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post Feb 15 2010, 09:19 PM
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So I know if this is a really silly topic of discussion but I gave it and I wanted to hear other users thoughts. So where do your nicknames come from? I invented my nickname "Jacko" from my first name which is Jaakko and begins with the letter J. The extension of numbers comes from my birth year which is 1990 and though it sounds silly with my nickname it helps other users at recognizing me cause there's a user called Zacko. smile.gif I find it often very hard to invent a catchy nickname starting with the letter J.
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bOnEs
post Feb 8 2011, 04:08 PM
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wow, i guess i never posted why i chose bOnEs... years and years ago i went by the moniker, "artistadam"... it was the first name i chose for my very first email address, and it became my online alias as well, and still is to this day... but after falling in love with the golden age of piracy from the 16th/17th century and this image from a zelda enemy,



...i came up with the name "captain bones"... i used that for years but, more recently i've had the ability to choose "bones" to shorten the moniker at forums like this... but, when bones isn't available, i usually spell it like this, .:bOnEs... i've adapted to "bones" over the years and have stuck with it... but, i still use "artistadam" for a lot of things because, it's usually always available... and if it isn't, i call myself, "therealartistadam"...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Jacko90   Online nicknames   Feb 15 2010, 09:19 PM
- - Massacre   Good nickname with a J: Jackoff, or Jerkoff. Very ...   Feb 15 2010, 09:25 PM
|- - Jacko90   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 16 2010, 12:25 AM) ...   Feb 15 2010, 09:42 PM
- - Massacre   It's not from Fallout, but I do wear a similar...   Feb 15 2010, 09:47 PM
- - TreeFitty   South Park. 'tis all.   Feb 15 2010, 10:04 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   This name was given to me by a user on this site t...   Feb 15 2010, 10:07 PM
- - Massacre   Pyro, nigga.   Feb 15 2010, 10:08 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 15 2010, 05:08 PM) ...   Feb 15 2010, 10:12 PM
|- - Jacko90   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 16 2010, 01:08 AM) ...   Feb 15 2010, 10:13 PM
- - TreeFitty   yes, pyrohazard/pyrocy as it is now. He was on no...   Feb 15 2010, 10:14 PM
- - Massacre   Yeah, it's Pyrohazard.   Feb 15 2010, 10:14 PM
- - Kaptain.Kuntz   My name was orginally therealcbc. I changed it to ...   Feb 15 2010, 10:54 PM
- - Dickruler   im dick because people bullied me in 2005   Feb 15 2010, 11:06 PM
- - PS Fanboy   PS Fanboy comes from the fact that I've never ...   Feb 16 2010, 01:02 AM
- - Marney1   My real name is John Smith and I was born in Ohio,...   Feb 16 2010, 01:25 AM
- - t1nyt3rr4h   My original name on here was Edgecrusher, which is...   Feb 16 2010, 01:55 AM
- - Geert Wilders   Heartless was just one of about a dozen random nam...   Feb 16 2010, 02:02 AM
- - E_Z   QUOTE (Geert Wilders @ Feb 15 2010, 09:02...   Feb 16 2010, 02:16 AM
- - Jimothey   Jimothey came from a stoned/drunk night many many ...   Feb 16 2010, 10:49 AM
- - TwoFacedTanner   Two Faced Tanner was a mission in Grand Theft Auto...   Jul 24 2010, 09:17 PM
- - ViceMan   I'm... sure I posted in this topic? But appare...   Jul 24 2010, 10:17 PM
- - Dickruler   i was darkruler a very long time ago because i was...   Jul 25 2010, 11:28 AM
