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[TreeFitty]

Surprised you didn't post about that little Chinese school bus with 60 people crammed into it and killed a bunch of kids.

[Marney1]

I had no idea he was still posting over here.

[demon]

Surprised you didn't post about that little Chinese school bus with 60 people crammed into it and killed a bunch of kids.

I've not heard about it. But even if I had, I would probably not post it. It's bad enough when it's adult people, but when it is kids it could be too tragic to post in a thread that has a lot of funny stories in it.

This post has been edited by demon: Nov 19 2011, 10:57 PM

[demon]

Man Arrested for Boosting Butts With Cement, Fix-A-Flat

Florida police on Friday arrested a man suspected of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots – injecting at least one woman with a cocktail of substances including cement, glue and tire sealant.

And, believe it or not, that man is the person pictured above.

Full story: abcnews.go.com.

They have a mug-shot of the man, and you will not believe he is a male. He/she/it looks like a bitch.


This post has been edited by demon: Nov 19 2011, 11:10 PM

[demon]

German gynecologist took secret photos of patients

Quoting monstersandcritics.com:

Schifferstadt, Germany - A German gynaecologist allegedly used a secret camera to photograph naked women while he was examining them according to a police investigation Wednesday.

At least 35,000 digital pictures, believed to depict 3,000 women over the past three years or more, were found during a search of the practice in Schifferstadt in western Germany at the end of August.

Prosecutor Lothar Liebig said the images showed the patients in 'various positions' as the doctor examined their sexual organs. Some images taken since 2008 were close-ups and others showed the complete patient.

A full-scale criminal inquiry requires a formal complaint first from one of the patients. Police announced a special number for patients to phone if they suspected they were victims. If convicted, the 58-year old gynaecologist, who has not been named, faces a fine or a prison term of up to one year.

The doctor's surgery has closed. Police said the doctor had offered no explanation for the images, but had offered to cooperate with the inquiry, explaining which women were in which pictures.

[Massacre]

Well, yeah. What's the point of becoming a gynecologist if you're not going to take pictures of all the vaginas?

[TreeFitty]

Yeah that's not really new or unique. That shit happens all the time. Dentists have been caught video taping themselves playing with knocked-out patients.

[Massacre]

You're an admin. That's weird. I'm used to you being green.

Edit: And yeah, I would diddle my patients.

This post has been edited by Massacre: Nov 22 2011, 12:15 AM

[TreeFitty]

I'm not quite used to it yet either... So yeah, now we can run this place like rebels.

[demon]

Well, yeah. What's the point of becoming a gynecologist if you're not going to take pictures of all the vaginas?

It was just some pictures (okay, it was 35000), it's not like he stole the vaginas and put them in jars with formaldehyde.

Yeah that's not really new or unique. That shit happens all the time. Dentists have been caught video taping themselves playing with knocked-out patients.

Dentists? It's not often that their patients are knocked out.



A Norwegian doctor was recently prosecuted for extorting young girls. He somehow got some pictures of the girls (I'm not sure of the details), then threatened to publish them unless they sent porn pictures to him. He did that to a large number of girls before someone reported him.

[demon]

Hate crime charges filed in Amish beard cutting

BERGHOLZ, Ohio -

Authorities raided the compound of a breakaway Amish group on Wednesday and arrested seven men on federal hate crime charges in hair-cutting attacks against Amish men and women.

Among those arrested were the group's leader, Samuel Mullet Sr., and three of his sons, said Mike Tobin, a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's office in Cleveland.

Several members of the group carried out the attacks in September and October by forcefully cutting the beards and hair of Amish men and women, authorities have said. Cutting the hair is a highly offensive act to the Amish, who believe the Bible instructs women to let their hair grow long and men to grow beards and stop shaving once they marry.

Mullet punished some by making them sleep in a chicken coop for days and was sexually intimate with married women in the community so that he could "cleanse them of the devil," the two said in the affidavit.

Full story: wfmz.com.

The charges carry a penalty of up 10 years in prison.

wow beard is a serious matter.

[demon]

Someone thinks snatching brides is bad!

Kyrgyzstan: Stop snatching brides

Bishkek - Kyrgyzstan President Roza Otunbayeva on Monday called for harsh sentences for thousands of men who kidnap brides in the largely Muslim nation, abusing an ancient tradition.

"Around 15 000 women each year become the victims of bride kidnapping," she said, ordering prosecutors to crack down on offenders in the Central Asian state.

Full story: news24.com

[demon]

This is what a BMW looks like after colliding with a runaway truck wheel. The accident happened in Norway yesterday.


The car. See the tire tracks.


The wheel.

Source: Norwegian newspaper dagbladet.no.

The BMW was a driving school car, and the driver was a drivers license "student" (not sure what to call it). The wheel came from an oncoming truck. All airbags was set off, and no one was harmed.

