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post Feb 11 2010, 07:44 AM
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I've always been fascinated by mutations in humans. Anyone here have any interesting stories?

As a run down, I was born without wisdom teeth, and an enhanced immune system that makes me far more resistant to various things. My wife, like 90 percent of the world, has oral herpes. I've been with her for like, 5 years, and I know I've been with a lot of other broads. To this day I have never been able to get it, and I've been tested and everything. However, I do get sick about once every 1-2 years, coming up on it soon I think, where I get a nasty respiratory infection. I was born with bronchiolar asthma, but managed to overcome it early in life. However, as I said, every few years I manage to develop a huge illness that leaves me bedridden for a week. During this time I vomit blood and tissue, but it's not so bad, as it's a free pass for the rest of the time. Like, my entire staff and all my friends would get the cold flu, and I'd spend a lot of time around them and barely get a sniffle.

Further, despite how much I drink, I never get a hangover, and I have never been "addicted" - and I've tested this theory and eveything. One night I drank a case of beer, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, and then I lost count. I didn't drink for a month to see what would happen, and nothing. Dunno, just can't seem to do it.

So, any weird stories?


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- Geert Wilders   Any mutants here?   Feb 11 2010, 07:44 AM
- - Marney1   Oral herpes is the proper term for cold sores inni...   Feb 11 2010, 08:38 AM
- - 0bs3n3   I wouldn't be surprised if there were.   Feb 11 2010, 08:43 AM
- - TreeFitty   I seem to be more resistant to the common cold. I...   Feb 11 2010, 09:03 AM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 11 2010, 09:03 AM)...   Feb 11 2010, 11:28 AM
|- - Tranque   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 11 2010, 09:03 AM)...   Feb 11 2010, 05:47 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   My penis is 8 kilometers long.   Feb 11 2010, 02:33 PM
- - PS Fanboy   My molar teeth have triple roots instead of two......   Feb 11 2010, 04:29 PM
- - Massacre   I only get sick once a year (though I have a stuff...   Feb 11 2010, 05:45 PM
- - Massacre   Yeah, this one guy grew a gay on his back. It...   Feb 11 2010, 05:53 PM
- - Tranque   Hell, I grew from the back of Freddie Mercury (pos...   Feb 11 2010, 05:58 PM
- - Massacre   I would've pegged his mustache as the point of...   Feb 11 2010, 06:02 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 11 2010, 01:02 PM) ...   Feb 11 2010, 06:20 PM
- - bOnEs   i rarely get sick, unless i am drinking, lol ... i...   Feb 11 2010, 06:41 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   My bones are infused with Adamantium and I can eja...   Feb 11 2010, 06:47 PM
- - Massacre   That's almost better than claws.   Feb 11 2010, 06:47 PM
- - Darth Sexy   I have a third nipple. Nothing else to see here.   Feb 12 2010, 01:37 AM
- - Spoiler   i have some body parts where the skin is easy to g...   Feb 12 2010, 03:37 AM
|- - TreeFitty   QUOTE (Spoiler @ Feb 11 2010, 10:37 PM) i...   Feb 12 2010, 03:48 AM
- - Spoiler   aye, that's what i meant.   Feb 12 2010, 03:48 AM
- - TreeFitty   Oh okay was wondering if there was some other thin...   Feb 12 2010, 03:50 AM
- - PS Fanboy   Actually, now that I think about it, I'm prett...   Feb 12 2010, 04:08 PM
- - Passionate Homo Sapiens Ingester   QUOTE (Tranque @ Feb 11 2010, 05:47 PM) Q...   Feb 12 2010, 08:26 PM
- - Jacko   Any mutations huh? Well my other leg is a little b...   Feb 28 2010, 10:30 AM
- - Pieface   If I cross my middle finger, and the one next to t...   Feb 28 2010, 11:00 AM
|- - marney1   QUOTE (Pieface @ Feb 28 2010, 11:00 AM) I...   Feb 28 2010, 07:38 PM
- - E_Z   I get sick easy. I went outside without a jacket f...   Feb 28 2010, 08:02 PM
|- - Massacre   I was just outside for an hour with no coat. Fucki...   Feb 28 2010, 10:34 PM
- - Edgecrusher   Well I've been 6'3" since I was twelv...   Feb 28 2010, 11:25 PM
- - E_Z   QUOTE (Edgecrusher @ Feb 28 2010, 06:25 P...   Feb 28 2010, 11:39 PM
- - Bain   I can eat healthy, only run, no muscle building, a...   Mar 1 2010, 11:22 PM
|- - Red Right Hand   QUOTE (Bain @ Mar 1 2010, 06:22 PM) I can...   Mar 2 2010, 12:25 AM
- - Passionate Homo Sapiens Ingester   Most of the things in this thread are very normal ...   Mar 27 2010, 02:30 PM
- - Rick Astley   I hate you.   Mar 28 2010, 03:57 AM
|- - Bain   QUOTE (Rick Astley @ Mar 27 2010, 09:57 P...   Mar 28 2010, 06:42 PM
- - E_Z   QUOTE (Bain @ Mar 1 2010, 07:22 PM) I can...   Mar 30 2010, 04:13 PM
- - Massacre   I'm growing tentacles. That counts, right?   Mar 30 2010, 04:57 PM


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