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post Feb 4 2010, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- bOnEs   General New Vegas Topic   Feb 4 2010, 05:06 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   I was just about to make this thread - thought you...   Feb 4 2010, 05:12 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Feb 4 2010, 12...   Feb 4 2010, 05:31 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 4 2010, 12:31 PM) QUOT...   Feb 4 2010, 05:43 PM
- - bOnEs   yea, me too... i think they are using the fallout ...   Feb 4 2010, 05:18 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   That's what I'm thinking too. Very excited...   Feb 4 2010, 05:26 PM
- - t1nyt3rr4h   Better hurry up and finish the Fallout 3 expansion...   Feb 4 2010, 05:40 PM
- - Marney1   I'm not going to bother with Fallout 3 now bec...   Feb 4 2010, 05:46 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 4 2010, 12:46 PM) I...   Feb 4 2010, 05:58 PM
- - Geert Wilders   Am I the only one who feels like this may be movin...   Feb 4 2010, 06:50 PM
- - bOnEs   well, we haven't even heard of what the story ...   Feb 4 2010, 07:37 PM
- - PS Fanboy   I don't even have Fallout 3. And tbh I'm n...   Feb 4 2010, 07:59 PM
- - Geert Wilders   Well, 3 didn't have anywhere near the deep lev...   Feb 4 2010, 08:00 PM
- - PS Fanboy   Vegas does sound tempting though...   Feb 4 2010, 08:04 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Pretty good analysis of the trailer over at Kotaku...   Feb 4 2010, 08:46 PM
- - Geert Wilders   About the scary cowboy dude. Fallout isn't goi...   Feb 4 2010, 11:35 PM
|- - t1nyt3rr4h   QUOTE (Geert Wilders @ Feb 4 2010, 11:35 ...   Feb 5 2010, 12:54 AM
|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (t1nyt3rr4h @ Feb 4 2010, 07:54 PM)...   Feb 5 2010, 02:18 AM
|- - OptimumPx   QUOTE (t1nyt3rr4h @ Feb 4 2010, 07:54 PM)...   Feb 7 2010, 07:14 PM
- - bOnEs   nah, i think he's just an advertisement... but...   Feb 5 2010, 12:00 AM
- - Massacre   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 4 2010, 12:46 PM) I...   Feb 5 2010, 02:32 AM
- - Geert Wilders   I was going to say that robot looks more like some...   Feb 5 2010, 02:33 AM
- - Massacre   Was there something like it in the other Fallout g...   Feb 5 2010, 02:35 AM
- - Geert Wilders   Most of the Robots from the first three games all ...   Feb 5 2010, 02:39 AM
- - Massacre   I'll need to check again later. I'm not ab...   Feb 5 2010, 02:43 AM
- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 4 2010, 09:32 PM) A...   Feb 5 2010, 03:37 AM
|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 4 2010, 10:37 PM) QUOT...   Feb 5 2010, 05:27 AM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Fallout 3 takes place at a different time than the...   Feb 5 2010, 01:59 PM
- - Geert Wilders   Well, if the leak can be trusted, which it can...   Feb 5 2010, 02:49 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Geert Wilders @ Feb 5 2010, 09:49 ...   Feb 5 2010, 03:54 PM
- - Geert Wilders   http://hellforge.gameriot.com/blogs/Hellfo...llout...   Feb 5 2010, 04:15 PM
- - bOnEs   that leak probably can't be trusted but, that ...   Feb 5 2010, 04:20 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   AH yes, I read that awhile back. Seems like more o...   Feb 5 2010, 04:43 PM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Feb 5 2010, 11...   Feb 6 2010, 02:23 AM
- - bOnEs   as well as PSM... both come out this month actuall...   Feb 6 2010, 07:06 AM
- - t1nyt3rr4h   New details from PC Gamer   Feb 6 2010, 11:47 PM
|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (t1nyt3rr4h @ Feb 6 2010, 06:47 PM)...   Feb 7 2010, 04:18 AM
|- - t1nyt3rr4h   QUOTE (Geert Wilders @ Feb 7 2010, 04:18 ...   Feb 7 2010, 12:43 PM
- - Massacre   ^ While I've never heard of the source CVG got...   Feb 7 2010, 01:26 AM
- - OptimumPx   Personally, given the Fallout world's obsessio...   Feb 7 2010, 08:36 AM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (OptimumPx @ Feb 7 2010, 03:36 AM) ...   Feb 7 2010, 04:49 PM
- - Darth Sexy   I am of course looking forward to this game, but I...   Feb 7 2010, 10:42 AM
- - DuPz0r   The guy at the end of the trailer reminds me of th...   Feb 7 2010, 03:35 PM
