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post Mar 16 2010, 05:55 PM
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post Mar 16 2010, 06:12 PM
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You mean cat's pajamas.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
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Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Mar 16 2010, 06:24 PM
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post Mar 16 2010, 06:35 PM
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That, I have not heard before. Nice one.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Mar 16 2010, 09:56 PM
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I'm just about to go for my 6th full runthrough of the demo. So addicting.


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post Mar 16 2010, 10:18 PM
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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Mar 17 2010, 01:20 PM
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Bussex?

That was EPIC. Nice find Bones. Can't wait for this shit.
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post Mar 17 2010, 08:21 PM
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when is this coming out? i played the demo... but i dont know what to expect, i mean... the story doesnt seem very good but ill admit i had fun just exploding stuff and stealing cars... I might get it if it comes out when theres nothing else i want.


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post Mar 17 2010, 11:03 PM
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It comes out next week.


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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
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post Mar 18 2010, 02:30 AM
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post Mar 18 2010, 01:14 PM
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Yeah, I played about 4 rounds of the demo last night. I love flying the planes. The helicopter's controls are still a bit wonky to me.

I've got the hang of targeting, using the grappling hook effectively (and deadly) and busting out some sick kamikaze action.

I can't wait til Tuesday.
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post Mar 18 2010, 08:29 PM
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i couldn't find anymore cool videos on youtube... that bus trick though, he must of been using a spawn cheat or something because, how in the hell did he get 20 buses together like that?! has anyone else tried to link a few rides together like that? it'd be cool to hook a bunch of cars to an airplane and take off with it...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Mar 18 2010, 08:57 PM
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Last night I attached a single barrel to a plane and the controls were TOTALLY thrown off. It was like I was towing an elephant.
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post Mar 18 2010, 10:30 PM
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This game seemed good, but they need to do a better job explaining what the hell you're supposed to do. I found myself running around in the middle of Buttfuck-Idaho for most of the demo, then after about 20 minutes I found a base and just started shooting shit.
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post Mar 18 2010, 10:56 PM
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It's a free roam game, with missions included. Do the mission in the game.


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post Mar 19 2010, 12:17 AM
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Yeah, it's pretty easy to find a mission if you actually pay attention. Open the map or PDA and you'll find tons of great info, descriptions of everything you come across in the game, and mission info telling you where to go.


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post Mar 19 2010, 02:14 PM
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I've been trying to focus on the missions, but by the time you blow up all the shit (cause CHAOS) to get your first mission, you barely have enough time to complete the mission. I've spent a lot of time working on my flight skills, both in the plane and helicopter. I REALLY want to check out the cities. In the first game, they weren't much, but they look much larger this time. It'll be nice to zip to the top of a sky scraper. I can also see myself flying planes into certain buildings just because I've been waiting for a terrorist simulator.
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I fitted in the mission just fine. I just went to one of the tanks, blew stuff up which quickly gets you to the mission.


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post Mar 19 2010, 04:19 PM
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I haven't found any tanks yet. Pretty much avoided any kind of 4-wheel vehicle so far.
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post Mar 22 2010, 09:27 PM
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This comes out tomorrow. I've watched a few gameplay videos online, it looks even more fucking amazing than in the demo.

Can't wait to get into the cities and start crashing Jumbo Jets into skyscrapers. Oh yeah, and doing missions and shit too.
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