totally revived my urge for multiplayer. We're yet to go sky diving yet. smile.gif
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post May 18 2010, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE (Marney1 @ May 18 2010, 08:00 PM) *
Really enjoyed last nights match, still haven't done more than about 10% of the story yet so it was all new to me. Prefer the traditional combat sniper over that explosive round thing. I'd definitely take an hour away from RDR once a fortnight to play the iGTA Matches. TBoGT has totally revived my urge for multiplayer. We're yet to go sky diving yet. smile.gif


I was disappointed at the lack of disconnecting. I was just waiting for it to happen really, and it never did, so I just waited away from the match area behind a street vendor's kiosk in the end, then I got bored and started blowing myself up.

And I still think we need to have a triathlon race from Alderney to the Airport.

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post May 18 2010, 08:58 PM
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I was up a crane sniping long distance at you. Dunno what the hell you were doing but you were over the road from the heli tour place. I spent half the match laughing at your...............er, weird behaviour. laugh.gif
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post May 19 2010, 07:50 AM
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I'm up for sky diving and a triathlon.


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post May 19 2010, 10:27 AM
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The only time I got my hands on a sniper there was no one to shoot at. Marney had gotten taken out a few seconds prior and everyone else was on the other side of the area, out of view.


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post May 19 2010, 04:08 PM
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i got a few good kills with the sniper before jaimie climbed up the crane and wasted me laugh.gif...

i'm still down for playing this match every other monday though... maybe we can create a different day for RDR because, i played a few hours of that last night and OMG, RDR online is fucking amazingly fun!!


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post May 19 2010, 05:32 PM
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Well the 360 never got going, so how's the Mondays inbetween GTA for RDR?


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post May 19 2010, 06:03 PM
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sounds aight i guess biggrin.gif... so, this monday then, lol??


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ May 19 2010, 07:03 PM) *
sounds aight i guess biggrin.gif... so, this monday then, lol??



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post May 26 2010, 05:18 PM
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