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bOnEs
post Feb 23 2010, 12:20 AM
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i win again... one more and i'm a gold member biggrin.gif... that was a good match though... the catwalks gave the match some altitude and gave some of the snipers something to do as well... like new major and the highway overlook laugh.gif... i blasted him off there once with a rocket... i didn't get the kill but, he died...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Feb 23 2010, 12:25 AM
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Good match, I swear some of you can curve bullets like on Wanted... ph34r.gif Races were fun too.


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post Feb 23 2010, 12:29 AM
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Yeah you got me there. I was trying to pick off whoever was white when I heard the rocket fire. After dodging like 6 or 8 of those rockets I figured I could stay looking through the scope to get the kill for another half second, thinking I could still run away in time. I was wrong. I missed on the shot and tried to run but the explosion and gravity got the best of me. But I think I sniped you twice before that.
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post Feb 23 2010, 12:32 AM
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QUOTE (new major on the block @ Feb 22 2010, 07:29 PM) *
I was trying to pick off whoever was white

Racist.


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QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2009, 03:43 AM) *
Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Feb 23 2010, 12:38 AM
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lol, i meant whomever had the white blip and name at the time the rocket was fired at me

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post Feb 23 2010, 12:48 AM
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I was basically a lamb to the slaughter, I was so poor it was crazy. still enjoyed it though.
Im interested to see what the next match will be like


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post Feb 23 2010, 01:19 AM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 22 2010, 07:32 PM) *
QUOTE (new major on the block @ Feb 22 2010, 07:29 PM) *
I was trying to pick off whoever was white

Racist.


Kill whitey.



Where'd Marney go? Usually in here blabbing about how he sat in one spot the whole match.


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post Feb 23 2010, 01:35 AM
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@new major - yea, you got me a couple of times from up there... and marney sniped me once as well...

not sure where i want to set up the next match yet... gimme a couple of days...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Feb 23 2010, 02:18 AM
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hey i just signed up on igrandtheftauto.com. i would like to play with you guys????? PSN ID: tristenboyle
PLZ INVITE ME!!!!
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post Feb 23 2010, 02:31 AM
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Match is already over. There will be another on March the 8th though at 11pm GMT.


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post Feb 23 2010, 03:18 AM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 22 2010, 08:35 PM) *
@new major - yea, you got me a couple of times from up there... and marney sniped me once as well...

not sure where i want to set up the next match yet... gimme a couple of days...

Is there an option that confines you to the area around the old casino from the last mission?


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QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2009, 03:43 AM) *
Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Feb 23 2010, 03:21 AM
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Nope. Can set it as a rule though, for that match.


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post Feb 23 2010, 03:31 AM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 23 2010, 01:19 AM) *
QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 22 2010, 07:32 PM) *
QUOTE (new major on the block @ Feb 22 2010, 07:29 PM) *
I was trying to pick off whoever was white

Racist.


Kill whitey.



Where'd Marney go? Usually in here blabbing about how he sat in one spot the whole match.

Lost connection in the last 10mins and had to restart my PS3 in the end..........I was winning too! lamo.gif

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post Feb 23 2010, 03:32 AM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 22 2010, 10:21 PM) *
Nope. Can set it as a rule though, for that match.

Just curious. There are plenty of areas that would make for a great deathmatch.

I honestly have no idea why I still post in these deathmatch topics. sleep.gif

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Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Feb 23 2010, 03:47 AM
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I haven't made one yet and I'm still here throwing ideas around. mellow.gif


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post Feb 23 2010, 03:54 AM
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Oh. Well fuck it, here I am.


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QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2009, 03:43 AM) *
Massacre, you make me look like a rational, moral, kind person.
QUOTE (Marney1 @ Oct 26 2009, 01:22 PM) *
Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 17 2010, 04:22 PM) *
When Massacre is around, everything is violated... Whether it likes it or not.
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Mar 6 2011, 09:40 AM) *
Whenever I think of "human resources" Massacre immediately springs to mind.


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post Feb 23 2010, 04:21 AM
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QUOTE (tristenboyle @ Feb 22 2010, 09:18 PM) *
hey i just signed up on igrandtheftauto.com. i would like to play with you guys????? PSN ID: tristenboyle
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Welcome to iGTA!

As stated, this one is over but you can join the next one 2 weeks from now. Post your PSN in the new topic here: http://www.igrandtheftauto.com/forums/inde...howtopic=795294




And for everyone else the Leaderboard has been updated. Any mistakes let me know or blame El-Nino.


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post Feb 23 2010, 10:36 AM
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I can only apologise for my absence. I have the memory of a fucking goldfish. I will put up notices to make sure I will be there for the next one. I even charged up my headset!


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post Feb 23 2010, 04:13 PM
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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 23 2010, 04:21 AM) *
.....And for everyone else the Leaderboard has been updated. Any mistakes let me know or blame El-Nino.


at least I got the results with the camera from my shitty mobile. I dont think any slight mis-read numbers could affect the scoreboard really, because there wasn't any scores that were within a few hundred of each other


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post Feb 23 2010, 04:19 PM
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Sorry I didn't make it. I ended up getting baked off this really trippsy weed at school and it tired me me right the fuck out.

Also, Fuck you Bones. Steal my Gold Account.... dry.gif
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