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post Feb 18 2010, 11:47 PM
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I've been playing this game now for about a month, and I have to say that I'm fairly disappointed, what with all the hype it received. Everything it sets out to do, and that's a lot, it fails at miserably. The meat of the game is the FPS side, which is an undeniable throwback to about 20 years ago. The reticle is permanently frozen in first person hell, which never changes even if you manage to figure out a way to change the camera. Why is this a problem? Because if, and this happens a lot, one of your bumbling sidekicks mange to stand just so over your shoulder and behind you, all your bullets some how manage to hit them. Aiming is equally wonky and at random, where the game itself doesn't understand it's own programing. This means fighting Geth huskers with a shotgun is as equally pointless as fighting them with a pistol. When they charge at you, you'd think the visual cone effect would scatter the shots from your gun and hit multiple targets, but this is never the case. And further, if they get too close, once again the reticle forces you to hit whatever it is currently sitting on, rather then what you're actually aiming at. Med Gel only exists for the benefit of your cohorts, who are too retarded to use it themselves and resurrect you when you inevitably perish. This creates an odd scenario where it's far easier to force them forwards and fight till they die, bring them back, and continue. Since the enemies don't give XP, your buddies have infinite ammo and can be resurrected whenever, it often means that difficult fights find shepherd cowering in a small dark corner, waiting for the bad guys to go away.

The game is riddled with annoying bypass attempts and ridiculous hacking terminals, which tend to sabotage your entire game if you fail any of them. Say you fail at one that has a hidden tech inside, and you don't realize this, and you can never go back to it even if you could have a second chance, this could mean that later in the game half your squad dies. The bypass one is really hard, with only a small margin of success, and it wouldn't be so bad if it just wasn't so important to nail every single one of them. The hacking is moronic in simplicity, making one wonder why they ever put it in the first place. To add insult to injury, the last mini game, the resource scanning missions, is tedious and laughable, as you'll soon find yourself wasting mindless hours scouring the worlds for imaginary rocks you can't sell or trade anywhere. And remember, if you miss a single upgrade, anywhere, everyone dies at the end. And don't get any lofty ideas about giving all the upgrades to the team and none for yourself; even if you kill everyone on the last levels, you die too. Again. So remember, upgrade or else!

The big draw to the game is the conversations, which at times were inspired and rich, but mostly just repeated and recycled over and over again. Legion makes the best comments, at least for me, but it really isn't anything no-one else says either. The main aggravate in this system is the dippy renegade/paragon system, that you can use if you gain more points in them, but can't use if you don't have enough points. Which in turns means that it becomes incredibly stressful to not only gain points but also to use them. And remember, if you don't use either, horrible, horrible, horrible things will happen. Like Legion/Tali becoming disloyal, or any number of rewards or story-lines being lost.

The missions were straight forward and formulaic, with all the loyalty missions just being rewashed versions of each other. No matter what happens, someones parent is evil, they have deep psychological torment and they endlessly make things worse for themselves at home. Yay.

Why am I still playing?


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- Geert Wilders   Mass Effect 2 [spoilers ftw]   Feb 18 2010, 11:47 PM
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- - Massacre   FUCK. You've beaten it, right, Heartless? Ho...   Feb 22 2010, 05:38 AM
- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 22 2010, 12:38 AM) ...   Feb 22 2010, 07:35 AM
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|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 22 2010, 06:32 PM) ...   Feb 22 2010, 11:33 PM
- - Massacre   Towards the end of the "mission," when y...   Feb 22 2010, 11:41 PM
|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 22 2010, 06:41 PM) ...   Feb 23 2010, 12:09 AM
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|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 22 2010, 07:14 PM) ...   Feb 23 2010, 12:31 AM
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- - Geert Wilders   That's a great another. Another great idea: if...   Feb 23 2010, 11:01 PM
|- - Qdeathstar   QUOTE (Geert Wilders @ Feb 24 2010, 12:01...   Feb 26 2010, 10:33 PM
|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Feb 26 2010, 05:33 PM...   Feb 26 2010, 10:52 PM
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|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 25 2010, 12:28 PM) ...   Feb 25 2010, 06:03 PM
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|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 25 2010, 01:40 PM) ...   Feb 25 2010, 06:48 PM
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|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 25 2010, 01:50 PM) ...   Feb 25 2010, 06:54 PM
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|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 25 2010, 03:12 PM) ...   Feb 25 2010, 11:59 PM
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|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 26 2010, 12:36 PM) ...   Feb 26 2010, 06:55 PM
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