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post Jan 28 2010, 12:13 AM
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DEATH MATCH 2
Happiness Island


Duration: 45 mins
Auto-Aim: Allow
Weapons: Powerful
Police: Off
Traffic: Parked
Pedestrians: Off
Blips: Off
Online I.D Display: On
Reticule Health: On
Voice Chat: On
Respawn Distance: Far
Respawn Time: 1 Second
Time of Day: Morning
Weather: Clear

Settings chosen by previous winner & this match's host DuPz0r.

The Prize Is The Right To Wear This In Your Sig For A Fortnight


Currently Held By DuPz0rThe Winner Of iGTA Death Match 1


Confirmed Players: PS Fanboy ~ bOnEs ~ [color="#FFA500"]Marney1 ~ ViceMan ~ DuPz0r ~ GLC ~ El-Nino ~ TinyTerror (?) ~ El-Nino


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post Jan 28 2010, 06:44 AM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Marney1   iGTA Death Match 2 (PS3)   Jan 28 2010, 12:13 AM
- - angeal 18   I will do it if it lets me join this time.   Jan 28 2010, 01:04 AM
- - PS Fanboy   I'm definatly in.   Jan 28 2010, 03:12 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (PS Fanboy @ Jan 28 2010, 03:12 AM)...   Jan 28 2010, 03:24 AM
- - bOnEs   i'm down, like a quarter pound...   Jan 28 2010, 06:44 AM
- - Marney1   Sound as a pound - I'd better put my own name ...   Jan 28 2010, 07:11 AM
- - TreeFitty   <---back on "probably won't show...   Jan 28 2010, 07:27 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 28 2010, 07:27 AM)...   Jan 28 2010, 08:51 AM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Jan 28 2010, 08:51 AM) Q...   Jan 28 2010, 09:51 AM
- - TreeFitty   out with friends?   Jan 28 2010, 08:54 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 28 2010, 08:54 AM)...   Jan 28 2010, 08:55 AM
- - DuPz0r   Well I'm obviously in. I need to defend the ti...   Jan 28 2010, 12:42 PM
- - ViceMan   I hate Happiness Island as there's very little...   Jan 28 2010, 12:50 PM
- - DuPz0r   Yeah but we all know each other enough to make it ...   Jan 28 2010, 12:53 PM
- - TreeFitty   and there's no blips so you can't just run...   Jan 28 2010, 03:42 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 28 2010, 03:42 PM)...   Jan 28 2010, 04:04 PM
- - GLC   Woo, no blips. I'm in.   Jan 28 2010, 03:44 PM
- - DuPz0r   That's why i put it as 45mins because blips ar...   Jan 28 2010, 04:48 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Jan 28 2010, 04:48 PM) Th...   Jan 28 2010, 05:03 PM
- - TreeFitty   Yeah and I'm sure everyone will try to use the...   Jan 28 2010, 05:34 PM
- - DuPz0r   I guess. But 15 minutes more could give people tha...   Jan 28 2010, 05:51 PM
- - TreeFitty   and plenty of time to reconnect.   Jan 28 2010, 05:56 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 28 2010, 05:56 PM)...   Jan 28 2010, 06:06 PM
- - bOnEs   i got disconnected twice, lost over $1500 and...   Jan 28 2010, 06:26 PM
- - Marney1   Whoops! Almost forgot to include myself yeste...   Jan 28 2010, 07:45 PM
- - El-Nino   I'll put myself down again but its subject to ...   Jan 28 2010, 09:37 PM
- - Marney1   Alright then la'   Jan 28 2010, 09:55 PM
- - TreeFitty   *cough* enjoy the new pic *cough*   Jan 29 2010, 06:59 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 29 2010, 06:59 AM)...   Jan 29 2010, 08:02 AM
- - TreeFitty   The news post was where I got the idea in the firs...   Jan 29 2010, 08:24 AM
- - DuPz0r   I'm i missing something? Let me see your creat...   Jan 29 2010, 05:19 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Jan 29 2010, 05:19 PM) I...   Jan 29 2010, 05:21 PM
|- - DuPz0r   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Jan 29 2010, 05:21 PM) Q...   Jan 29 2010, 05:24 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Jan 29 2010, 05:24 PM) QU...   Jan 29 2010, 05:27 PM
- - DuPz0r   lol   Jan 29 2010, 05:41 PM
- - TreeFitty   You saw nothing.   Jan 29 2010, 05:56 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 29 2010, 05:56 PM)...   Jan 29 2010, 06:09 PM
|- - TreeFitty   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 29 2010, 01:09 PM) Q...   Jan 29 2010, 06:23 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 29 2010, 06:23 PM)...   Jan 29 2010, 06:55 PM
- - TreeFitty   unless you have one hell of a hiding spot and no o...   Jan 29 2010, 07:01 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 29 2010, 07:01 PM)...   Jan 29 2010, 07:45 PM
- - TreeFitty   You can move around. venture out for ammo, kill so...   Jan 29 2010, 07:49 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 29 2010, 07:49 PM)...   Jan 29 2010, 08:12 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 29 2010, 07:49 PM)...   Jan 29 2010, 08:15 PM
- - TreeFitty   I think it's on the first level of the statue ...   Jan 29 2010, 08:16 PM
- - PS Fanboy   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 29 2010, 03:16 PM)...   Jan 29 2010, 08:17 PM
- - DuPz0r   I'm gonna shoot statue of liberty in the heart...   Jan 29 2010, 08:20 PM
- - TreeFitty   can still catch people moving out in the open betw...   Jan 29 2010, 08:20 PM
