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post Mar 28 2010, 04:16 AM
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post Aug 6 2010, 06:39 PM
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I saw a new commercial for this movie last night. It contained review quotes, which included "This is the manliest movie of all time," "If testosterone and an explosion had a baby, this would be the offspring," and the always-classy "Get ready to have a MANGASM."

Make of that what you will.


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post Aug 6 2010, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 6 2010, 07:39 PM) *
I saw a new commercial for this movie last night. It contained review quotes, which included "This is the manliest movie of all time," "If testosterone and an explosion had a baby, this would be the offspring," and the always-classy "Get ready to have a MANGASM."

Make of that what you will.



Sounds like most American commercials, always advertising something to the extreme.


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post Aug 7 2010, 03:58 AM
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QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Aug 6 2010, 03:04 PM) *
QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 6 2010, 07:39 PM) *
I saw a new commercial for this movie last night. It contained review quotes, which included "This is the manliest movie of all time," "If testosterone and an explosion had a baby, this would be the offspring," and the always-classy "Get ready to have a MANGASM."

Make of that what you will.



Sounds like most American commercials, always advertising something to the extreme.

They normally don't say 'mangasm' on television commercials. And that quote came from a formerly respectable source, if I remember correctly. The internet is finally seeping into mainstream media, but it's not the porn. Sad.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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- - 0bs3n3   I think I came.   Mar 28 2010, 07:44 AM
- - Darth Sexy   Hell yeah.   Mar 28 2010, 08:32 AM
- - Massacre   Dolph! Comedy event of the year.   Mar 28 2010, 06:40 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   Even though Jason Statham is in this movie, there...   Mar 28 2010, 09:07 PM
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- - Rick Astley   Arnie and Willis are in it too.   Mar 29 2010, 02:29 AM
- - Darth Sexy   And Stone Cold Steve Austin. It should be great.   Mar 29 2010, 03:11 AM
- - Massacre   The bald guy (not Statham), was that Randy Couture...   Mar 29 2010, 04:44 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 29 2010, 12:44 PM) ...   Mar 29 2010, 05:36 PM
|- - Darth Sexy   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 30 2010, 04...   Mar 30 2010, 11:10 AM
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- - Massacre   I've always thought of Seagal as B-list, to be...   Aug 5 2010, 06:00 PM
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|- - DuPz0r   QUOTE (Massacre @ Aug 6 2010, 07:39 PM) I...   Aug 6 2010, 07:04 PM
|- - TwoFacedTanner   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Aug 6 2010, 02:04 PM) QUO...   Aug 6 2010, 11:52 PM
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|- - Massacre   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Aug 6 2010, 03:04 PM) QUO...   Aug 7 2010, 03:58 AM
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|- - Darth Sexy   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Aug 10 2010, 08:10 AM) QUO...   Aug 10 2010, 07:08 AM
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|- - NukaLurk   QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Aug 12 2010, 05:09 AM...   Aug 13 2010, 12:54 AM
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- - bOnEs   yea, that scene with dolph at the end seemed a lit...   Aug 23 2010, 04:15 PM
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