- - Massacre   You rule dicks. Much shorter version.   Jul 25 2010, 09:33 PM
- - Simon Elliott   I jack members real names off facebook.   Jul 26 2010, 06:12 AM
- - bOnEs   who's simon?   Jul 26 2010, 08:15 PM
- - Massacre   Marney.   Jul 26 2010, 08:17 PM
|- - 0bs3n3   QUOTE (Massacre @ Jul 27 2010, 06:17 AM) ...   Jul 27 2010, 07:30 AM
- - OptimumPx   OptimumPx doesn't mean a goddamn thing. I w...   Jul 27 2010, 08:41 AM
- - asthenia   Don't lie. It means Optimum Pixels, you fuckin...   Jul 27 2010, 10:25 AM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (asthenia @ Jul 27 2010, 11:25 AM) ...   Jul 27 2010, 05:52 PM
|- - asthenia   Do it Massy! QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jul 27 201...   Jul 30 2010, 07:48 AM
- - Massacre   QUOTE (0bs3n3 @ Jul 27 2010, 03:30 AM) QU...   Jul 27 2010, 04:26 PM
- - Massacre   I need to get a forum-related tattoo. Fuck Ast wor...   Jul 27 2010, 05:57 PM
- - River   Its me last name. (and wtf, ghey ass title someon...   Jul 27 2010, 06:07 PM
- - Darth Sexy   I was 15, and I honestly don't know where the ...   Jul 30 2010, 05:29 AM
- - Massacre   Probably will do it. Thought about getting the iGT...   Jul 30 2010, 07:00 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Massacre @ Jul 30 2010, 08:00 PM) ...   Jul 30 2010, 08:59 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   I'm a die hard Rush fan; The Analog Kid is a s...   Jul 31 2010, 06:54 AM
- - Jaeger   I'm a huge Metal Geal fan, and Frank Jaeger is...   Aug 3 2010, 09:36 AM
- - demon   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 16 2010, 03:25 AM) M...   Sep 6 2010, 09:46 PM
- - DRUGS   *Facepalm*   Sep 7 2010, 01:49 AM
- - DuPz0r   Bushka was a hybrid nickname from school. My last ...   Sep 7 2010, 09:02 AM
- - NCP   I used to do politics and was a commie back then.....   Dec 29 2010, 02:29 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (NCP @ Dec 29 2010, 02:29 PM) I use...   Dec 29 2010, 09:16 PM
- - demon   QUOTE (DRUGS @ Sep 7 2010, 02:49 AM) *Fac...   Dec 31 2010, 07:20 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (demon @ Dec 31 2010, 07:20 PM) QUO...   Feb 5 2011, 03:43 PM
|- - demon   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 5 2011, 04:43 PM) QU...   Feb 5 2011, 07:33 PM
- - Bulkstack   Originally i was thefirm (probably the worst name ...   Feb 5 2011, 03:02 PM
- - Marney1   ^ Marney is a nickname I've always had becaus...   Feb 5 2011, 07:46 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 5 2011, 07:46 PM) No...   Feb 5 2011, 10:00 PM
||- - Marney1   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Feb 5 2011, 10:00 PM) QU...   Feb 5 2011, 11:26 PM
|- - DuPz0r   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 5 2011, 07:46 PM) Ma...   Feb 9 2011, 12:59 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Feb 9 2011, 12:59 AM) QUO...   Feb 9 2011, 12:39 PM
- - demon   I just did some research, and it turns out that ev...   Feb 7 2011, 01:06 AM
- - bOnEs   wow, i guess i never posted why i chose bOnEs... y...   Feb 8 2011, 04:08 PM
|- - Tranque   My dorkiness knows no bounds.   Feb 8 2011, 05:06 PM
- - Massacre   Your foray in the realm of RP seems to have gone r...   Feb 8 2011, 07:16 PM
- - Tranque   I've always been a dedicated RPer, hoecake. Go...   Feb 8 2011, 07:18 PM
- - Massacre   Hm, writing got me into RP. Every RPG needs a plag...   Feb 8 2011, 08:12 PM
- - Severus Snape   My nickname really means....nothing. I just choos...   Feb 8 2011, 10:02 PM
- - ViceMan   While you're at it buy the trademark to Marney...   Feb 9 2011, 04:34 PM


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