- - PS Fanboy   As long as people aren't in the bushes that sn...   Jan 29 2010, 08:21 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (PS Fanboy @ Jan 29 2010, 08:21 PM)...   Jan 29 2010, 08:28 PM
- - TreeFitty   where there's a will, there's a way. only ...   Jan 29 2010, 08:25 PM
- - PS Fanboy   I think we should turn blips off to take away Marn...   Jan 29 2010, 08:29 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (PS Fanboy @ Jan 29 2010, 08:29 PM)...   Jan 29 2010, 08:33 PM
- - PS Fanboy   Your new emoticons are gay.   Jan 29 2010, 08:40 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (PS Fanboy @ Jan 29 2010, 08:40 PM)...   Jan 29 2010, 08:45 PM
- - TreeFitty   I wish you could turn off the marker above your he...   Jan 29 2010, 08:46 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 29 2010, 08:46 PM)...   Jan 29 2010, 08:49 PM
- - TreeFitty   maybe it knows something we don't...   Jan 29 2010, 08:49 PM
- - new major on the block   Count me in, i shouldn't be busy this time.   Jan 31 2010, 04:25 PM
- - Marney1   Done.   Jan 31 2010, 04:28 PM
- - new major on the block   I think ill get some practice in online right now,...   Jan 31 2010, 04:32 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (new major on the block @ Jan 31 2010, ...   Jan 31 2010, 04:33 PM
|- - new major on the block   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Jan 31 2010, 10:33 AM) Q...   Jan 31 2010, 04:39 PM
- - GLC   Me and marney (I don't think NMOTB could get i...   Jan 31 2010, 06:57 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (GLC @ Jan 31 2010, 06:57 PM) Me an...   Jan 31 2010, 07:08 PM
- - new major on the block   Yeah i guess i lost connection on the first game a...   Jan 31 2010, 07:17 PM
- - TreeFitty   I'm wondering if someone on the US side starts...   Jan 31 2010, 07:20 PM
- - Marney1   I don't really have a problem anymore when I j...   Jan 31 2010, 07:52 PM
- - TreeFitty   Figures this would start: http://www.igrandtheftau...   Feb 2 2010, 11:59 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 2 2010, 11:59 PM) ...   Feb 3 2010, 02:03 AM
- - PS Fanboy   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 31 2010, 02:20 PM)...   Feb 3 2010, 02:55 AM
- - TreeFitty   I assume finding a middle-man won't happen. (a...   Feb 3 2010, 02:59 AM
- - PS Fanboy   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 2 2010, 09:59 PM) ...   Feb 3 2010, 03:16 AM
- - TreeFitty   Considering Dup won the last match that works. Goo...   Feb 3 2010, 03:18 AM
- - Marney1   Sorry did I forget to mention in the OP that DuPz...   Feb 3 2010, 03:20 AM
- - PS Fanboy   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 2 2010, 10:20 PM) So...   Feb 3 2010, 03:24 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (PS Fanboy @ Feb 3 2010, 03:24 AM) ...   Feb 3 2010, 03:25 AM
- - PS Fanboy   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 2 2010, 10:25 PM) QU...   Feb 3 2010, 03:26 AM
- - Marney1   Did you fuck! I came second.   Feb 3 2010, 03:28 AM
- - PS Fanboy   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 2 2010, 10:28 PM) Di...   Feb 3 2010, 03:29 AM
- - Marney1   Don't tell everyone. I'm going to singl...   Feb 3 2010, 03:33 AM
- - PS Fanboy   Until you start lagging   Feb 3 2010, 03:33 AM
- - Marney1   That's not funny, anyway where are the players...   Feb 3 2010, 03:35 AM
- - TreeFitty   Actually a list of the winners or the full score w...   Feb 3 2010, 03:42 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 3 2010, 03:42 AM) ...   Feb 3 2010, 03:56 AM
- - TreeFitty   meh, good enough. lay it on me. made a banner for ...   Feb 3 2010, 04:03 AM
- - ViceMan   Just take a pic of the final scores. I won't b...   Feb 3 2010, 11:16 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Feb 3 2010, 11:16 AM) Ju...   Feb 3 2010, 11:42 AM
- - TreeFitty   Nah a website page under the site theme. Make a ta...   Feb 3 2010, 07:04 PM
- - TreeFitty   Done. Just kept the money: UPDATED page Looks a l...   Feb 3 2010, 10:27 PM
- - Marney1   @Alphabetical order? I reckon it should be in ord...   Feb 3 2010, 11:06 PM
- - TreeFitty   No point cuz I would have to shuffle it all the ti...   Feb 3 2010, 11:19 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 3 2010, 11:19 PM) ...   Feb 3 2010, 11:25 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 3 2010, 11:25 PM) WE...   Feb 4 2010, 11:49 AM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Feb 4 2010, 11:49 AM) QU...   Feb 4 2010, 12:07 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Marney1 @ Feb 4 2010, 12:07 PM) QU...   Feb 4 2010, 12:15 PM
|- - Marney1   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Feb 4 2010, 12:15 PM) QU...   Feb 4 2010, 12:39 PM
- - TreeFitty   So this contest will be messed up like the fml.   Feb 4 2010, 04:04 PM
- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Feb 4 2010, 04:04 PM) ...   Feb 4 2010, 04:05 PM
- - Marney1   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Feb 4 2010, 04:05 PM) QU...   Feb 4 2010, 04:08 PM
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