[demon]

Sarpsborg, Norway: A criminal in a hot pursuit with the police "pulls a James Bond" and pour oil out of the passenger door while driving. But the trick didn't work, the police car stayed on the road and the criminal was caught.

http://www.sa.no/lokale_nyheter/article5836466.ece
Translated with Google, it's not good English but I think it's somewhat legible:

Police hunting the James Bond-style

24-year-old from Sarpsborg was perhaps inspired by James Bond himself when he tried to shake off police during a car chase last year.

For while he was under prosecution of a police patrol in Torsnesveien in Fredrikstad on the night of 29 Last April, he emptied because the oil from the passenger side of the car in an attempt to get the police car to lose traction.

Confessed the trick
24-year-old confessed that James Bond trick, which is regarded as having sought to prevent a public servant in the lawful execution of the service, and a host of other crimes during the trial in Sarpsborg District Court last month.

Here he was sentenced to 120 days in jail, of which 75 days are suspended with probation for two years. He was also ordered to pay NOK 5,000 [USD 870] in fines and sentenced release date for the motor vehicle for a period of two years.

Multiple offenses
On top of that, he is ordered to pay NOK 1,000 [USD 174] in legal costs. The most severe conditions he is convicted is dealing with a total of about 20 grams of amphetamines and other drugs.

In addition, he is convicted of a series of violations of traffic laws, in terms of driving without a license and driving while drunk, not stopping for control and speeding.

The sentence also includes burglary, theft and handling stolen goods.

Don't try any Bond tricks if you're a crack head.

[demon]

A Russian citizen living in Germany was caught by Norwegian customs when he tried to smuggle butter. Yes, butter of all things. He had 90 kilograms of butter in his baggage.

A Russian citizen living in Germany was caught on Friday by Norwegian customs officers with 90 kilograms of contraband butter.

The Russian's butter party was not declared customs. He had to hand over the butter package to customs officials, reports newspaper VG.

- He said he would deliver it a place in Norway. One would almost think he had some contacts who would sell it on, or that he would sell it on yourself, says office manager Wenche Fredriksen Region Eastern Norway.

Half-Eaten butter are sold on auction sites like Finn.no, and a pound can cost NOK 500-600 [=USD 87-104]. The food safety authority is now warning against buying butter from unknown sources.

- Food should be purchased from professional and safe trading companies, not people on the home arena, says section manager Atle Wold the FSA.

Norwegian dairy Tine are not interested in people gaining butter on the black market.

- I would encourage people not to buy butter products that are posted on the Finn auctions and elsewhere, says communications manager Lars Galtung in Tine.

It is foolish to accept expensive offers when you do not know how the goods have been stored and transported, he said. (© AP)

Source: hegnar.no. First translated by Google, but the result made so little sense that I had to quickly translate it myself, duh.

[demon]

Manchester 'mole gang' escapes with just £6,000 after 100ft tunnel heist

Gang may have been left out of pocket by having to hire expensive drilling equipment, say police

It required six months hard graft, meticulous attention to detail and the scraping away of tonnes of earth and concrete to carve the tunnel found burrowed into a Manchester shopping centre.

Read the story at The Guardian.
Poor robbers, I feel sorry for them.

[demon]

Nuclear power plant incident in Sweden:

The management at the Ringhals nuclear power plant decided to run a pressure test before the maintenance was completed. By doing so they wanted to get the reactor up and running 40 hours earlier. The pressure test was performed without removing tools and equipment, and a left-behind vacuum cleaner caught on fire. The huge reactor hall was covered with a deposit of soot. The fire happened May 2011 and they are STILL not done cleaning up. The reactor hasn't been running since May and they have lost $ 300 millions worth of electricity. That's some expensive 40 hours.

The story was just revealed on a scrutinizing TV program, much of the incident had been covered up by the Ringhals management. A professor who was the leader of the authority appointed nuclear security committee talked too openly with media and was removed last year. He was interviewed and showed statistics proving Sweden was one of the worst in the world on operating nuclear power plants. In 2007 another Swedish power plant nearly had a melt-down. Nice being their neighbor!!! We always worry about Russian nuclear power plants, they are a risk but they are also farther away.

I just watched the documentary on TV this morning, it's not something I can link to. But there are probably something somewhere on the Internet about the fire at Ringhals.

[trathen93]

Hey demon, you do realise that we all pretty much moved over to igta5.com a good while a go, come and join us if you want to.

[TreeFitty]

*points to first link in demon's sig*

We abused him over there so he came back here.

[demon]

Hey demon, you do realise that we all pretty much moved over to igta5.com a good while a go, come and join us if you want to.

Thanks, but I've been active at igta5. They just talk bullshit there (which is not in any way bad), and I can't be there enough to keep track of the BS. Here I can stay on top of things, it takes just a minute each day.

*points to first link in demon's sig*

We abused him over there so he came back here.

Abuse? I don't remember it but it sounds fun.