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post Feb 22 2010, 04:46 PM
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doesn't play well with others...

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i saw this saturday night and plan on watching it again today before i send it back in to netflix biggrin.gif... decent action, good acting, fun story and just fun and entertaining throughout... this is now one of my favorite zombie movies, right behind "return of the living dead 2"...

woody is brilliant in this one, one of his best roles in a movie for me... i still liked him in kingpin more but, this is just as good of a performance... abigail bresslin was a surprise, didn't expect to see her in this movie... but, the michael cera clone was pretty good as well... i might actually like this guy more than michael cera and i don't even know his name!! and emma stone is sexy... and who can forget bill murray's cameo?!

it's currently carrying a 4.5/5 star rating on netflix, which means most of the public likes this movie as well... if you haven't see it yet, please do so ASAP... it's an hour and a half of entertaining fun...


QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.


You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- bOnEs   Zombieland   Feb 22 2010, 04:46 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Been meaning to check this out, if I see it at a R...   Feb 22 2010, 04:59 PM
- - DuPz0r   I watched this a while back. Pretty funny film. I ...   Feb 22 2010, 06:06 PM
- - bOnEs   shaun of the dead was a pretty good one... i tend ...   Feb 22 2010, 06:28 PM
- - Geert Wilders   First - Woody Harrelson's finest work is tied ...   Feb 22 2010, 07:11 PM
- - Pelican   I have to agree with Heartless. I don't feel t...   Mar 29 2010, 01:22 AM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   Great movie. Short but sweet. I have it saved on m...   Mar 29 2010, 03:18 AM
- - DuPz0r   Bill Murray is epic. I think i only wanted to see ...   Mar 29 2010, 11:47 AM
- - Pelican   I didn't even know he was in it, so that reall...   Mar 29 2010, 09:31 PM
- - Massacre   I don't see the big deal with finding Twinkies...   Mar 30 2010, 04:18 PM
- - Spoiler   what a coincidence, i just watch it today. watchab...   Mar 30 2010, 04:26 PM
|- - Pelican   I knew it too! I was so pissed that my gut fee...   Apr 1 2010, 06:35 PM
- - Qdeathstar   For such a great movie, the ending was disappointi...   Aug 19 2010, 04:02 AM
- - Massacre   I thought it was cool they set Tallahassee up for ...   Aug 19 2010, 04:36 PM
- - cuda is your boi   good start, gets stupidly boring in the end though...   Aug 24 2010, 08:56 PM
|- - TheAnalogKid2112   QUOTE (cuda is your boi @ Aug 24 2010, 01...   Sep 11 2010, 07:28 PM
- - cuda is your boi   i have been waiting since august 24 for this.   Sep 11 2010, 10:46 PM
- - Severus Snape   There were things I both liked and disliked about ...   Oct 8 2010, 09:27 PM
- - Qdeathstar   It was better than Resident Evil, but for what Res...   Oct 9 2010, 11:37 PM
|- - NukaLurk   QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Oct 9 2010, 07:37 PM)...   Oct 10 2010, 12:11 AM
- - Massacre   I don't even consider the Resident Evil series...   Oct 10 2010, 12:14 AM
- - bOnEs   i didn't even bother with the 4th resident evi...   Oct 12 2010, 01:49 AM
|- - Jon Sinon   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Oct 11 2010, 09:49 PM) i d...   Oct 21 2010, 01:48 PM
- - Pieface   I liked the Tomb Raider movies, they weren't b...   Oct 12 2010, 10:26 AM
- - Massacre   QUOTE (Pieface @ Oct 12 2010, 06:26 AM) I...   Oct 12 2010, 04:34 PM

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