- - t1nyt3rr4h   Yeah, I realised that after I posted it. I looked...   Feb 7 2010, 08:34 PM
- - Asthenia   Bring this shit on now!   Feb 7 2010, 10:00 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   Hell yeah!   Feb 11 2010, 12:38 AM
- - bOnEs   here's some scans from the playstation magazin...   Feb 11 2010, 05:41 PM
- - Massacre   Holy shit. That looks just like Fallout 3's gr...   Feb 11 2010, 05:59 PM
- - bOnEs   i like the sound of the story, and the changes tha...   Feb 11 2010, 06:06 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   It sounds pretty good. I'll keep my ear to the...   Feb 11 2010, 06:41 PM
- - bOnEs   if anyone ever finds scans of the xbox magazine pr...   Feb 11 2010, 06:50 PM
- - Massacre   I'm subscribed, so I'll probably scan them...   Feb 11 2010, 07:06 PM
- - Geert Wilders   The Fallout Wiki has some really good info and lin...   Feb 11 2010, 11:05 PM
- - OptimumPx   Vault 21 then? I wonder how long it's been op...   Feb 12 2010, 08:16 AM
|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (OptimumPx @ Feb 12 2010, 03:16 AM)...   Feb 12 2010, 03:22 PM
- - Tranque   At first I was like, meh, since I'm less enthu...   Feb 12 2010, 08:54 AM
- - bOnEs   so, it's probably safe to assume that the town...   Feb 12 2010, 04:20 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 12 2010, 11:20 AM) so,...   Feb 12 2010, 04:23 PM
- - Massacre   Well, you get your pip-boy and a vault suit from t...   Feb 12 2010, 05:48 PM
- - bOnEs   did i read that goodsprings is an old wild west to...   Feb 12 2010, 06:05 PM
- - Massacre   I'm thinking of getting into modding, just so ...   Feb 12 2010, 06:11 PM
- - bOnEs   that looks like a kick ass living room ... i actua...   Feb 12 2010, 06:39 PM
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- - bOnEs   if i had a grand, i would of bought a new computer...   Feb 12 2010, 07:15 PM
- - bOnEs   here's the xbox 360 magazine preview.... i...   Feb 14 2010, 04:44 PM
- - Geert Wilders   I tend to agree with what Kashluk said.   Feb 14 2010, 05:26 PM
- - bOnEs   not me... i'm sick of reading comments from ne...   Feb 15 2010, 04:31 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 15 2010, 11:31 AM) not...   Feb 15 2010, 04:33 PM
- - bOnEs   yea, the guys that played the older ones like to b...   Feb 15 2010, 04:53 PM
|- - Geert Wilders   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 15 2010, 11:53 AM) yea...   Feb 15 2010, 06:09 PM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (Geert Wilders @ Feb 15 2010, 01:09...   Feb 15 2010, 06:32 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 15 2010, 01:32 PM) ...   Feb 15 2010, 07:15 PM
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- - Geert Wilders   ME2 and F3 makes me say this: I hear-by call a mor...   Feb 16 2010, 02:08 AM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Geert Wilders @ Feb 15 2010, 09:08...   Feb 16 2010, 07:08 AM
- - Geert Wilders   Caps is an enormous part of it, sure, but otherwis...   Feb 16 2010, 07:56 AM
- - bOnEs   did they have lockpicking and terminal hacking in ...   Feb 16 2010, 04:53 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Feb 16 2010, 11:53 AM) did...   Feb 16 2010, 05:00 PM
- - Massacre   QUOTE (Geert Wilders @ Feb 15 2010, 09:08...   Feb 16 2010, 05:31 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 16 2010, 12:31 PM) ...   Feb 16 2010, 07:20 PM
|- - Massacre   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Feb 16 2010, 02...   Feb 17 2010, 05:40 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Massacre @ Feb 17 2010, 12:40 PM) ...   Feb 17 2010, 06:04 PM
- - bOnEs   http://n4g.com/NewsPending-477405.aspx someone cl...   Feb 16 2010, 10:55 PM
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|- - §ynch   QUOTE (TheAnalogKid2112 @ Apr 3 2010, 02...   Apr 4 2010, 04:26 AM
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- - Han Stoic   This is still fresh on my mind. Like death, there ...   May 3 2010, 03:08 PM
- - bOnEs   woah, i need to check out all of that shit tonight...   May 3 2010, 03:25 PM
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- - Emperor Massacre   Trust me, when you can afford a new PC, you'll...   May 4 2010, 04:24 PM
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