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post Jan 27 2010, 07:35 PM
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My iPhone does me fine for portable web uses. All I use it for is Youtube and google'ing the occassional fact.
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post Jan 27 2010, 07:37 PM
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and now you can have one that acts like a PC. I'm sure it'll be on ebay for a million $.


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post Jan 27 2010, 07:47 PM
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My iPhone cost me enough as it is, now they have one 10x the size of it

Have fun paying $5500 for it.

Stephen Colbert wants one of these apparently...
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post Jan 27 2010, 07:50 PM
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I think it's just a touch screen version of the MacBook Air. Probably doesn't do too much since it's so thin.


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post Jan 27 2010, 07:59 PM
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supposedly, it starts out at $500 or something small like that... hell, for that price i WOULD buy a netbook, they're usually around $200...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 27 2010, 08:08 PM
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I'm gonna patent a magnifying glass for the iPod like the GameBoy had and everyone can experience the iPad for a much lower price.

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post Jan 27 2010, 08:08 PM
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they probably have that.


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post Jan 27 2010, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE (SPOILER @ Jan 27 2010, 04:02 PM) *
this is the future to replace laptops.. love to get one. when are they launching it?

They said something on TV a few hours ago, I think it was launched earlier today.



QUOTE (Massacre @ Jan 27 2010, 06:54 PM) *

Haha. tongue.gif



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QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Jan 27 2010, 02:23 PM) *
A tablet (big touch screen) made by Apple. And they probably shoved all of their iPod/iPhone crap in there.

So it's a giant, faster, iPhone?

Giants are slow. So it's likely to be a big slow giant.


Buy it for $ 1999 or something. Hang it on the wall and use it as a digital photo frame! Occasionally take it down and make a phone call, and maybe play Tetris 3D. Halleluja!



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post Jan 27 2010, 08:50 PM
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So, it's a giant iPhone that doesn't make calls?

Pass. sleep.gif

And it's never going to replace laptops as long as it still uses a virtual keyboard. It's got less then half a screen compared to a normal laptop and with the virtual keyboard taking up half again when in use you'd have a fun time trying to use it.


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post Jan 27 2010, 08:55 PM
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QUOTE (OptimumPx @ Jan 27 2010, 09:50 PM) *
So, it's a giant iPhone that doesn't make calls?

Pass. sleep.gif

And it's never going to replace laptops as long as it still uses a virtual keyboard. It's got less then half a screen compared to a normal laptop and with the virtual keyboard taking up half again when in use you'd have a fun time trying to use it.

So... don't sell your PSP yet lol.

EDIT: I actually meant don't sell your GameBoy.



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post Jan 27 2010, 09:25 PM
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Wow, and its under a grand? drool.gif


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post Jan 27 2010, 10:51 PM
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i for one am soooo not impressed. its like a giant iphone or ipad. I'll stick with my laptop/smartphone thanks.
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post Jan 28 2010, 01:40 AM
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In the future we can expect alot of different devices.

The iPad was developed for females. No question about it. I can see Always being worried.
ibad, or was it just the iPad spelled wrong?
iSad, not yet confirmed. A phone with a big bright screen to cheer up emos.
iDad, still in development. A phone specially designed for online banking (sperm banks).
iWad, not yet confirmed. The sex industry and Hugh Hefner is said to be sponsor.
iPimp, a name heard in their corridors. Nothing is known.

The above model names was stolen from Apples research facilities and Steve Job's office. It's not difficult to think of alot of other funny namies with an "i" in front of it.



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post Jan 28 2010, 02:16 AM
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QUOTE (demon @ Jan 27 2010, 08:40 PM) *
In the future we can expect alot of different devices.

The iPad was developed for females. No question about it. I can see Always being worried.
ibad, or was it just the iPad spelled wrong?
iSad, not yet confirmed. A phone with a big bright screen to cheer up emos.
iDad, still in development. A phone specially designed for online banking (sperm banks).
iWad, not yet confirmed. The sex industry and Hugh Hefner is said to be sponsor.
iPimp, a name heard in their corridors. Nothing is known.

The above model names was stolen from Apples research facilities and Steve Job's office. It's not difficult to think of alot of other funny namies with an "i" in front of it.


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post Jan 28 2010, 07:04 AM
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Yeah, not quite as revolutionary as people were claiming.


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post Jan 28 2010, 07:29 AM
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QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Jan 28 2010, 02:04 AM) *
Yeah, not quite as revolutionary as people were claiming.

yuppers, just some more miscrosoft apple hype that never delivered... if this thing could run OSX and had a bit of power, it would be something quite awesome... instead, we get a bigger ipod touch that can display e-books and runs on the iphone operating system... not even close to innovative...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 28 2010, 11:12 AM
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Good if you commute on public transport so you can go on the internet, or read books easier.

And, er, thats about it.


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QUOTE (demon @ Jan 28 2010, 01:40 AM) *
In the future we can expect alot of different devices.

The iPad was developed for females. No question about it. I can see Always being worried.
ibad, or was it just the iPad spelled wrong?
iSad, not yet confirmed. A phone with a big bright screen to cheer up emos.
iDad, still in development. A phone specially designed for online banking (sperm banks).
iWad, not yet confirmed. The sex industry and Hugh Hefner is said to be sponsor.
iPimp, a name heard in their corridors. Nothing is known.

The above model names was stolen from Apples research facilities and Steve Job's office. It's not difficult to think of alot of other funny namies with an "i" in front of it.

iSpy - Special app for the iPhone camera that lets you see through people's clothes wink.gif


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QUOTE (Pieface @ Jan 28 2010, 09:12 PM) *
Good if you commute on public transport so you can go on the internet, or read books easier.

And, er, thats about it.

I'm still stuck in the paper age when it comes to books, and I have no intention of changing.


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Possibly the most pointless device since tivo.

btw, i know the show's tripe, but did anyone see the ipad on MadTV a few years ago? Apple obviously didn't.

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